The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.5.12

June 5th, 2012 // 440 Comments

[Not Pictured: The pink mushroom cloud of Trapper Keepers and bubble gum where Madrid once stood.]

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Tan Mom, Patricia Krentcil, knows that the best way to get the press of your back is to brandish a blackface toy at them (No, really.), Adam Sandler makes the red carpet slightly less uncomfortable than Susan Sarandon does, and please, vote for Danny Trejo‘s friend or he will fucking cut you. You seriously didn’t think the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee would pass by without a single shot of Prince Charles in here did you?

And here I though we knew each other so well,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Tan Barbie Doll
    Willie Dixon
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    The doll is dress better than she is.

  2. Heather Graham Cleavage
    Still
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    Gorgeous

  3. Prince Charles John Sentamu Diamond Jubilee
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’re the man.”
    “No, you are.”
    “No you are.”
    “No you are.”
    “No you are.”

  4. Fred Gill Moustache Scooter
    Willie Dixon
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    “I could have been Mini Me! I could have been Tyrion Lannister! I could have been a contender!”

  5. Ilary Blasi Bikini
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    Lana Del Rey with a body and a tan.

  6. Angela Simmons Butt Tight Skirt Pumping Gas
    Willie Dixon
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    Cute girl gassing up her beamer. Nice.

  7. Fred Gill Moustache Scooter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Another one of these jokers who needs a step ladder to get in to their ride. What about the environment jackass?!!

  8. Doutzen Kroes Nipples See Through Dress
    Mike Walker
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    She was born in a donut shop.

    .

  9. Fred Gill Moustache Scooter
    DeucePickle
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    I don’t know who this is.
    Is it because i don’t watch redneck comedy tours or because i don’t watch Nascar ?

  10. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I pictured there being more sheer fabric and bit of lace.

  11. Doutzen Kroes Nipples See Through Dress
    Cock Dr
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    This is as about as much desirable nudity as we get on the site these daze.

  12. Candice Swanepoel Nipples See Through Dress
    DeucePickle
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    I have the sudden urge for cocoa.

  13. Danny Trejo
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Voting. What a waste of fucking time.

  14. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Twink, twink, little star…

  15. Prince Charles John Sentamu Diamond Jubilee
    Mike Walker
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    Charles: John, have you met the Queen?
    John Sentamu: Smell my finger.

  16. Snooki Hat Pregnat Belly Oversized Shirt
    theoriginal LJ
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    I’d swear that’s Ron Jeremy in drag.

  17. Susan Sarandon Cleavage Bra
    Cock Dr
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    The tune “Let’s Do the Time Warp Again” is now meandering through my head.

  18. Candice Swanepoel Nipples See Through Dress
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Sometimes I wonder how the fuck do you pronounce that woman’s name, then I remember who gives a shit what that woman’s name is.

  19. Danny Trejo
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Yo lass chance to vo-ote! Don mees eet!”

  20. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    Greg
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    He looks baked.

  21. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
    theoriginal LJ
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    Not bad for a woman in her 50s.

  22. Fred Gill Moustache Scooter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    There is only One Dwarf and Dinklage is his name.
    Accept no substitutes.

  23. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    Joe
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    Look girls, mine’s the same as yours!

  24. Danny Trejo
    Joe
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    Vote for this guy or I break your fucking neck.

  25. Leighton Meester Butt Legs Tight Dress
    lily
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    shes so cute!!

  26. Susan Sarandon Cleavage Bra
    Greg
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    Nice mortuary make up

  27. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage
    Joe
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    I can think of two very good reasons to keep posting pics of her.

  28. Snooki Hat Pregnat Belly Oversized Shirt
    lily
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    god help that child

  29. Candice Swanepoel Nipples See Through Dress
    Cock Dr
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    She manages to appear both moronic and incredibly cute.

  30. Doutzen Kroes Nipples See Through Dress
    lily
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    his is an example of a sexy victorias secret model. shes a tad thin these days, but that face is just lovely!

  31. Heather Graham Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    She must be nocturnal.

  32. Kellan Lutz Tarzan 3D Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I haven’t seen a picture this gay since… when was the last time there was a Zac Efron pic here?

  33. Doutzen Kroes Nipples See Through Dress
    cuddles
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    So this is what Denise Richards looked like before she became silicone.

  34. Michael Douglas Kathleen Turner
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Michael Douglas has a very “I survived cancer for THIS?” look on his face.

  35. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Tan Barbie Doll
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    If she gets a reality TV series I will FREAK. Stop taking her GOD DAMN PICTURE!!!! God. DAMN.

  36. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Tan Barbie Doll
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d rather have a 4-way with all the chins in the Willis household than look at this frightening beast another second.

  37. Patricia Krentcil Tan Mom Tan Barbie Doll
    cuddles
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    How did Heath Ledger come back from the dead to Joker her face up? Those Olsen twins ARE sorceresses.

  38. Angela Simmons Butt Tight Skirt Pumping Gas
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d take it for a ride.

  39. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    GreenKat
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    Come on guys, he’s just showing us his super awesome Incredible Hulk Underoos. Plus, I feel better knowing that he has a gold whistle around his neck to blow when it gets too scary for him and he can’t handle the green fierceness.

  40. Adam Sandler Ciara Side Boob
    Beer Baron
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    Oh he looks nice and sober in the picture.

  41. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    Beer Baron
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    Nice pee splatters on your pants. It happens to the best of us, especially when you’re hammered.

  42. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    psychosis13
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ay look papahomiez, I gots a happy trail now indicating pubic hair. Just when you thought I was child lesbo, I gon’ proved to yo asses that I’m actually a hairy child lesbo. Bitches. Usher’s got my back. Actually, he’s rubbing against it right now! Ha.”

  43. Susan Sarandon Cleavage Bra
    lily
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    Shes pretty. Its so nice and rare (so sad) to see an older woman in hollywood who has left her face alone and has aged naturally. Good work, Susan!

  44. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    El Jefe
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    Packing nothing. Not a six pack and most definitely not a penis.

  45. Adam Sandler Ciara Side Boob
    El Jefe
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    Another good looking woman who has to turn to prostitution once her career fizzles. I strongly suspect Kris Jenner runs whatever agency these girls work for.

  46. Adam Sandler Ciara Side Boob
    psychosis13
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    The fact that she’s trying to look like someone with a falling out vagina aka Chris Brown’s Caribbean ‘beat box’ aka Rihanna, makes her that much less appealing.

  47. Justin Bieber Lifts Shirt Stomach Underwear Hotel Window
    Simplysarah
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    he looks high as a kite.

  48. Snooki Hat Pregnat Belly Oversized Shirt
    El Jefe
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    Just a fucking slob.

  49. Danny Trejo
    psychosis13
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    You better vote else he’ll send all of Mexico to beat your ass into the shape of a taco.

  50. Danny Trejo
    El Jefe
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    I bet every single person who walked in that place voted for Richard Alarcon.

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