The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.4.13

June 4th, 2013 // 402 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Reality™ – Hi! I no longer exist. And to drive that point home even further, here’s Victoria Silvstedt updating her Craigslist ad, Miley Cyrus up there, who continues to be fabulously wealthy, and Ashton Kutcher continuing to be bored with banging Mila Kunis and I don’t even… Ah, and the icing on the cake of my disillusionment, Emily Blunt saying it all with her eyes and by all I mean “Wow, Bruce, I mean, wow. I’ve seen less phoning it in during a fucking telethon than your latest Die Hard movie.”

You’re goddamn right I’m still bitter about that shit,

- Photo Boy

The Crap We Missed

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    CK
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    Just… just retarded.

  2. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Bored Eating Dinner Dim T Chinese Restaurant
    CK
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    Take your hat off at the table, dipshit.

  3. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Bikini Twitter
    journalschism
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    Twitter ass pics by D-list celebrities are the international distress signal for “Rich guys, please rescue me from getting a job.”

  4. Stephen King John Mellencamp Ghost Brothers Of Darkland County Q&A Apple Store
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    Mellencamp looks more like Wolverine than Hugh Jackman ever did.

  5. Queen Elizabeth Prince Philip Prince Charles 60th Anniversary Of Coronation Ceremony
    journalschism
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    “I say, how’s the mutton here?”
    [in stereo] “Oh, shut up.”

  6. Emma Watson Poster Photobomb This Is The End Premiere
    CK
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    I’ve seen more curves on… well, I see more curves on that placard behind her.

  7. Nicole Richie Super Thin CFDA Fashion Awards
    Natty Ice
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    Went from Hollywood Bad Girl to just, Bad Dressed.

  8. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    lily
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    nothing will fix that BEAT face

  9. Kourtney Kardashian Mason Disick Scott Disick Angry
    CK
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    a little upset the spotlight’s not on them anymore?

  10. Jay Baruchel Screaming This Is The End Premiere
    Natty Ice
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    “They ran out of double caramel macchiato’s!?! AAAHHHH!!!”

  11. Mel B Bikini Stephen Belafonte Encore Beach Club Wynn Las Vegas
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    i like her…she was always my fave spice girl, and her body looks great…so athletic!

  12. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
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    this is the best ive seen her look in awhile

  13. Elizabeth Olsen Mary-Kate Olsen All Black Outfits CFDA Awards
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    horrible outfis. mary kate looks haggard

  14. Colin Farrell Shirtless Sweaty Six Pack Abs
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    yea he’s a douche…but my god he makes my giny tingle.

  15. Nicole Richie Super Thin CFDA Fashion Awards
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    oh boy, she’s lookin a little bobble head-ish. hope she isnt starving herself again

  16. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Formula One Photocall
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    classy

  17. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Bored Eating Dinner Dim T Chinese Restaurant
    JB
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    ‘Damnit I should have gotten the sea bass’

  18. Queen Elizabeth Prince Philip Prince Charles 60th Anniversary Of Coronation Ceremony
    jenn
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    Elizabeth, winner of the game of crones.

  19. Serena Williams Cleavage Bloomers French Open
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    Steroids gave him the power to win and shrank his junk enough to pretend to be female.

  20. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Greasy Fat Faces
    jen
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    Big fat Brad has been eating more than Angie lately.

  21. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Greasy Fat Faces
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    And in our next act, Brad will have his dick chopped off so I can deposit it in my purse for real.

  22. Elizabeth Olsen Mary-Kate Olsen All Black Outfits CFDA Awards
    Jenn
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    So, the bigger girl ate her veggies..or just ate.

  23. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
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    .While she is distracted making a stupid face for the camera,The kid on her left uses this opportunity to stare at her tits.

  24. Colin Farrell Shirtless Sweaty Six Pack Abs
    jenn
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    “I hope she doesn’t notice I’ve borrowed her headband.”
    “I hope he doesn’t try to return my headband after getting his stink all over it.”

  25. Stephen King John Mellencamp Ghost Brothers Of Darkland County Q&A Apple Store
    Jenn
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    King and Mellencamp are both awesome. That’s all I’ve got to say about this picture.

  26. Debi Mazar Husband Gabriele Corcos
    Jenn
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    Scariest eyebrows in the business, counting Nicholson.

  27. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Formula One Photocall
    jenn
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    If a guy comes so fast he leaves streaks on the vag, he needs to slow the hell down.

  28. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Bored Eating Dinner Dim T Chinese Restaurant
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    Ashton (thinking) “I’ve made a huge mistake.”

  29. Bruce Willis Emily Blunt Samuel L Jackson 7th Annual Freeing Voices, Changing Lives Benefit Gala
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    “Do you recognize the black man to your left?”
    “Is it Seal?”
    “Aint’ this a mutha fucka!”
    “Oh! Samuel L Jackson! I meant to say Samuel L Jackson.”

  30. Serena Williams Cleavage Bloomers French Open
    tlmck
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    Roid rage.

  31. Serena Williams Cleavage Bloomers French Open
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    Step 1: Hit the ball.
    Step 2: Put breast back in sports bra.
    Step 3: Repeat

  32. Andrew Garfield The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
    tlmck
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    Andrew is “supposedly” heterosexual, yet Spiderman still comes off as gay.

  33. Seth Rogen Hand Down Ass Of Pants This Is The End Premiere
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    You are suppose to wipe your ass before you pull your pants up and definitely before you leave the restroom.

  34. Wilmer Valderrama This Is The End Premiere
    tlmck
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    So that shirt must be a picture of the last child he slept with.

  35. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Greasy Fat Faces
    tlmck
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    She needs to have those cheek implants removed. She is starting to resemble the Joker.

  36. Andrew Garfield The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    “Spider-man table for five?”

  37. Elizabeth Olsen Mary-Kate Olsen All Black Outfits CFDA Awards
    tlmck
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    “And her we have Mary-Kate with the inspired use of an actual Slinky in her ensemble”.

  38. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Derpface CFDA Fashion Awards
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    “Be honest…Too much botox?”

  39. Emma Watson Poster Photobomb This Is The End Premiere
    tlmck
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    You’ve heard of soap on a rope. Wel this is chick on a stick.

  40. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Bored Eating Dinner Dim T Chinese Restaurant
    George P Burdell
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    Thought bubble: “I’d like to see that waitress bent over with her skirt up and her panties down.”
    Speech bubble: “Yes, dear.”

  41. Jay Baruchel Screaming This Is The End Premiere
    tlmck
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    Takes picture with pink iPhone and then Googles to find out who he is.

  42. Michael Phelps Lab Coat Omega Co Axial Exhibition Opening
    tlmck
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    “Good morning Mr. Phelps…As always, should you or any of your I.M. Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.”

  43. Debi Mazar Husband Gabriele Corcos
    tlmck
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    I am assuming there was a green card involved in this marriage.

  44. Victoria Justice Bikini Pool Instagram
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    Apparently she knows her way around tubes.

  45. Jay Baruchel Screaming This Is The End Premiere
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    “WHY WON’T ANYONE HERE SELL ME METH !!!”

  46. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Derpface CFDA Fashion Awards
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    Looks like she’s crapping the cocaine filled balloon from her native homeland.

  47. Michael Phelps Lab Coat Omega Co Axial Exhibition Opening
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    “Maybe later I’ll show you my breast stroke.”

  48. Wilmer Valderrama This Is The End Premiere
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    Chicks dig the duck.

  49. Queen Elizabeth Prince Philip Prince Charles 60th Anniversary Of Coronation Ceremony
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    Man, everyone looks just ecstatic to be there.

  50. Victoria Justice Bikini Pool Instagram
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    Those are the best pool noodles. Costco, baby!

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