[Not Pictured: The pink mushroom cloud of Trapper Keepers and bubble gum where Madrid once stood.]
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where Tan Mom, Patricia Krentcil, knows that the best way to get the press of your back is to brandish a blackface toy at them (No, really.), Adam Sandler makes the red carpet slightly less uncomfortable than Susan Sarandon does, and please, vote for Danny Trejo‘s friend or he will fucking cut you. You seriously didn’t think the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee would pass by without a single shot of Prince Charles in here did you?
And here I though we knew each other so well,
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The doll is dress better than she is.
Gorgeous
“You’re the man.”
“No, you are.”
“No you are.”
“No you are.”
“No you are.”
“I could have been Mini Me! I could have been Tyrion Lannister! I could have been a contender!”
Lana Del Rey with a body and a tan.
Cute girl gassing up her beamer. Nice.
You should see her sister.
Another one of these jokers who needs a step ladder to get in to their ride. What about the environment jackass?!!
Stepladders get very good gas mileage.
She was born in a donut shop.
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That probably explains why I just covered my monitor in glaze.
I don’t know who this is.
Is it because i don’t watch redneck comedy tours or because i don’t watch Nascar ?
I Googled the name and still couldn’t find this person, and I don’t watch reality TV. WHO THE FUCK IS FRED GILL?!?
I pictured there being more sheer fabric and bit of lace.
period panties, dude.
This is as about as much desirable nudity as we get on the site these daze.
I have the sudden urge for cocoa.
Voting. What a waste of fucking time.
those of you who voted this a “thumbs up” got the irony of your action, correct?
Twink, twink, little star…
Charles: John, have you met the Queen?
John Sentamu: Smell my finger.
I’d swear that’s Ron Jeremy in drag.
The tune “Let’s Do the Time Warp Again” is now meandering through my head.
Sometimes I wonder how the fuck do you pronounce that woman’s name, then I remember who gives a shit what that woman’s name is.
Swah-nuh-pull
“Yo lass chance to vo-ote! Don mees eet!”
He looks baked.
Not bad for a woman in her 50s.
There is only One Dwarf and Dinklage is his name.
Accept no substitutes.
Look girls, mine’s the same as yours!
Vote for this guy or I break your fucking neck.
shes so cute!!
Nice mortuary make up
I can think of two very good reasons to keep posting pics of her.
god help that child
She manages to appear both moronic and incredibly cute.
those are hardly mutually exclusive traits, doctor.
she can suck my ectoplasmic Schwanzstücke
his is an example of a sexy victorias secret model. shes a tad thin these days, but that face is just lovely!
She must be nocturnal.
No, I’m pretty sure she’s Aquarius.
I haven’t seen a picture this gay since… when was the last time there was a Zac Efron pic here?
So this is what Denise Richards looked like before she became silicone.
Michael Douglas has a very “I survived cancer for THIS?” look on his face.
If she gets a reality TV series I will FREAK. Stop taking her GOD DAMN PICTURE!!!! God. DAMN.
blasphemer!
I’d rather have a 4-way with all the chins in the Willis household than look at this frightening beast another second.
I’d fuck Snooki before I look at another picture of this…woman? Now I gotta go find my eye drops.
How did Heath Ledger come back from the dead to Joker her face up? Those Olsen twins ARE sorceresses.
I’d take it for a ride.
Come on guys, he’s just showing us his super awesome Incredible Hulk Underoos. Plus, I feel better knowing that he has a gold whistle around his neck to blow when it gets too scary for him and he can’t handle the green fierceness.
Oh he looks nice and sober in the picture.
Nice pee splatters on your pants. It happens to the best of us, especially when you’re hammered.
“Ay look papahomiez, I gots a happy trail now indicating pubic hair. Just when you thought I was child lesbo, I gon’ proved to yo asses that I’m actually a hairy child lesbo. Bitches. Usher’s got my back. Actually, he’s rubbing against it right now! Ha.”
Shes pretty. Its so nice and rare (so sad) to see an older woman in hollywood who has left her face alone and has aged naturally. Good work, Susan!
You are ware the face does not naturally produce botox, right?
Packing nothing. Not a six pack and most definitely not a penis.
Another good looking woman who has to turn to prostitution once her career fizzles. I strongly suspect Kris Jenner runs whatever agency these girls work for.
The fact that she’s trying to look like someone with a falling out vagina aka Chris Brown’s Caribbean ‘beat box’ aka Rihanna, makes her that much less appealing.
he looks high as a kite.
Just a fucking slob.
You better vote else he’ll send all of Mexico to beat your ass into the shape of a taco.
I bet every single person who walked in that place voted for Richard Alarcon.