The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.3.14

June 3rd, 2014 // 432 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where today we get to shine a light on the mysterious origins of some celebrity behavior. First, there’s Solange Knowles, who I never noticed before this shot looks exactly like she could be Beyonce‘s identical twin brother. Then there’s Kevin Dillon getting an accidental text from his dad that reads “Matthew, when I think of the word son, only your face will ever come to mind. Hope you’re having a great day!” And finally, there’s Shia LaBeouf with his mother in a pic that if for you doesn’t explain literally everything that’s ever gone wrong with this kid, then you’ve clearly never run crying out of your surprise thirteenth birthday party when your mom started telling the girl you really like exactly when you were “weaned off the breast.”

WE WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED!!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Laura Dern Mouth Open The Fault In Our Stars Premiere
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    “Hey Laura! You heard that Ben Harper, Billy Bob Thornton and Jeff Goldblum just formed a Taylor Swift cover band?!!”

  2. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Spritzing Herself Instagram
    Donald Sterling
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    Having trouble with artificial insemination? Eggs all dried up? Husband can’t get it up?

    Try Skarsgard Body Spray today.

  3. John Mayer White Drop Crotch Pants Cat Sweater
    cc
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    So, West Hollywood is attempting to go through with its plan to ban him? Good for them.

  4. Solange Knowles Cleavage Rough Looking Face CFDA Fashion Awards
    cc
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    With hair like that, she should go out and find herself a mint Mustang II to go with it.

  5. Vin Diesel Thumbs Up Fast & Furious 7 Set
    cc
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    Sorry dude but The Rock pretty well stole your big, bad bald guy mojo.

  6. John Mayer White Drop Crotch Pants Cat Sweater
    anonymous
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    I guess he can no longer mimic Johnny Depp’s style while Johnny Depp is playing a balding geriatric.

  7. Shannon Bex Dawn Richard Aubrey ODay Danity Kane Cleavage Empire State Building
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    “Okay, who’s gonna tell them we actually got ‘em here to help with the giant Gorilla problem?”

  8. Jaime King Butt Tight Jeans
    cc
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    I knew it wasn’t January Jones.

  9. Tom Mison Nicole Beharie Sleepy Hollow Special Screening Q&A Hollywood Forever Cemetery
    Jose
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    love the curve on that ass…

  10. Solange Knowles Cleavage Rough Looking Face CFDA Fashion Awards
    anonymous
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    That’s the look of a woman who has sat on her sister’s husband’s dick but draws the line on him putting it in Rihanna too.

  11. Jennifer Hudson Saggy Cleavage Posing For Selfie With Little Boy CFDA Fashion Awards
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    “Look’it me, Granpa Sterling! I’m takin’ a picture with a black!”

  12. Alec Baldwin Weird Hair Five Oclock Shadow Laphams Quarterly Decades Ball The 1870s
    Ronaldo
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    No no no..i am not drunk

  13. Shia LaBeouf Holding HIs Mothers Hand
    Ronaldo
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    Well, that explain a lot

  14. Alyssa Milano Pregnant Pissed Off Look GMA
    cc
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    Her ass in ‘Fear’. Terrible movie but…her ass.

  15. Alec Baldwin Weird Hair Five Oclock Shadow Laphams Quarterly Decades Ball The 1870s
    charlesatlas
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    Was his hair done by a committee?

  16. Seal Mystery Woman Hiding Face In Car
    Ronaldo
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    I cant blame her. Any girl would hide in shame.

  17. Lindsay Lohan Nipples No Bra Saggy Boobs
    Ronaldo
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    She just HATES bras

  18. Tom Mison Nicole Beharie Sleepy Hollow Special Screening Q&A Hollywood Forever Cemetery
    anonymous
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    She’s super hot and has done nekkid stuff in the past.

  19. Alyssa Milano Pregnant Pissed Off Look GMA
    Short Round
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    Get me my coffee or this won’t be a good morning at ALL, America!

  20. Kevin Dillon Double Chin Derpface Fedora Entourage Movie
    Ralph
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    He should have paid good money to squelch that picture.

  21. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants Scooter
    Ronaldo
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    Always had a great ass…..her face, its another story

    • Johnny Barbells

      …great tits too, don’t forget …and you’d be surprised, in person, she’s actually really attractive.

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    Ronaldo
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    what a douche

  23. Shannon Bex Dawn Richard Aubrey ODay Danity Kane Cleavage Empire State Building
    coljack
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    Consumer Reports evidently thinks Aubrey O’Day’s breasts are merely “Acceptable.”

  24. Laura Dern Mouth Open The Fault In Our Stars Premiere
    Ronaldo
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    Brain fart?

  25. Tom Mison Nicole Beharie Sleepy Hollow Special Screening Q&A Hollywood Forever Cemetery
    Ronaldo
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    I think she is very cute.

  26. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint World Cup Photo Shoot
    Ralph
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    pathetic.

  27. Chris Kattan Dressed As Mango From SNL 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards
    Ronaldo
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    oh boy…..some people cant move on from old characters. Yes, Mango was funny for a minute, about 15 years ago.

  28. Shannon Bex Dawn Richard Aubrey ODay Danity Kane Cleavage Empire State Building
    Ronaldo
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    Now escorts are being offered on top of the Empire State Building?

  29. Seal Mystery Woman Hiding Face In Car
    Short Round
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    I’d take her home in my rusty old van but it’s at the dealer getting a tune up.

  30. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint World Cup Photo Shoot
    Ronaldo
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    Such a classy lady. Never disappoints

  31. Kevin Dillon Double Chin Derpface Fedora Entourage Movie
    Pooty Tang
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    Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down.

  32. Lindsay Lohan Nipples No Bra Saggy Boobs
    cc
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    Do you have to hurry to not show up to shit?

  33. Lindsay Lohan Nipples No Bra Saggy Boobs
    cc
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    Ah yes, the fake iPhone full of blow trick.

  34. Coco Cleavage Coco Licious Collection Sex Toy Launch
    Marketing Mike
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    I’d like a copy of the video where she launces the sex toys.

  35. Alyssa Milano Pregnant Pissed Off Look GMA
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    I know she looks bad here, but I still would. Blame it on nostalgia?

  36. Coco Cleavage Coco Licious Collection Sex Toy Launch
    Marketing Mike
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    fucking word press skips letters. I meant launches

  37. Seal Mystery Woman Hiding Face In Car
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    He shoot a load in her eye?

  38. Lindsay Lohan Nipples No Bra Saggy Boobs
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    Her nipples will soon be parallel with her belly button.

  39. Alyssa Milano Pregnant Pissed Off Look GMA
    Tonethius
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    I’ve loved her all my life…. but sadly, now I’m getting a strong Kathleen Turner vibe from her.

  40. Chris Kattan Dressed As Mango From SNL 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards
    Short Round
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    Life never let Batman forget that one crazy night in Mexico 40 years ago.

  41. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint World Cup Photo Shoot
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    Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!
    Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!

    Twice is enough.

  42. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants Scooter
    cc
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    Wow, it’s Paris and there’s no shit on her shoe.

  43. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint World Cup Photo Shoot
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    Is this the only place in Berlin where you’re allowed to take pictures?

  44. Angelina Jolie Nipples New Boobs Maleficent Photo Call Shanghai
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That makes how many continents you’ve not eaten a thing in?

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    cc
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    He does what again?

  46. Solange Knowles Cleavage Rough Looking Face CFDA Fashion Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s a sickness… I love bewbs.

  47. Vin Diesel Thumbs Up Fast & Furious 7 Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    People are laughing, but this is the future President of the United States.

    No really, that’s the plot of Fast & Furious 17.

  48. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint World Cup Photo Shoot
    cc
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    *sits glumly and looks at screen

  49. Kenny Rogers Darius Rucker Fifth Annual Darius And Friends Concert
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I wasn’t that close to another male’s penis even when I was changing diapers.

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    dontkillthemessenger
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    You can never find a terrorist when you need one.

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