The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.4.13

June 4th, 2013 // 402 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Reality™ – Hi! I no longer exist. And to drive that point home even further, here’s Victoria Silvstedt updating her Craigslist ad, Miley Cyrus up there, who continues to be fabulously wealthy, and Ashton Kutcher continuing to be bored with banging Mila Kunis and I don’t even… Ah, and the icing on the cake of my disillusionment, Emily Blunt saying it all with her eyes and by all I mean “Wow, Bruce, I mean, wow. I’ve seen less phoning it in during a fucking telethon than your latest Die Hard movie.”

You’re goddamn right I’m still bitter about that shit,

- Photo Boy

The Crap We Missed

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Elizabeth Olsen Mary-Kate Olsen All Black Outfits CFDA Awards
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    Sanguis Bibimus.
    Corpus Edimus.
    Tolle Corpus Satani!
    Ave!

  2. Elizabeth Olsen Mary-Kate Olsen All Black Outfits CFDA Awards
    Minky Wail
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    I’m guessing their mom quit smoking – after the twins were born.

  3. Emma Watson Poster Photobomb This Is The End Premiere
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    Craig Robinson is horrified by her ear wax

  4. Nicole Richie Super Thin CFDA Fashion Awards
    pigglywiggly
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    If you haven’t eaten in the last 30 days raise your hand.

  5. Stephen King John Mellencamp Ghost Brothers Of Darkland County Q&A Apple Store
    pigglywiggly
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    I wonder if Stephen King thought he was working with Benicio Del Toro all this time.

  6. Kourtney Kardashian Mason Disick Scott Disick Angry
    pigglywiggly
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    Mason looks just like her last boyfriend.

  7. Mel B Bikini Stephen Belafonte Encore Beach Club Wynn Las Vegas
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    Wow, Woody Harrelson has quite a tan there…

  8. Queen Elizabeth Prince Philip Prince Charles 60th Anniversary Of Coronation Ceremony
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    Another happy occaision for the Saxe-Coburg and Gotha family…

  9. Jay Baruchel Screaming This Is The End Premiere
    Jess
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    the closest we’ll ever get to a depiction of Fish’s face upon writing the words “Kenyan Muslim magic”

  10. Seth Rogen Hand Down Ass Of Pants This Is The End Premiere
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    In these photos there is always a Chinese girl laughing as he pushes the wedgie she gave him back in his pants…

  11. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Greasy Fat Faces
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    I guess he can go straight to third now….

  12. Michael Phelps Lab Coat Omega Co Axial Exhibition Opening
    pigglywiggly
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    What museum requires you to wear a lab coat?

  13. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    Vlad
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    I always thought the autopsy was performed after the person died?

  14. Michael Phelps Lab Coat Omega Co Axial Exhibition Opening
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    “No I am not a doctor ,but I puked at a Holiday Inn Express last night…”

  15. Serena Williams Cleavage Bloomers French Open
    Vlad
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    The errant shot that pierced the bodies of spectators in rows 1-10.

  16. Seth Rogen Hand Down Ass Of Pants This Is The End Premiere
    Vlad
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    Yes, Seth, we already knew the title for your movie, you didn’t have to pantomime it.

  17. Andrew Garfield The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
    Vlad
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    Tobey Maguire bringing his kids on set to show them what daddy used to do.

  18. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Formula One Photocall
    Vlad
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    Pit crew standing by in case one of them bursts

  19. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    Truk
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    I seriously can’t tell her apart from justin bieber anymore.

  20. Seth Rogen Hand Down Ass Of Pants This Is The End Premiere
    broduh jenner
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    more like “is this the REAR end” amirite?!

  21. Wilmer Valderrama This Is The End Premiere
    broduh jenner
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    ahh, yes. the lesser known daffy douche. well played, wilmer.

  22. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    Just_As_it_IS
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    Now THIS is what I threw out the window, Get it now??

  23. David Beckham Smelling Fingers Miami Heat Game 7
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    I bet he’s pondering a career change. Unlike on the football pitch, here it’s okay for your fingers to smell like balls.

  24. Debi Mazar Husband Gabriele Corcos
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    Like Pennywise without the makeup

  25. Mel B Bikini Stephen Belafonte Encore Beach Club Wynn Las Vegas
    YadaYada
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    Holy crap is she hot.

  26. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Bored Eating Dinner Dim T Chinese Restaurant
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    WTF is wrong with this dude, $100 million dollars, good looks even if he is a douche and is dating Mila Kunis and still looks like he wants to kill himself.

  27. Bruce Willis Emily Blunt Samuel L Jackson 7th Annual Freeing Voices, Changing Lives Benefit Gala
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    There’s a black guy next to me, what do I do?

    It’s okay, he is rich and famous, he won’t harm you.

  28. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Derpface CFDA Fashion Awards
    Mike Walker
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    tits

  29. Wilmer Valderrama This Is The End Premiere
    dagga
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    still trying to get that minka stinka smell off !

  30. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
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    Yum.

  31. Wilmer Valderrama This Is The End Premiere
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    Donald Duck shirt, exactly what I would expect a pedo to wear.

  32. Elizabeth Olsen Mary-Kate Olsen All Black Outfits CFDA Awards
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    Pretty sure they are vampires or witches.

  33. Nicole Richie Super Thin CFDA Fashion Awards
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    She is pretty cute and cleaned herself up well after Paris and managed to not be annoying like the fucking Kardashians.

  34. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Bored Eating Dinner Dim T Chinese Restaurant
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    For every hot girl there’s a guy tired of fucking her.

  35. Kourtney Kardashian Mason Disick Scott Disick Angry
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    That kid definitely does not belong to that butt pirate.

  36. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Formula One Photocall
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    No way this is not a post-op tranny.

  37. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
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    In a strange way she looks kind of hot.

    • I don’t know if she’s hot enough for any sort of long term commitment, but she’s pretty damn close to hot enough for a night of playing hide the salami.

  38. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
    Kojak
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    “Grigory, you silly russian billionaire, come outside! I’m ready and the crew girl is already filming.”

  39. Elizabeth Olsen Mary-Kate Olsen All Black Outfits CFDA Awards
    Odbarc
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    Elizabeth and her mom.

  40. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
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    Sooner or later, no matter how hot the bimbo used to be, they all end up washing the deck of the SS Sagging Ass.

  41. Queen Elizabeth Prince Philip Prince Charles 60th Anniversary Of Coronation Ceremony
    Mike701
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    The recently resurrected Boris Karloff takes his rightful place among British royalty.

  42. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Bikini Twitter
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    When George Clooney kicked her to the curb, she was still considered extraordinarily fuckable. After Steve-o slid out for the last time, she was just considered fucked.

  43. Bruce Willis Emily Blunt Samuel L Jackson 7th Annual Freeing Voices, Changing Lives Benefit Gala
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    “Hey Baby, you remind me of someone. Someone who used to make fun and torment me when I was just starting out as this no-one on a TV Show and she was this big time Movie Star. Yeah, I wonder what ever happened to that blonde bitch. Now get me and Sammy L. a couple cold ones.

  44. Queen Elizabeth Prince Philip Prince Charles 60th Anniversary Of Coronation Ceremony
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    Her Majesty and I will have the roasted royal corgi. Please be sure to tell her it’s the lamb.

  45. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Greasy Fat Faces
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    “Miss Jolie, Miss Jolie, I have a question. What are the chances now of Mr. Pitt contracting Oral Cancer?”

  46. Elizabeth Olsen Mary-Kate Olsen All Black Outfits CFDA Awards
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    They ate the really crazy one, didn’t they.

  47. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
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    “Mmm… I love the smell of a new iphone!”

  48. Colin Farrell Shirtless Sweaty Six Pack Abs
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    Do you think anyone will realize we were the ones to beat the hell out of Richard Simmons and then throw him in the Tar Pits?

  49. Bruce Willis Emily Blunt Samuel L Jackson 7th Annual Freeing Voices, Changing Lives Benefit Gala
    Mojo rising
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    Her thought bubble “hold breath until he’s done talking. Dude get a mint!”

  50. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Formula One Photocall
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    I’m thinking Micaela never has to worry about learning any lines of dialogue.

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