The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.4.13

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Reality™ – Hi! I no longer exist. And to drive that point home even further, here’s Victoria Silvstedt updating her Craigslist ad, Miley Cyrus up there, who continues to be fabulously wealthy, and Ashton Kutcher continuing to be bored with banging Mila Kunis and I don’t even… Ah, and the icing on the cake of my disillusionment, Emily Blunt saying it all with her eyes and by all I mean “Wow, Bruce, I mean, wow. I’ve seen less phoning it in during a fucking telethon than your latest Die Hard movie.”

You’re goddamn right I’m still bitter about that shit,

- Photo Boy

The Crap We Missed

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