The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.4.13

June 4th, 2013 // 402 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Reality™ – Hi! I no longer exist. And to drive that point home even further, here’s Victoria Silvstedt updating her Craigslist ad, Miley Cyrus up there, who continues to be fabulously wealthy, and Ashton Kutcher continuing to be bored with banging Mila Kunis and I don’t even… Ah, and the icing on the cake of my disillusionment, Emily Blunt saying it all with her eyes and by all I mean “Wow, Bruce, I mean, wow. I’ve seen less phoning it in during a fucking telethon than your latest Die Hard movie.”

You’re goddamn right I’m still bitter about that shit,

- Photo Boy

The Crap We Missed

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    elephantman
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    At least the TOOF is covered!

  2. Bruce Willis Emily Blunt Samuel L Jackson 7th Annual Freeing Voices, Changing Lives Benefit Gala
    alex
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    How cool would it be to get to hang with Bruce and Sam? Off the charts. If I were in her shoes right now I’d be talking Pulp!

  3. Joaquin Phoenix Barefoot Holding Boots Inherent Vice Set
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    Although (or perhaps because) he possessed the mutant power of “being extremely groovy”, Wolverine’s younger brother Eddie eschewed the superhero lifestyle.

  4. Andrew Garfield The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    Working Title: “Peter Parker 2: Fuck Masks”

  5. Stephen King John Mellencamp Ghost Brothers Of Darkland County Q&A Apple Store
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    Tombstone and Modok are going to be in the new Spiderman movie? (if you’re not a comic geek, you’re going to have to look it up)

  6. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Formula One Photocall
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    Your move, NASCAR.

  7. Mel B Bikini Stephen Belafonte Encore Beach Club Wynn Las Vegas
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    At this point, he’s not even *pretending* to be interested in her as a person.

  8. Joaquin Phoenix Barefoot Holding Boots Inherent Vice Set
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    For a second there, I thought that big arrow was a visible stink line.

  9. Elizabeth Olsen Mary-Kate Olsen All Black Outfits CFDA Awards
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    I thought “The Craft” would never work without Fairuza Balk, but I guess I was wrong.

  10. David Beckham Smelling Fingers Miami Heat Game 7
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    “Which one is this ‘La Bronze’ person I keep hearing about?”

  11. Nicole Richie Super Thin CFDA Fashion Awards
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    Spending most of her time tucked away from the public eye in eating disorder wards helps keep her public appearances fresh and exciting.

  12. Kourtney Kardashian Mason Disick Scott Disick Angry
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    “Okay, everybody look pissed off!”

  13. Jay Baruchel Screaming This Is The End Premiere
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    He just realized his stylist gave him the Miley.

  14. Michael Phelps Lab Coat Omega Co Axial Exhibition Opening
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    “Thank you for coming on such short notice. We needed someone smarter and more articulate than Ryan Lochte.”

  15. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
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    Well it’s nice to see her use a knuckle guard and show the world how she does the side way blowjob on her dads cock.

  16. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
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    I knew she’d be a Nickelback fan.

    Somehow … I just *knew*.

  17. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
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    Even her friends know they can make money off of photos of her looking like a hungry great dane.

  18. Victoria Justice Bikini Pool Instagram
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    I thought this was Katie Holmes looking human for a second.

  19. Serena Williams Cleavage Bloomers French Open
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    Say what you will, bitch got power.

  20. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Derpface CFDA Fashion Awards
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    If ever there was a photo that needed a ‘Surprise buttsecks’ caption …

  21. Emma Watson Poster Photobomb This Is The End Premiere
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    She looks cute here. You people suck.

  22. Nicole Richie Super Thin CFDA Fashion Awards
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    Ears. Many ears.

  23. Debi Mazar Husband Gabriele Corcos
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    Who and who?

  24. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    Herman Bumfudle
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    #goofy |O|! i never knew what it was t to laugh . i don’t laugh, i smile. its a fatal world.

  25. Elizabeth Olsen Mary-Kate Olsen All Black Outfits CFDA Awards
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    It’s really obvious that Elizabeth got the looks. The other two look like gargoyles.

  26. Colin Farrell Shirtless Sweaty Six Pack Abs
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    “So I fookin’ tell Samuel L. fookin’ Jackson, ‘I got you a fookin’ Biblical quote right fookin’ here, and I fookin’ pull out me fookin’ Bible, and I fookin’ tell him to fookin’ check out fookin’ Ezekiel 25:17…”

  27. Emma Watson Poster Photobomb This Is The End Premiere
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    I’d love to talk her into exposing me to throat cancer.

  28. Nicole Richie Super Thin CFDA Fashion Awards
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    She looks like a taxi with its doors open.

  29. Stephen King John Mellencamp Ghost Brothers Of Darkland County Q&A Apple Store
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    Stephen King’s corpse looks so lifelike, sitting there holding a microphone and all…

  30. Kourtney Kardashian Mason Disick Scott Disick Angry
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    Oh look! It’s Kourtney Kardashian. For a second I thought it was someone cute.

  31. Michael Phelps Lab Coat Omega Co Axial Exhibition Opening
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    “Zuu-PRISE! It is I, Michael Velps. I am not REALLY ze crazy Cherman ‘Mad Zientist’ zat you sought I vas…ha-ha-ha for me. I pulled big choke on you.”

  32. Debi Mazar Husband Gabriele Corcos
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    Total waste of oxygen.

  33. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Bikini Twitter
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    Nice elbows

  34. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
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    What else does she do?

  35. Nicole Richie Super Thin CFDA Fashion Awards
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    I’ve heard her throw up in a restaurant bathroom before. Looks like it’s still working.

  36. Mel B Bikini Stephen Belafonte Encore Beach Club Wynn Las Vegas
    Skeeter
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    She looks good. I’d probably eat her 38 year old asshole.

  37. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
    Skeeter
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    She’s a favorite of mine. I’d pay top dollar to eat and bang her anus. I bet it’s fantastic.

  38. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
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    She looks so naughty, I’ll bet she absolutely insists on sucking the dick that just came out of (well…and into) her ass.

  39. Andrew Garfield The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    “Um, so, yeah, ummmmmm…Oh look, tortellini!”

  40. Stephen King John Mellencamp Ghost Brothers Of Darkland County Q&A Apple Store
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    Mellencamp: “I wish this mic was a cigarette.”
    King: “I wish people would stop asking me about Law & Order: SVU.”

  41. David Beckham Smelling Fingers Miami Heat Game 7
    OUI
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    Oh my how the tables turn on this website when it’s a ridiculously hot guy we’re looking at instead of a 22 year old in a bikini.

  42. Michael Phelps Lab Coat Omega Co Axial Exhibition Opening
    Female
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    I would love to see his breaststroke.

  43. Seth Rogen Hand Down Ass Of Pants This Is The End Premiere
    Melissa
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    As obtuse of an actor as he is, I still find myself wanting to ride his face into the sunset…

  44. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
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    That’s how she likes to play Donkey Punch 64.

  45. Andrew Garfield The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    Don’t ignore us, we need money!

  46. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
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    I think this is the look she’s going for, but she lost her helmet

    http://nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/slutty_trooper.jpg

  47. Victoria Justice Bikini Pool Instagram
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    She’s attractive but doesn’t act like a total slut. She’s intelligent and talented. What’s not to like?

  48. Nicole Richie Super Thin CFDA Fashion Awards
    JasonH
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    She’s cute, but looks like she’s starving herself again. Shame. I thought she had turned things around.

  49. Mel B Bikini Stephen Belafonte Encore Beach Club Wynn Las Vegas
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    Cum Mr. Talleyman’s son …

  50. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Greasy Fat Faces
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    Just trying out the new “fun house lens” on two dipshits …

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