“WHOA! How’d I get on this red carpet? And in these clothes? What the-”
Welcome to Tuesday’s edition of The Crap We Missed where we attempt to compensate for a slow news day with the most random assortment of celeb pics we can find. (Patrick Duffy, anyone?) Today we’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio thinking fondly of Blake Lively, a blonde Michael Keaton at the airport, Wonder Woman wearing my grandmother’s table cloth and Peter Dinklage honestly thinking sunglasses and hoodies will hide his identity. “Oh, look, honey, a five-year-old boy walking his dog all alone. In the city. With a beard.”
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Someone needs to teach the dog how to squat and piss.
You take that on.
I’ll teach her how to squat and piss on my face.
Who? The dog?
Depends if it’s after happy hour or not
Now with kung-fu grip.
They need to be this big if I am going to put it in my mouth
Absolutely nothing in this picture doesn’t scream “huge douchebag.”
Look at that crowd she drew.
LOL. best
I’ll just cut to the punch line:
Having a prostitute who just got done servicing you try to kiss you on the mouth: Priceless.
Not pictured: giant cheeseburger
Just another day with Ryan Seacrest.
Just seconds after this was taken he went straight in for a boob grab.
The Incredible Journey Part 2
Frodo in tha ‘hood!
Khloe really needs to stop with the nipple flashes.
You see, Kal-El? I made Kara kneel before Zod!
The Incredible Journey Part 3.
That dog must like fish.
it must be some mixup. they’ve somehow mistaken Charlize for a 50 year old mother of 12 from wisconsin. don’t worry I’m sure the proper people have been alerted and the situation will be rectified momentarily.
The gauntlet has been thrown down, Pattinson.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahaha! love it!
What is Jocelyn Wildenstern doing hanging out with Steve-O? Is she modeling for his next tattoo?
And why is she trying to ruin my vintage Kate Pierson faps?
Who does she think she is? The Black Oprah?
she THINKS so
Being single and getting laid all the time is great!
“Tonight. YOU.”
I’d rather wear bikinis and paint than wear fur. Very weak. What’s next? I’d rather wear wool pants and a heavy coat in the summertime than wear fur?
Mr. Smoogles likes scotch too, doesn’t he? *smooch*
i’m hoping the flashbulbs bring out the gray in my hair.
clearance sale! $1 gropes! learned from a master!
He looks like someone did to Ewan McGregor’s face what life did to Seal’s.
I’ve always seen him more like Grumpy Old Di Caprio.
that caption should read: Snooki, here seen kissing her younger sister, Muffin, in Florence.
Here comes the fun cooker!
I’m not really sure how the hoody makes him inconspicuous. Are there midget hordes running all over Manhattan?
shit bitches, this canteen holds *all* liquids–you feel me–all liquids!
(…..THAT’S where the gerbil from last night went….shit)
Despite knowing what grisly reality lies underneath, this dress really temps one into desiring to unbutton it.
Shouldn’t someone that wears black and smokes not be such a fatass?
NO!…(see Khloe Kardashian)
even Leo is fapping to the Blake Lively photos.
The head on that statue is too big for the body. Photoshopped.
I don’t think it’s shopped. It’s just absolutely horribly out of proportion & wrong.
Goddam.
It looks more like he was photoshopped into the picture. He was actually in Atlantis at the time of the picture.
why is he wearing clogs? is this all a dream too?
Her right foot looks like it’s about to explode in the microwave.
“Can…can I keep this?”
an example of Hollywood drama: thank god you made it home, Michael, traffic was horrendous!
well, someone has to lick her pussy in bed. that’s a no-fly zone for Seacrest.
She’s got more chins than a chinese phone book… (an old joke, but very appropriate).
She really does look like a blonde Michael Keaton. Damn. What hope is there for the rest of us?
What’s that on her foot?
Man I must have been drunk this morning. I seem to have put my pants on backwards.
You’re not REALLY drunk until you try to take your pants off over your head. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve done that… Oh, I do? Never mind.
So she’s wearing two dresses, right?
Will you just fucking stop, Peter Dinklage??!!!
she gets a well earned “Great Tits!”
Robert Downey, circa 80′s anyone?
Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces (and)
Bits and pieces (and)
CHORUS
(Bits of) my creation–Is it real?
It’s my creation–I do not know
No hesitation–No heart of gold
Just flesh and blood–I do not know
From my heart and from my hand
Why don’t people understand
My intentions . . . . Oooh, weird . . . .
Weird science!!
mmm, it’s a little different http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lpiDRDaH-mU/THSVnYl0D-I/AAAAAAAATk0/mJqGe8mAttE/s1600/1012weird.science.hdtvrip.720p.xvid135452.png
Christ, he’s so old. How is this guy playing Green Lantern?
“DUDESsss, I’m SOBER!”