The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.7.11

June 7th, 2011 // 561 Comments

“WHOA! How’d I get on this red carpet? And in these clothes? What the-”

Welcome to Tuesday’s edition of The Crap We Missed where we attempt to compensate for a slow news day with the most random assortment of celeb pics we can find. (Patrick Duffy, anyone?) Today we’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio thinking fondly of Blake Lively, a blonde Michael Keaton at the airport, Wonder Woman wearing my grandmother’s table cloth and Peter Dinklage honestly thinking sunglasses and hoodies will hide his identity. “Oh, look, honey, a five-year-old boy walking his dog all alone. In the city. With a beard.”

A Lannister always pays his debts,

- The Superficial

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  1. Julianne Hough
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone needs to teach the dog how to squat and piss.

  2. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Trail Mix
    Commented on this photo:

    Now with kung-fu grip.

  3. Wendy Williams
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    They need to be this big if I am going to put it in my mouth

  4. Jared Leto
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Absolutely nothing in this picture doesn’t scream “huge douchebag.”

  5. Chantelle Houghton
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that crowd she drew.

  6. Michael Shannon
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll just cut to the punch line:
    Having a prostitute who just got done servicing you try to kiss you on the mouth: Priceless.

  7. Wendy Williams
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pictured: giant cheeseburger

  8. Julianne Hough
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Just another day with Ryan Seacrest.

  9. Patrick Duffy
    Matty
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    Just seconds after this was taken he went straight in for a boob grab.

  10. Jersey Shore Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    The Incredible Journey Part 2

  11. Peter Dinklage
    The Pope of Cleveland
    Commented on this photo:

    Frodo in tha ‘hood!

  12. Patrick Duffy
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Khloe really needs to stop with the nipple flashes.

  13. Michael Shannon
    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    You see, Kal-El? I made Kara kneel before Zod!

  14. Peter Dinklage
    Commented on this photo:

    The Incredible Journey Part 3.

  15. Julianne Hough
    Jon Hex
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    That dog must like fish.

  16. Charlize Theron
    shonzie
    Commented on this photo:

    it must be some mixup. they’ve somehow mistaken Charlize for a 50 year old mother of 12 from wisconsin. don’t worry I’m sure the proper people have been alerted and the situation will be rectified momentarily.

  17. Jared Leto
    The Pope of Cleveland
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    The gauntlet has been thrown down, Pattinson.

  18. Steve-O
    Commented on this photo:

    What is Jocelyn Wildenstern doing hanging out with Steve-O? Is she modeling for his next tattoo?

  19. Wendy Williams
    Commented on this photo:

    Who does she think she is? The Black Oprah?

  20. Olivia Wilde
    whiskeyafternoon
    Commented on this photo:

    Being single and getting laid all the time is great!

  21. Tom Hanks
    Trail Mix
    Commented on this photo:

    “Tonight. YOU.”

  22. Chantelle Houghton
    whiskeyafternoon
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d rather wear bikinis and paint than wear fur. Very weak. What’s next? I’d rather wear wool pants and a heavy coat in the summertime than wear fur?

  23. Paula Abdul
    whiskeyafternoon
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    Mr. Smoogles likes scotch too, doesn’t he? *smooch*

  24. Ryan Reynolds
    whiskeyafternoon
    Commented on this photo:

    i’m hoping the flashbulbs bring out the gray in my hair.

  25. Patrick Schwarzenegger
    whiskeyafternoon
    Commented on this photo:

    clearance sale! $1 gropes! learned from a master!

  26. Michael Shannon
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like someone did to Ewan McGregor’s face what life did to Seal’s.

  27. Jersey Shore Snooki
    whiskeyafternoon
    Commented on this photo:

    that caption should read: Snooki, here seen kissing her younger sister, Muffin, in Florence.

  28. Wendy Williams
    The Pope of Cleveland
    Commented on this photo:

    Here comes the fun cooker!

  29. Peter Dinklage
    whiskeyafternoon
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not really sure how the hoody makes him inconspicuous. Are there midget hordes running all over Manhattan?

  30. Steve-O
    whiskeyafternoon
    Commented on this photo:

    shit bitches, this canteen holds *all* liquids–you feel me–all liquids!

  31. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Deacon Jones
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    (…..THAT’S where the gerbil from last night went….shit)

  32. Kirsten Dunst
    whiskeyafternoon
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    Despite knowing what grisly reality lies underneath, this dress really temps one into desiring to unbutton it.

  33. Russell Crowe
    The Pope of Cleveland
    Commented on this photo:

    Shouldn’t someone that wears black and smokes not be such a fatass?

  34. Leonardo DiCaprio
    whiskeyafternoon
    Commented on this photo:

    even Leo is fapping to the Blake Lively photos.

  35. Patrick Duffy
    perv
    Commented on this photo:

    The head on that statue is too big for the body. Photoshopped.

    • Cock Dr

      I don’t think it’s shopped. It’s just absolutely horribly out of proportion & wrong.
      Goddam.

      • Steelerchick

        It looks more like he was photoshopped into the picture. He was actually in Atlantis at the time of the picture.

  36. Patrick Duffy
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    why is he wearing clogs? is this all a dream too?

  37. Kirstie Alley
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Her right foot looks like it’s about to explode in the microwave.

  38. Patrick Duffy
    The Pope of Cleveland
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can…can I keep this?”

  39. Michael Shannon
    whiskeyafternoon
    Commented on this photo:

    an example of Hollywood drama: thank god you made it home, Michael, traffic was horrendous!

  40. Julianne Hough
    whiskeyafternoon
    Commented on this photo:

    well, someone has to lick her pussy in bed. that’s a no-fly zone for Seacrest.

  41. Charlize Theron
    LJ
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got more chins than a chinese phone book… (an old joke, but very appropriate).

  42. Charlize Theron
    Really
    Commented on this photo:

    She really does look like a blonde Michael Keaton. Damn. What hope is there for the rest of us?

  43. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Siloporcen7
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s that on her foot?

  44. Paula Abdul
    slein
    Commented on this photo:

    Man I must have been drunk this morning. I seem to have put my pants on backwards.

    • Paula Abdul

      You’re not REALLY drunk until you try to take your pants off over your head. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve done that… Oh, I do? Never mind.

  45. Olivia Wilde
    Siloporcen7
    Commented on this photo:

    So she’s wearing two dresses, right?

  46. Peter Dinklage
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Will you just fucking stop, Peter Dinklage??!!!

  47. Lynda Carter
    Commented on this photo:

    she gets a well earned “Great Tits!”

  48. Jared Leto
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Robert Downey, circa 80′s anyone?

    Plastic tubes and pots and pans
    Bits and pieces (and)
    Bits and pieces (and)

    CHORUS
    (Bits of) my creation–Is it real?
    It’s my creation–I do not know
    No hesitation–No heart of gold
    Just flesh and blood–I do not know

    From my heart and from my hand
    Why don’t people understand
    My intentions . . . . Oooh, weird . . . .
    Weird science!!

  49. Ryan Reynolds
    internet police
    Commented on this photo:

    Christ, he’s so old. How is this guy playing Green Lantern?

  50. Steve-O
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “DUDESsss, I’m SOBER!”

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