The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.7.11

June 7th, 2011 // 561 Comments

“WHOA! How’d I get on this red carpet? And in these clothes? What the-”

Welcome to Tuesday’s edition of The Crap We Missed where we attempt to compensate for a slow news day with the most random assortment of celeb pics we can find. (Patrick Duffy, anyone?) Today we’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio thinking fondly of Blake Lively, a blonde Michael Keaton at the airport, Wonder Woman wearing my grandmother’s table cloth and Peter Dinklage honestly thinking sunglasses and hoodies will hide his identity. “Oh, look, honey, a five-year-old boy walking his dog all alone. In the city. With a beard.”

A Lannister always pays his debts,

- The Superficial

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  1. Wendy Williams
    Big_Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    “I can haz cheezburger?!?!?!”

  2. Peter Dinklage
    Fumus
    Commented on this photo:

    Gonna go for a little walk, yea?
    Just a short stroll, eh?
    Take a small trip around the block, will ya?
    Have a step outside for a wii-bit, huh?
    Enjoy a tiny bit of fresh air, then?

  3. Peter Dinklage
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    FYI – you can get these new style garden gnomes at Home Depot at a bargain price. Apparently they didn’t catch on. They were, however, a bigger success than the Snooki ones, which have already been withdrawn from the market. Apparently they drew the ‘wrong element’ to people’s gardens.

  4. Chantelle Houghton
    Cardinal Fang
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    Does she realize the damage she is doing to the grass? How many small bugs died because she’d trodden all over them?

  5. Jersey Shore Snooki
    JMS
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    There have got to be more humane ways of putting an animal down.

  6. Patrick Duffy
    dontlooknow
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    When did Whoopie Goldberg pose for that statue?

  7. Ryan Reynolds
    Pebblz
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    Daaayummm….George Dubya looks gooood…..

  8. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Twilight81
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    Christopher Reeves seems just as surprised that he’s alive – and walking – as we are.

  9. Lynda Carter
    Amominous
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    I’m still not crazy about this new Wonder Woman costume. Bring back the star spangled granny panties, dammit!

  10. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Brennan Haley
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody put my Barbie and Ken in the frigging microwave – AGAIN!

  11. Lady Gaga
    Brennan Haley
    Commented on this photo:

    Kuato from the new TOTAL RECALL says “Get your ass to Mars!”

  12. Chantelle Houghton
    Brennan Haley
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s right, get rid of the tigers and put HER in the show. I’d volunteer to help, but it won’t be my head I put in her mouth, tee hee.

  13. Paula Abdul
    Brennan Haley
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    I think Paula’s going to keep that dog’s bum shut until she can find another girl and a cup.

  14. Ryan Reynolds
    Brennan Haley
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    “Mmmm, that girl did taste like a peach. But now Sean is gobbling my cobbler.”

  15. Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Brennan Haley
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    “Hey buddy, whatcha got in there, a dead cat or something?”

  16. Jersey Shore JWoww
    Brennan Haley
    Commented on this photo:

    So she spits it into the bottle afterwards, and whatever misses gets caught in her pant cuffs. So how many times did it take to work that out? Thirty seven!!

  17. Peter Dinklage
    Brennan Haley
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    Colin Farrell is not short, that’s a pony.

  18. Jared Leto
    Brennan Haley
    Commented on this photo:

    She blinded me – with SCIENCE!!

  19. Steve-O
    Brennan Haley
    Commented on this photo:

    Those alcohol monitoring devices are getting a bit personal.

  20. Wendy Williams
    Brennan Haley
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    Queen Latifah giving a Rusty Trombone to the Invisible Man. NIIICEEE.

  21. Jared Leto
    stepnie
    Commented on this photo:

    Did I miss something? Did Robert Pattinson face-lift Jared Leto? Or did Leto scalp Pattinson? This must be carefully handled, the balance of adolescent females must not be disturbed.

  22. Olivia Wilde
    Hayley
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, wearing a dress that’s a light colour around the waist will make you look like you have no waist. Stupid choice of dress.

  23. Chantelle Houghton
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    I responded in a similar way when I heard about the new Thundercats show.

  24. Peter Dinklage
    Cartman
    Commented on this photo:

    How sweet, a mini unibomber and a dog.

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