“WHOA! How’d I get on this red carpet? And in these clothes? What the-”
Welcome to Tuesday’s edition of The Crap We Missed where we attempt to compensate for a slow news day with the most random assortment of celeb pics we can find. (Patrick Duffy, anyone?) Today we’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio thinking fondly of Blake Lively, a blonde Michael Keaton at the airport, Wonder Woman wearing my grandmother’s table cloth and Peter Dinklage honestly thinking sunglasses and hoodies will hide his identity. “Oh, look, honey, a five-year-old boy walking his dog all alone. In the city. With a beard.”
A Lannister always pays his debts,
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OOPS! I just shit on my Depends!
Please please please tell me he dropping dead and pic two is the dr. calling the time of death……please please please.
Officer, he just went right in & pulled her off the stripper pole.
Why isn’t PETA all over this?
A yukon XL for a Kristie XL
you beat me to it, well played
Cuteness overload.
Make up does a face some good. eek
How does he do that?
And why?
Wilson?
+!
Zac Efron sure has big hair.
Hoo boy. You’ve set up Wonder Woman for a SW drubbing.
That’s a gay man’s wet dream right there.
jep!
Hopefully I am not the only one who thinks this woman is really fuckin annoying. Come on 15 tic toc.
You’re not. I absolutely hate her.
Nope, can’t stand this bitch
Kate Gosselin, is that you?
For a second there I thought it was Iggy Pop.
You talking to that harlot? Are you? I all ready “told” you once, bitch. You wanna look like a racoon? Wanna live that DareDevil fantasy for real, bitch?
Hold it right there – the dooky will ooze right down your leg without staining your Armanis
Don’t let the goofy messenger distract: circus animals do lead horrible lives.
+1
Sadly, I think PETA does more harm then good to a majority of their causes.
At least they are doing more harm then good. It would be worse if they were doing more harm than good. Phew!
Usually can’t stand the grammar Nazis, but that was just too funny.
hehehe im with ya, but im such a grammar fool it took me a minute to realize wth was being said. well played anon, well played.
+1. Unfortunately, it’s so true, and it needs to stop. There are other ways to be entertained. :)
Bangs are whack
Now back to “The Further Adventures of Big Dog & Half Man” Part IX
Did anyone else see this photo, think it was an average-height guy, and then think he had a giant dog before seeing his tiny legs and realizing he’s the midget that Tina Fey fucked???
Looks like he put Pam in a time machine and got back a slutty version of the Tool Time girl.
Body? There’s no body in this trunk.
her nails don’t match…what a slag
i bet you spent an hour looking at this just to find one thing to troll about
I thought it was going to be jessica simpson. I wish Julianne had her rack.
If Red doesn’t look where his penis is going he’s not REALLY gay . . .
good thing they started infusing stilettos with titanium
she still has some great melons under her shirt. I’ll always love her.
Bikini = FAIL. If you care, get naked, otherwise your just half-assing it.
CLEANING WOMAN!
fucking excellent! dead men don’t wear plaid
She finally wised up to the neck-down spanxxx. Good for her!
who knew it came in blue?…she should really be getting $ for the work she is doing for them…then again…it IS God’s work when u think about it…
God damn it, I left my looks in here somewhere.
“I hope they can’t see the vile of Gin I hid up Mr. Bojangles bum. I need something to wash down my pills!”
It would have been funny if you only knew how to spell “vial.”
And when she needs to get the gin out of his bum, she sings, “Mr. Bojangles…Mr. Bojangles…dance.”
(a) I thought his name was Shriver now. (b) I thought we all agreed that the family shouldn’t be bothered when the Dad is the tool.
Yeah, man. Only show Ah-nie and let’s laugh about that movie where he was pregnant
hahahah I forgot about that movie! LMAO
damn that’s messed up…in need of colostomy already
Le Hot Dog is about to meet a grisly end.
She could tie me up with the magic lasso any day . . .
P.S. Nice cleavage, Snooks. I can only imagine the engineering feat the represents.
She got the carpal tunnel syndrome giving hand . . . I mean, casting for TV work, right?
Hmph? He’s in Monaco so as far as I’m concerned, he’s #winning.
Dude, just ride the dog. You know you want to, and we all totally would if we could. Just do it.
Crushing on you!
Heat Miser sucks.
lol, good one
Is this a Monster remake?
Nice…I truly was gonna say – Monster 2?-
“Calm down, Jared. It’s just my mom.”
SNIPERS, TAKE THE SHOT. TAKE THE DAMNED SHOT!
I think I just peed my pants
This asshole is so full of himself he about to explode.
Hey Bobby Ewing it’s been a long time…
She’s a man, baby!
Big breasted trannies, on the next Wendy Williams show. Oops. I meant on EVERY Wendy Williams show.
Yes, yes I would.
she’s way beautiful. and those tits–
I would and I have no idea why.
He’s one bad hair day from being Ernest Hemingway.