“WHOA! How’d I get on this red carpet? And in these clothes? What the-”
Welcome to Tuesday’s edition of The Crap We Missed where we attempt to compensate for a slow news day with the most random assortment of celeb pics we can find. (Patrick Duffy, anyone?) Today we’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio thinking fondly of Blake Lively, a blonde Michael Keaton at the airport, Wonder Woman wearing my grandmother’s table cloth and Peter Dinklage honestly thinking sunglasses and hoodies will hide his identity. “Oh, look, honey, a five-year-old boy walking his dog all alone. In the city. With a beard.”
A Lannister always pays his debts,
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“I can haz cheezburger?!?!?!”
Gonna go for a little walk, yea?
Just a short stroll, eh?
Take a small trip around the block, will ya?
Have a step outside for a wii-bit, huh?
Enjoy a tiny bit of fresh air, then?
Careful, Fumus, I hear he has a short temper.
FYI – you can get these new style garden gnomes at Home Depot at a bargain price. Apparently they didn’t catch on. They were, however, a bigger success than the Snooki ones, which have already been withdrawn from the market. Apparently they drew the ‘wrong element’ to people’s gardens.
Does she realize the damage she is doing to the grass? How many small bugs died because she’d trodden all over them?
There have got to be more humane ways of putting an animal down.
When did Whoopie Goldberg pose for that statue?
Daaayummm….George Dubya looks gooood…..
Christopher Reeves seems just as surprised that he’s alive – and walking – as we are.
I’m still not crazy about this new Wonder Woman costume. Bring back the star spangled granny panties, dammit!
Somebody put my Barbie and Ken in the frigging microwave – AGAIN!
Kuato from the new TOTAL RECALL says “Get your ass to Mars!”
She’s right, get rid of the tigers and put HER in the show. I’d volunteer to help, but it won’t be my head I put in her mouth, tee hee.
I think Paula’s going to keep that dog’s bum shut until she can find another girl and a cup.
“Mmmm, that girl did taste like a peach. But now Sean is gobbling my cobbler.”
“Hey buddy, whatcha got in there, a dead cat or something?”
So she spits it into the bottle afterwards, and whatever misses gets caught in her pant cuffs. So how many times did it take to work that out? Thirty seven!!
Colin Farrell is not short, that’s a pony.
She blinded me – with SCIENCE!!
Those alcohol monitoring devices are getting a bit personal.
Queen Latifah giving a Rusty Trombone to the Invisible Man. NIIICEEE.
Did I miss something? Did Robert Pattinson face-lift Jared Leto? Or did Leto scalp Pattinson? This must be carefully handled, the balance of adolescent females must not be disturbed.
Well, wearing a dress that’s a light colour around the waist will make you look like you have no waist. Stupid choice of dress.
I responded in a similar way when I heard about the new Thundercats show.
How sweet, a mini unibomber and a dog.