Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where today we get to shine a light on the mysterious origins of some celebrity behavior. First, there’s Solange Knowles, who I never noticed before this shot looks exactly like she could be Beyonce‘s identical twin brother. Then there’s Kevin Dillon getting an accidental text from his dad that reads “Matthew, when I think of the word son, only your face will ever come to mind. Hope you’re having a great day!” And finally, there’s Shia LaBeouf with his mother in a pic that if for you doesn’t explain literally everything that’s ever gone wrong with this kid, then you’ve clearly never run crying out of your surprise thirteenth birthday party when your mom started telling the girl you really like exactly when you were “weaned off the breast.”
WE WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED!!
- Photo Boy