“WHOA! How’d I get on this red carpet? And in these clothes? What the-”
Welcome to Tuesday’s edition of The Crap We Missed where we attempt to compensate for a slow news day with the most random assortment of celeb pics we can find. (Patrick Duffy, anyone?) Today we’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio thinking fondly of Blake Lively, a blonde Michael Keaton at the airport, Wonder Woman wearing my grandmother’s table cloth and Peter Dinklage honestly thinking sunglasses and hoodies will hide his identity. “Oh, look, honey, a five-year-old boy walking his dog all alone. In the city. With a beard.”
A Lannister always pays his debts,
- The Superficial
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Would fuck.
Her tits? They’rrrrrre GREAT!
+1
It should read “grrrrrrreat” if you want to channel Tony.
Maybe he’s on the set of “Eraserhead II”…
Oh, blue hair!!! She’s so original and edgy…
With Kirstie AND the Kardashians in town I fear Manhattan may become the new Venice.
She needs to stop tanning/protect the neck skin
……soooo, where was I??…oh, so I was on the SOuth Beach diet for like, 2 weeks, and I got a hemorrhoid THIS BIG. It was awful, girlfriend.”
Shadow/Highlight filter
So, is there a photographer specifically assigned to get pictures of Peter Dinklage and his dog?
hahahaaha fucking perfect.
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you stupid fucking bastard!
There’s an Anthony Weiner joke to be had here, but I just can’t put my mouth around it.
At my signal, unleash black.
Paris looks good with a little extra weight.
She still has the cash in her hand for the blowjob in the car…
WTF? This is not how cows use to look.
nooo i think they trying to show an elephant
“You have no idea what I can do to your right now!”
You know you’ve got it made when you’re job description reads simply, “Look hotter than Snooki.”
What’s he doing walking the dog, shouldn’t he be out salvaging droids?
Is Kirstie the new spokes model for full body Spanx? If not, she should really look into it.
The next big lesbian hairstyle since the Bieber
Well, that IS Cynthia Nixon, after all…isn’t it?
“Douche-hate? Check. Bathrobe? Check. Rapidly fading looks? Double-check. Now, if I can just remember where I left that hooker, my Charlie Sheen costume will be all set!”
“We’ve swapped Paula’s bottle of gin for this small dog. Let’s see if she notices!”
Poor dog :(
Fuck! I hate these Goatse photos!
His music is so good (30 Seconds to Mars) but his fashion style is so awful. Wtf dude?
Really ? I think his music is some of the gayest horse shit ever. In fact, he’s covered in it.
By the look in the poor dog’s eyes, I’d say it just died a little inside.
+100
“Ever blow a guy with elephantitis? I did.”
This guy has the head/body ratio to match the statue in the last pic.
Alan Thicke’s twin?
Tom: “Fortunately it’s not an Asian baby, you eat one of those and you’re hungry again an hour later.”
haha.. :-)
To Saturday, I daresay!
Not for a quote taken from a Family Guy episode
You’re full of shit, DeucePickle. We’ve used the old cliche about eating Chinese food and being hungry again an hour later but we never used it in reference to eating a baby.
That is one fine bitch.
Guess we know where the popsicle went.
LOL
hahahaha win
And she’s watching us all with the eye…of the tiger.
Did you just call Snooki a star?!
I think they meant Black Hole
Seriously, Jared, you really don’t need to hide the erection – your hair is ridiculous enough that no one will notice.
Ahh what one can create with a petri dish, ke$ha, a tranny, and a tiger cub.
Somewhere there is a lesbian missing her favorite weekend threads.
When I get to 50ish i will be able to bang 20 year olds? The future looks promising. I was worry for nothing…
Fred Durst?
Playing with himself again.
That’s some extreme botoxing right there.
Yeah mate, those buggers removed all rotary phone before I got here. Can you believe this? I will stay “in constant contact with me wife”?
Great… Just as we get over bird flu, we now have canine herpes.
Not fair! at least she maintained her shape.
In Italy they do everything backwards. They drive on the left side of the road, and they put the peanut butter on the dog.
This is the dog whose cavities she uses to smuggle drugs through airports. Show some respect, people – it’s poop time.
Holy crap! That’s not Hasselhoff, that’s evil Robot Hasselhoff. Am I the only one seeing this? The real Hasselhoff is in danger!
Looks like someone had a fun night with the boys.
She’s wearing Rorschach’s mask like a skirt. Her mood: whorey, with a chance of golden showers.
Nice shoes, gay Tony the Tiger.
You must have missed the breasts.
That must have been a hell of a casting couch.