The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.7.11

June 7th, 2011 // 561 Comments

“WHOA! How’d I get on this red carpet? And in these clothes? What the-”

Welcome to Tuesday’s edition of The Crap We Missed where we attempt to compensate for a slow news day with the most random assortment of celeb pics we can find. (Patrick Duffy, anyone?) Today we’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio thinking fondly of Blake Lively, a blonde Michael Keaton at the airport, Wonder Woman wearing my grandmother’s table cloth and Peter Dinklage honestly thinking sunglasses and hoodies will hide his identity. “Oh, look, honey, a five-year-old boy walking his dog all alone. In the city. With a beard.”

A Lannister always pays his debts,

- The Superficial

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  1. Patrick Schwarzenegger
    internet police
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    Would fuck.

  2. Chantelle Houghton
    Abby Normal
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    Her tits? They’rrrrrre GREAT!

  3. Jared Leto
    LJ
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    Maybe he’s on the set of “Eraserhead II”…

  4. Lady Gaga
    JPC
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    Oh, blue hair!!! She’s so original and edgy…

  5. Kirstie Alley
    Abby Normal
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    With Kirstie AND the Kardashians in town I fear Manhattan may become the new Venice.

  6. Jersey Shore JWoww
    Siloporcen7
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    She needs to stop tanning/protect the neck skin

  7. Wendy Williams
    Deacon Jones
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    ……soooo, where was I??…oh, so I was on the SOuth Beach diet for like, 2 weeks, and I got a hemorrhoid THIS BIG. It was awful, girlfriend.”

  8. Julianne Hough
    solidgold
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    Shadow/Highlight filter

  9. Peter Dinklage
    JPC
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    So, is there a photographer specifically assigned to get pictures of Peter Dinklage and his dog?

  10. Jared Leto
    Tanzarian
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    Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you stupid fucking bastard!

  11. Wendy Williams
    cuppy
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    There’s an Anthony Weiner joke to be had here, but I just can’t put my mouth around it.

  12. Russell Crowe
    Deacon Jones
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    At my signal, unleash black.

  13. Kirstie Alley
    Tanzarian
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    Paris looks good with a little extra weight.

  14. Michael Shannon
    LJ
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    She still has the cash in her hand for the blowjob in the car…

  15. Chantelle Houghton
    Asoto
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    WTF? This is not how cows use to look.

  16. Tom Hanks
    Deacon Jones
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    “You have no idea what I can do to your right now!”

  17. Jersey Shore JWoww
    Abby Normal
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    You know you’ve got it made when you’re job description reads simply, “Look hotter than Snooki.”

  18. Peter Dinklage
    Abby Normal
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    What’s he doing walking the dog, shouldn’t he be out salvaging droids?

  19. Kirstie Alley
    Jenny with a Y
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    Is Kirstie the new spokes model for full body Spanx? If not, she should really look into it.

  20. Jared Leto
    Siloporcen7
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    The next big lesbian hairstyle since the Bieber

  21. Charlize Theron
    Jenny with a Y
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    “Douche-hate? Check. Bathrobe? Check. Rapidly fading looks? Double-check. Now, if I can just remember where I left that hooker, my Charlie Sheen costume will be all set!”

  22. Paula Abdul
    Jenny with a Y
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    “We’ve swapped Paula’s bottle of gin for this small dog. Let’s see if she notices!”

  23. Jersey Shore Snooki
    DKNY
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    Poor dog :(

  24. Wendy Williams
    Abby Normal
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck! I hate these Goatse photos!

  25. Jared Leto
    DKNY
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    His music is so good (30 Seconds to Mars) but his fashion style is so awful. Wtf dude?

  26. Jersey Shore Snooki
    Jenny with a Y
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    By the look in the poor dog’s eyes, I’d say it just died a little inside.

  27. Wendy Williams
    DKNY
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    “Ever blow a guy with elephantitis? I did.”

  28. Michael Shannon
    Abby Normal
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    This guy has the head/body ratio to match the statue in the last pic.

  29. Patrick Duffy
    DKNY
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    Alan Thicke’s twin?

  30. Tom Hanks
    Abby Normal
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    Tom: “Fortunately it’s not an Asian baby, you eat one of those and you’re hungry again an hour later.”

  31. Julianne Hough
    DKNY
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    That is one fine bitch.

  32. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
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    Guess we know where the popsicle went.

  33. Chantelle Houghton
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    And she’s watching us all with the eye…of the tiger.

  34. Jersey Shore Snooki
    Asoto
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    Did you just call Snooki a star?!

  35. Jared Leto
    Jenny with a Y
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    Seriously, Jared, you really don’t need to hide the erection – your hair is ridiculous enough that no one will notice.

  36. Chantelle Houghton
    Brad Hallston
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    Ahh what one can create with a petri dish, ke$ha, a tranny, and a tiger cub.

  37. Leonardo DiCaprio
    Jenny with a Y
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    Somewhere there is a lesbian missing her favorite weekend threads.

  38. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Sir-rough-a-lot
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    When I get to 50ish i will be able to bang 20 year olds? The future looks promising. I was worry for nothing…

  39. Leonardo DiCaprio
    Asoto
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    Fred Durst?

  40. Wendy Williams
    Asoto
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    That’s some extreme botoxing right there.

  41. Russell Crowe
    Sir-rough-a-lot
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    Yeah mate, those buggers removed all rotary phone before I got here. Can you believe this? I will stay “in constant contact with me wife”?

  42. Jersey Shore Snooki
    hbw
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    Great… Just as we get over bird flu, we now have canine herpes.

  43. Lynda Carter
    Sir-rough-a-lot
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    Not fair! at least she maintained her shape.

  44. Jersey Shore Snooki
    hbw
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    In Italy they do everything backwards. They drive on the left side of the road, and they put the peanut butter on the dog.

  45. Paula Abdul
    fap
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    This is the dog whose cavities she uses to smuggle drugs through airports. Show some respect, people – it’s poop time.

  46. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
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    Holy crap! That’s not Hasselhoff, that’s evil Robot Hasselhoff. Am I the only one seeing this? The real Hasselhoff is in danger!

  47. Jared Leto
    hbw
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    Looks like someone had a fun night with the boys.

  48. Lady Gaga
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    She’s wearing Rorschach’s mask like a skirt. Her mood: whorey, with a chance of golden showers.

  49. Chantelle Houghton
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    Nice shoes, gay Tony the Tiger.

  50. Wendy Williams
    hbw
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    That must have been a hell of a casting couch.

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