[Not Pictured: The pink mushroom cloud of Trapper Keepers and bubble gum where Madrid once stood.]
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Tan Mom, Patricia Krentcil, knows that the best way to get the press of your back is to brandish a blackface toy at them (No, really.), Adam Sandler makes the red carpet slightly less uncomfortable than Susan Sarandon does, and please, vote for Danny Trejo‘s friend or he will fucking cut you. You seriously didn’t think the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee would pass by without a single shot of Prince Charles in here did you?
And here I though we knew each other so well,
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She’s too damn cute for this Hollywood sluts game.
Órale, Vato! Whasss happeneeen??
Saran-DONE
FYI: That car is a rental.
Thank you. I’ll sleep much better tonight.
I wonder if Charles is wearing a matching flower to show his unitedness as a couple.
Italy — 4,631
The Rest of the World — 14
“I was going to suck your dick while massaging your prostate, but I know how much you dislike tattoos. I guess I’ll just go home.”
Justin: This is where Usher rubs me down with a fluffy warm towel after I get out of my MR.Bubble bath. And rubs me with his hands after my nap on the play mat.
Does she have saran wrap covering her nipples?
So after the muslim said, “If you stick this finger in this hole, who really needs 72 virgins.”
Fuck yeah! Ciara! Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm. She is delicious.
I like the view from behind too.
Shouldn’t she be fighting He-Man right now?
She looks old and trashy. Next…
This guy has apparently been clean and sober for quite some time and, from what I’ve read, he sounds like a really nice guy. A total bad-ass, but a really nice guy.
She looks dynamite naked. Check her out i “Watchmen.”
She’s cute.
Silly little twit.
Unfortunately, Susan is no longer of much interest to me. However, her daughter, Eva Amurri, is quite a sight…Hey, Fish, not much nudity here anymore. Do you get into a bind if we post it?
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When was Ellen in Madrid? And why is she showing everyone her “treasure trail”? o_O
Transition to “ugly old jew”‘ nearing completion.
PS I LOVE KIDS!!!
This woman is fucking gorgeous. I love her deeply. She’s cute, sexy and funny. One of my definite favourites. So very sexy.
I’ve been told he’s one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet.
I love her…..She looks great as a ginger too.
Tossed salad for you sir?
This is fucking creepy. Does he have knuckles to keep those rings from slipping off?
This was jerk off material in the 80′s-90′s.
I’d like to see her tits at 50.
I’ve had a thing for he for quite a while…..She’s so beautiful.
Hey Michael – Grandma called and wants her hair back!!!
such a pretty girl/ surprised you morons haven’t made any mudshark or N* lover remarks yet…