The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.4.13

June 4th, 2013 // 402 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Reality™ – Hi! I no longer exist. And to drive that point home even further, here’s Victoria Silvstedt updating her Craigslist ad, Miley Cyrus up there, who continues to be fabulously wealthy, and Ashton Kutcher continuing to be bored with banging Mila Kunis and I don’t even… Ah, and the icing on the cake of my disillusionment, Emily Blunt saying it all with her eyes and by all I mean “Wow, Bruce, I mean, wow. I’ve seen less phoning it in during a fucking telethon than your latest Die Hard movie.”

You’re goddamn right I’m still bitter about that shit,

- Photo Boy

The Crap We Missed

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Queen Elizabeth Prince Philip Prince Charles 60th Anniversary Of Coronation Ceremony
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    Abe Vigoda is still alive.

  2. Emma Watson Poster Photobomb This Is The End Premiere
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    Fat Jonah’s face says it all.

  3. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    dontkillthemessenger
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    There’s about 700 things going on in this picture and none of them include a bra.

    Well done.

  4. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    ThisWillHurt
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    Posing with a “fan” named Nick and sucking on a sour patch kid.

  5. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    Batu Khan
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    Looking for a guy called Nick. Any guy. I’ll just call him Nick…. Love meeeee!

  6. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Bored Eating Dinner Dim T Chinese Restaurant
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    Geez, Mila. You could have Instagrammed that bite.

  7. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
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    She’s morphing into Bieber.

  8. Joaquin Phoenix Barefoot Holding Boots Inherent Vice Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Shall I wrap those up for you?”
    “No thanks, I’ll wear them out. On my hands.”

  9. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
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    still lookin’ good, kimmy?

    fuck.

  10. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
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    the classic turned head, face obscured craigslist ad shot.

  11. Mel B Bikini Stephen Belafonte Encore Beach Club Wynn Las Vegas
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Look at these fine breasteses Eddie Murphy is paying the upkeep on.

  12. Wilmer Valderrama This Is The End Premiere
    CrashHell
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    THAT shirt on THIS GUY speaks volumes.

  13. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Bored Eating Dinner Dim T Chinese Restaurant
    Batu Khan
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    Come here, listen to your friends, eat chinese food… All I’m saying is later you better be sticking MY stick in your mouth!!!

  14. Queen Elizabeth Prince Philip Prince Charles 60th Anniversary Of Coronation Ceremony
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    *Philip grumbles* Can’t make out this menu without my reading glasses…to hell with it, I’ll just have the chicken.

  15. Victoria Justice Bikini Pool Instagram
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    I have the same bikini!

  16. Stephen King John Mellencamp Ghost Brothers Of Darkland County Q&A Apple Store
    ThisWillHurt
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    When even Viagra doesn’t work, a microphone can function as a stand in.

  17. Stephen King John Mellencamp Ghost Brothers Of Darkland County Q&A Apple Store
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    thou shalt not fuck with cougar.

  18. Debi Mazar Husband Gabriele Corcos
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Jesus, I married THAT?”

  19. Queen Elizabeth Prince Philip Prince Charles 60th Anniversary Of Coronation Ceremony
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hands untainted by having worked a day in life apparently can be inherited.

  20. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
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    Ooh, I love charades!

    Ok, lemme guess…uh, nick duck slut?

    Is that it, it’s Nick Duck Slut, isnt’ it?

  21. Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Greasy Fat Faces
    PathosAvenger
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    Hey! It’s What’sYerFace!

  22. Seth Rogen Hand Down Ass Of Pants This Is The End Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    You’re supposed to stuff the front, Seth.

  23. Mel B Bikini Stephen Belafonte Encore Beach Club Wynn Las Vegas
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    careful, this one gets pregnant if you breathe on her. Or ejaculate in her, I forget how it works with her.

  24. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
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    fuck I should have read your post fish. we thinkin the same thing.

    *high five*

  25. Emma Watson Poster Photobomb This Is The End Premiere
    PathosAvenger
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    Cinton pants are back, baby!

  26. Joaquin Phoenix Barefoot Holding Boots Inherent Vice Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    At least they saved money on wardrobe by using his Coachella outfit.

  27. Joaquin Phoenix Barefoot Holding Boots Inherent Vice Set
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    Without the caption, how many people would have guessed it was Joaquin Phoenix? Cannot fault his dedication to looking the part.

  28. Stephen King John Mellencamp Ghost Brothers Of Darkland County Q&A Apple Store
    CrashHell
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    “I was born in a small town…
    …then I met this evil clown

    He ate all the kids in the small town,
    balloons that float and are all around…”

  29. Bruce Willis Emily Blunt Samuel L Jackson 7th Annual Freeing Voices, Changing Lives Benefit Gala
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Hey remember that part in ‘Good Day to Die Hard’ where I-”
    “We didn’t see it.”

  30. David Beckham Smelling Fingers Miami Heat Game 7
    PathosAvenger
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    He’s “bending it” in his mind right now.

  31. Andrew Garfield The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I think I made some brown webs in my suit again.”

  32. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Derpface CFDA Fashion Awards
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    John Hamm’s just arrived.

  33. David Beckham Smelling Fingers Miami Heat Game 7
    Frank Burns
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    “So, these blokes bounce a ball instead of kicking one around . . . bloody intriguing it is!”

  34. Mel B Bikini Stephen Belafonte Encore Beach Club Wynn Las Vegas
    GuestOne
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    Hotness.

  35. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
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    Sooooo She’s auditioning for Michael Bay?

  36. Elizabeth Olsen Mary-Kate Olsen All Black Outfits CFDA Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    So one of the twins got platform shoes and botox?

  37. Kourtney Kardashian Mason Disick Scott Disick Angry
    CrashHell
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    Don’t touch the rolex, kid.

  38. Kourtney Kardashian Mason Disick Scott Disick Angry
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    Does that kid ever fucking walk?

  39. Bruce Willis Emily Blunt Samuel L Jackson 7th Annual Freeing Voices, Changing Lives Benefit Gala
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    “All I’m saying is that Sam allows me to use the N word… We’re cool like that”

  40. Kourtney Kardashian Mason Disick Scott Disick Angry
    dontkillthemessenger
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    What are they doing with that kid’s hair? It looks like an audition for the upcoming TV show 2 and a Half Bitches.

  41. Miley Cyrus Nipples Tight Dress Nick Bracelet
    JC
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    I’m sure there’s a reasonable explanation, but why did somebody cut her torso into three pieces and then stick them back together?

  42. Seth Rogen Hand Down Ass Of Pants This Is The End Premiere
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    Nothing like stink-palming a fan…

  43. Stephen King John Mellencamp Ghost Brothers Of Darkland County Q&A Apple Store
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    Lemme guess…this musical features an evil creature that can only be defeated if you refuse to believe in it? Nah…I’m sure King has something so very original this time.

    Oh and for those of you looking forward to watching the new “Under the Dome” TV series. It turns out people suck in closed spaces, and it was all just alien children playing ant-farm games.

    there, saved you 13 hours…you’re welcome.

  44. Queen Elizabeth Prince Philip Prince Charles 60th Anniversary Of Coronation Ceremony
    Batu Khan
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    Elizabeth: I should have gone with a bigger hat!
    Philip: Hiding Mad Magazine inside a pamphlet. Genius!
    Charles: 60 years… 60 years… and counting…

  45. Jay Baruchel Screaming This Is The End Premiere
    CrashHell
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    I’m just like a little boy, playin’ with his dick when he’s nervous.

  46. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Bored Eating Dinner Dim T Chinese Restaurant
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You’re sure you’re pregnant.”
    “Yup.”
    “And you’re keeping it.”
    “Yup.”
    “How much am I going to pay in child support again?”
    “A lot.”
    “. . .”
    “If you so much as think about pushing me down the stairs, I’ll sue your dick off. OK, bitch? Now shut up and finish your orange chicken. And it’s your treat.”

  47. David Beckham Smelling Fingers Miami Heat Game 7
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    “Which one shall I adjust? The left one or the right one? Hmmmm.”

  48. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Formula One Photocall
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    Between what’s happening in her crotch and her face, even the novelty boobs aren’t salvaging this one.

  49. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Formula One Photocall
    JC
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    Here we see an HPV infection so massive that you can see it without a microscope.

  50. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Bored Eating Dinner Dim T Chinese Restaurant
    EricLR
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    This reminds me of that sad moment in “500 Days of Summer.”
    You know, the moment that I realized I was watching “500 Days of Summer” for some fucking reason.

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