The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.7.11

June 7th, 2011 // 561 Comments

“WHOA! How’d I get on this red carpet? And in these clothes? What the-”

Welcome to Tuesday’s edition of The Crap We Missed where we attempt to compensate for a slow news day with the most random assortment of celeb pics we can find. (Patrick Duffy, anyone?) Today we’ve got Leonardo DiCaprio thinking fondly of Blake Lively, a blonde Michael Keaton at the airport, Wonder Woman wearing my grandmother’s table cloth and Peter Dinklage honestly thinking sunglasses and hoodies will hide his identity. “Oh, look, honey, a five-year-old boy walking his dog all alone. In the city. With a beard.”

A Lannister always pays his debts,

- The Superficial

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  1. rican

    OOPS! I just shit on my Depends!

  2. Michelle

    Please please please tell me he dropping dead and pic two is the dr. calling the time of death……please please please.

  3. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Officer, he just went right in & pulled her off the stripper pole.

  4. Jersey Shore Snooki
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    Why isn’t PETA all over this?

  5. Kirstie Alley
    Michelle
    Commented on this photo:

    A yukon XL for a Kristie XL

  6. Julianne Hough
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Cuteness overload.

  7. Charlize Theron
    Michelle
    Commented on this photo:

    Make up does a face some good. eek

  8. Jared Leto
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    How does he do that?
    And why?

  9. Tom Hanks
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    Wilson?

  10. Jared Leto
    Michelle
    Commented on this photo:

    Zac Efron sure has big hair.

  11. Lynda Carter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Hoo boy. You’ve set up Wonder Woman for a SW drubbing.

  12. Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a gay man’s wet dream right there.

  13. Wendy Williams
    Michelle
    Commented on this photo:

    Hopefully I am not the only one who thinks this woman is really fuckin annoying. Come on 15 tic toc.

  14. Charlize Theron
    felix
    Commented on this photo:

    Kate Gosselin, is that you?

  15. Jennifer Garner
    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    You talking to that harlot? Are you? I all ready “told” you once, bitch. You wanna look like a racoon? Wanna live that DareDevil fantasy for real, bitch?

  16. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    the hoff's brain
    Commented on this photo:

    Hold it right there – the dooky will ooze right down your leg without staining your Armanis

  17. Chantelle Houghton
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t let the goofy messenger distract: circus animals do lead horrible lives.

  18. Olivia Wilde
    'do police
    Commented on this photo:

    Bangs are whack

  19. Peter Dinklage
    Eddie
    Commented on this photo:

    Now back to “The Further Adventures of Big Dog & Half Man” Part IX

    • Heartless Cunt

      Did anyone else see this photo, think it was an average-height guy, and then think he had a giant dog before seeing his tiny legs and realizing he’s the midget that Tina Fey fucked???

  20. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he put Pam in a time machine and got back a slutty version of the Tool Time girl.

  21. Olivia Wilde
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Body? There’s no body in this trunk.

  22. Chantelle Houghton
    dah
    Commented on this photo:

    her nails don’t match…what a slag

  23. Julianne Hough
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought it was going to be jessica simpson. I wish Julianne had her rack.

  24. Lady Gaga
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    If Red doesn’t look where his penis is going he’s not REALLY gay . . .

  25. Kirstie Alley
    dah
    Commented on this photo:

    good thing they started infusing stilettos with titanium

  26. Lynda Carter
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    she still has some great melons under her shirt. I’ll always love her.

  27. Chantelle Houghton
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Bikini = FAIL. If you care, get naked, otherwise your just half-assing it.

  28. Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Big Jim
    Commented on this photo:

    CLEANING WOMAN!

  29. Kirstie Alley
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    She finally wised up to the neck-down spanxxx. Good for her!

    • MrsWrong

      who knew it came in blue?…she should really be getting $ for the work she is doing for them…then again…it IS God’s work when u think about it…

  30. Charlize Theron
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    God damn it, I left my looks in here somewhere.

  31. Paula Abdul
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    “I hope they can’t see the vile of Gin I hid up Mr. Bojangles bum. I need something to wash down my pills!”

  32. Patrick Schwarzenegger
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    (a) I thought his name was Shriver now. (b) I thought we all agreed that the family shouldn’t be bothered when the Dad is the tool.

  33. Steve-O
    dah
    Commented on this photo:

    damn that’s messed up…in need of colostomy already

  34. Jersey Shore Snooki
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Le Hot Dog is about to meet a grisly end.

  35. Lynda Carter
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    She could tie me up with the magic lasso any day . . .

  36. Jersey Shore Snooki
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    P.S. Nice cleavage, Snooks. I can only imagine the engineering feat the represents.

  37. Jersey Shore JWoww
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    She got the carpal tunnel syndrome giving hand . . . I mean, casting for TV work, right?

  38. Patrick Duffy
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmph? He’s in Monaco so as far as I’m concerned, he’s #winning.

  39. Peter Dinklage
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, just ride the dog. You know you want to, and we all totally would if we could. Just do it.

  40. Jared Leto
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Heat Miser sucks.

  41. Charlize Theron
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this a Monster remake?

  42. Jared Leto
    Jon Hex
    Commented on this photo:

    “Calm down, Jared. It’s just my mom.”

  43. Steve-O
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    SNIPERS, TAKE THE SHOT. TAKE THE DAMNED SHOT!

  44. Ryan Reynolds
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I just peed my pants

  45. David Hasselhoff Hayley Roberts
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    This asshole is so full of himself he about to explode.

  46. Patrick Duffy
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Bobby Ewing it’s been a long time…

  47. Wendy Williams
    Jebadiah
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a man, baby!

  48. Wendy Williams
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Big breasted trannies, on the next Wendy Williams show. Oops. I meant on EVERY Wendy Williams show.

  49. Kirsten Dunst
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, yes I would.

  50. Russell Crowe
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s one bad hair day from being Ernest Hemingway.

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