superficial

  1. Michelle

    Make up does a face some good. eek

  2. felix

    Kate Gosselin, is that you?

  3. It had to be said

    God damn it, I left my looks in here somewhere.

  4. Coyote

    Is this a Monster remake?

  5. shonzie

    it must be some mixup. they’ve somehow mistaken Charlize for a 50 year old mother of 12 from wisconsin. don’t worry I’m sure the proper people have been alerted and the situation will be rectified momentarily.

  6. LJ

    She’s got more chins than a chinese phone book… (an old joke, but very appropriate).

  7. Really

    She really does look like a blonde Michael Keaton. Damn. What hope is there for the rest of us?

  8. Jenny with a Y

    “Douche-hate? Check. Bathrobe? Check. Rapidly fading looks? Double-check. Now, if I can just remember where I left that hooker, my Charlie Sheen costume will be all set!”

  9. adolf hitler

    mr. f

  10. LJ

    Send her my way, I do her in a second (although I might last for three).

  11. Milf

    This makes me supremely happy. Thank you, Mister The Superficial. Love, all the ladies who now realize they don’t look much worse than a famous model and movie star…

  12. PuppyD

    No, there are two cats in that bag. The other three are staying home with their nanny.

  13. Carson

    Oh hey! I didn’t know they were making a Monster sequel!

  14. chainsawbuzzkill

    I’m shocked she looks normal without an stint in her $500/hr makeup artist’s chair.

  15. cc

    Monster, Part II?

  16. DeucePickle

    I had no idea the paparazzi could travel to the year 2038 to get pictures of celebrities

  17. Jam

    Who is this 50-year old mother of three, with bad skin?

  18. The Critical Crassness

    From this angle, that looks like the redheaded guy of CSI:Miami, David Caruso.

  19. baron of all media

    I totally want to bang this chick’s granddaughter. You know, the chick from the movies? The hot one? Whats her name? Uuummm… oh yeah! Meg Ryan! Totally want to bang that chick.

  20. Steelerchick

    She needs a jowl lift

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