The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.4.13

June 4th, 2013 // 402 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Reality™ – Hi! I no longer exist. And to drive that point home even further, here’s Victoria Silvstedt updating her Craigslist ad, Miley Cyrus up there, who continues to be fabulously wealthy, and Ashton Kutcher continuing to be bored with banging Mila Kunis and I don’t even… Ah, and the icing on the cake of my disillusionment, Emily Blunt saying it all with her eyes and by all I mean “Wow, Bruce, I mean, wow. I’ve seen less phoning it in during a fucking telethon than your latest Die Hard movie.”

You’re goddamn right I’m still bitter about that shit,

- Photo Boy

The Crap We Missed

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    Yoda Mann
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    Time to face facts, girls. She’s a moron. But you all or so pathetic that you’re still commenting on her.

    Oh, wait…. Damn

  2. Wilmer Valderrama This Is The End Premiere
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    Kind of expected it to be a Handy Manny shirt.

  3. Queen Elizabeth Prince Philip Prince Charles 60th Anniversary Of Coronation Ceremony
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    “I don’t recognize any of these dishes on this Denny’s menu.”

  4. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    bbiowa
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    Does she have a carapace WTF is that?

  5. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    remember the 80s? When women with haircuts and wardrobes like this were usually found dead of heroin overdoses? Where have all the good times gone?

  6. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Bored Eating Dinner Dim T Chinese Restaurant
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    What an ungrateful schmuck

  7. Queen Elizabeth Prince Philip Prince Charles 60th Anniversary Of Coronation Ceremony
    Swearin
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    Wow, the Lannisters get so boring by Season 7

  8. David Beckham Smelling Fingers Miami Heat Game 7
    Swearin
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    “Nope, still sober”

  9. Kourtney Kardashian Mason Disick Scott Disick Angry
    Swearin
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    Why does it look like they’re going to an old-timey river baptism ceremony?

  10. Jay Baruchel Screaming This Is The End Premiere
    Swearin
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    “Why don’t any of you assholes know my name?!”

  11. Michael Phelps Lab Coat Omega Co Axial Exhibition Opening
    Swearin
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    “Thanks for taking the time to speak with us, Mr. Phelps. How was the experience of filming your first Just For Men ad?”

  12. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    Swearin
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    Why does she looks like a male cast member of Jersey Shore? Should we start calling her Miley C?

  13. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Bored Eating Dinner Dim T Chinese Restaurant
    Swearin
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    Mila Kunis is sticking wood into her mouth 2 feet away from him, and all he can think about is going home and banging one of his piles of money

  14. Queen Elizabeth Prince Philip Prince Charles 60th Anniversary Of Coronation Ceremony
    Darth Mung
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    “We hit Bruno Tattaglia at four o’clock this morning.”

  15. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Please pick up a copy of my new book, “Why High School Musical Chicks Still Give Me Raging Hard-Ons (Or, How Yoga Pants Saved The World).” Available now for a fixed price in iBookstore.

  16. Elizabeth Olsen Mary-Kate Olsen All Black Outfits CFDA Awards
    emma watson's vagina
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    there can only be two Olsen twins. one a tall one and one a shorter one. no more no less.

  17. Emma Watson Poster Photobomb This Is The End Premiere
    emma watson's vagina
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    interesting

  18. David Beckham Smelling Fingers Miami Heat Game 7
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    “Another 50 bucks says he eats it!”

  19. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Bored Eating Dinner Dim T Chinese Restaurant
    alexxx
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    Is it me or does it look like someone is hiding under the table and stealing Ashton’s food?

  20. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    Mook
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    Man, the new ads for Barbie toys are getting weird.

  21. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Bored Eating Dinner Dim T Chinese Restaurant
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    The following is a serious question: What is Chinese food in England like as compared to Chinese food in the USA? For that matter, how about the same question applied to Mexican food…

  22. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Bikini Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking at George Clooney’s ex girl friends it’s pretty easy to determine that he is a devoted ass man!

  23. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    tlmck
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    Looks like her cutting has gotten creative.

  24. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
    tlmck
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    Why is Maria Menounos taking a picture of a tired old ass?

  25. Queen Elizabeth Prince Philip Prince Charles 60th Anniversary Of Coronation Ceremony
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    Charles looks more like his mother every day.

  26. Joaquin Phoenix Barefoot Holding Boots Inherent Vice Set
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    Good to see Hyde from “That 70′s Show” found work.

  27. Seth Rogen Hand Down Ass Of Pants This Is The End Premiere
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    Out of the way douchebag, you’re blocking the hot Asian chick.”

  28. get serious

    No wonder Hemsworth kicked cyrus’s ass to the curb. He wants a mature girl as his wife; cyrus is an attention whoring child who will act like a stupid dumbass and do or say anything to get publicity. The exact opposite of the Hemsworth family…

  29. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Derpface CFDA Fashion Awards
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    Has it been long enough since the last time someone tried a “TWO WEEKS!” caption?

  30. Stephen King John Mellencamp Ghost Brothers Of Darkland County Q&A Apple Store
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    Rick Bayless and Benicio del Toro, together at last on one stage.

  31. Bruce Willis Emily Blunt Samuel L Jackson 7th Annual Freeing Voices, Changing Lives Benefit Gala
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    “No- that isn’t Al Roker on your left and yes- they all look alike.”

  32. Elizabeth Olsen Mary-Kate Olsen All Black Outfits CFDA Awards
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    Showing off their new line of ‘Conjoined Twin Wear’

  33. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    Whatever
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    Paging Nick Jonas?

  34. David Beckham Smelling Fingers Miami Heat Game 7
    Mike Foxtrot
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    Two seconds earlier he was fondling his balls again.

  35. Queen Elizabeth Prince Philip Prince Charles 60th Anniversary Of Coronation Ceremony
    FARFALLINA
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    ARE THEY REALLY ALIVE??????????
    I RELOCATED TO LONDON (ITALIAN ITALIAN ITALIAN) AND NOW THAT I LIVE HERE I UNDERSTAND WHY BRITS LOVE THE ROYAL FAMILY SO MUCH….. THEY ARE ALL SO BOOOOOOOOOORING!!
    I LOVE NEW YORK!!!!

  36. Andrew Garfield The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
    ILA
    Commented on this photo:

    WHERE IS MY ASS????

    THE ASSLESS MAN

  37. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Formula One Photocall
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    Scared boner! Scared boner!

  38. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Bored Eating Dinner Dim T Chinese Restaurant
    Schadenfreude
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    So that’s how you get Meg to shut up!

  39. Mel B Bikini Stephen Belafonte Encore Beach Club Wynn Las Vegas
    Schadenfreude
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    Yeah, B might be right. However, I could see you as Mel Small-C.

  40. Wilmer Valderrama This Is The End Premiere
    Schadenfreude
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    Fes is still trying too hard to get women!

  41. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Greasy Fat Faces
    Schadenfreude
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    Brad: “They may not be real, but they are Spectacular!”

  42. Colin Farrell Shirtless Sweaty Six Pack Abs
    Schadenfreude
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    Yoga institute now offering “Yoga for assholes”.

  43. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
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    Any way I could time things to correspond where she sees this pic and when I can buy Botox stock?

  44. David Beckham Smelling Fingers Miami Heat Game 7
    pigglywiggly
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    If he lost his ability to speak ever, he’d be perfection.

  45. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    Dave
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    She is the ultimate butterface

  46. Joaquin Phoenix Barefoot Holding Boots Inherent Vice Set
    cc
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    It’s good to see someone reprising David Carradine’s old roles.

  47. Seth Rogen Hand Down Ass Of Pants This Is The End Premiere
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘What is sexy?’

  48. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
    cc
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    I tell ya, whatever extra fat there was in those butt cheeks has been thoroughly vanquished.

  49. Wilmer Valderrama This Is The End Premiere
    cc
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    I wonder if he realizes he is at the ‘what’s this guy’s name again?’ stage of his career.

  50. Stephen King John Mellencamp Ghost Brothers Of Darkland County Q&A Apple Store
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    Why single quotes, are we in England?

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