The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.5.12

June 5th, 2012 // 440 Comments

[Not Pictured: The pink mushroom cloud of Trapper Keepers and bubble gum where Madrid once stood.]

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Tan Mom, Patricia Krentcil, knows that the best way to get the press of your back is to brandish a blackface toy at them (No, really.), Adam Sandler makes the red carpet slightly less uncomfortable than Susan Sarandon does, and please, vote for Danny Trejo‘s friend or he will fucking cut you. You seriously didn’t think the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee would pass by without a single shot of Prince Charles in here did you?

And here I though we knew each other so well,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Julianne Hough Cleavage
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    She’s too damn cute for this Hollywood sluts game.

  2. Danny Trejo
    dali
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    Órale, Vato! Whasss happeneeen??

  3. Susan Sarandon Cleavage Bra
    AAPL made me rich!
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    Saran-DONE

  4. Angela Simmons Butt Tight Skirt Pumping Gas
    Bonky
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    FYI: That car is a rental.

  5. Prince Charles John Sentamu Diamond Jubilee
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    I wonder if Charles is wearing a matching flower to show his unitedness as a couple.

  6. Ilary Blasi Bikini
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    Italy — 4,631
    The Rest of the World — 14

  7. Ilary Blasi Bikini
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    “I was going to suck your dick while massaging your prostate, but I know how much you dislike tattoos. I guess I’ll just go home.”

  8. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
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    Justin: This is where Usher rubs me down with a fluffy warm towel after I get out of my MR.Bubble bath. And rubs me with his hands after my nap on the play mat.

  9. Doutzen Kroes Nipples See Through Dress
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    Does she have saran wrap covering her nipples?

  10. Prince Charles John Sentamu Diamond Jubilee
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    So after the muslim said, “If you stick this finger in this hole, who really needs 72 virgins.”

  11. Adam Sandler Ciara Side Boob
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    Fuck yeah! Ciara! Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm. She is delicious.

  12. Malin Akerman Legs Minidress
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    I like the view from behind too.

  13. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Tan Barbie Doll
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    Shouldn’t she be fighting He-Man right now?

  14. Jayde Nicole Bra Cleavage See Through Shirt
    SeeC
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    She looks old and trashy. Next…

  15. Danny Trejo
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    This guy has apparently been clean and sober for quite some time and, from what I’ve read, he sounds like a really nice guy. A total bad-ass, but a really nice guy.

  16. Malin Akerman Legs Minidress
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    She looks dynamite naked. Check her out i “Watchmen.”

  17. Julianne Hough Cleavage
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    She’s cute.

  18. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    lori
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    Silly little twit.

  19. Susan Sarandon Cleavage Bra
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    Unfortunately, Susan is no longer of much interest to me. However, her daughter, Eva Amurri, is quite a sight…Hey, Fish, not much nudity here anymore. Do you get into a bind if we post it?

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/06/eva_amurri-340_514.jpg[/img]

  20. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
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    When was Ellen in Madrid? And why is she showing everyone her “treasure trail”? o_O

  21. Adam Sandler Ciara Side Boob
    HITLER
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    Transition to “ugly old jew”‘ nearing completion.

    PS I LOVE KIDS!!!

  22. Heather Graham Cleavage
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    This woman is fucking gorgeous. I love her deeply. She’s cute, sexy and funny. One of my definite favourites. So very sexy.

  23. Adam Sandler Ciara Side Boob
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    I’ve been told he’s one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet.

  24. Malin Akerman Legs Minidress
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    I love her…..She looks great as a ginger too.

  25. Kellan Lutz Tarzan 3D Premiere
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    Tossed salad for you sir?

  26. Fred Gill Moustache Scooter
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    This is fucking creepy. Does he have knuckles to keep those rings from slipping off?

  27. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
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    This was jerk off material in the 80′s-90′s.

    I’d like to see her tits at 50.

  28. Heather Graham Cleavage
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    I’ve had a thing for he for quite a while…..She’s so beautiful.

  29. Michael Douglas Kathleen Turner
    BostonBruin
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    Hey Michael – Grandma called and wants her hair back!!!

  30. Doutzen Kroes Nipples See Through Dress
    gigi
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    such a pretty girl/ surprised you morons haven’t made any mudshark or N* lover remarks yet…

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