The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.3.14

June 3rd, 2014 // 432 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where today we get to shine a light on the mysterious origins of some celebrity behavior. First, there’s Solange Knowles, who I never noticed before this shot looks exactly like she could be Beyonce‘s identical twin brother. Then there’s Kevin Dillon getting an accidental text from his dad that reads “Matthew, when I think of the word son, only your face will ever come to mind. Hope you’re having a great day!” And finally, there’s Shia LaBeouf with his mother in a pic that if for you doesn’t explain literally everything that’s ever gone wrong with this kid, then you’ve clearly never run crying out of your surprise thirteenth birthday party when your mom started telling the girl you really like exactly when you were “weaned off the breast.”

WE WERE GOING TO GET MARRIED!!

- Photo Boy

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  1. John Mayer White Drop Crotch Pants Cat Sweater
    Donald Sterling
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    I saw him yesterday outside the Chateau Marmont with a sign that said “Will Sing Acoustic Ballad for Vagina”.

  2. Kim Kardashian Kanye West French Kiss Ploskovice Castle Garden
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    Does it still taste like Ray J’s piss?

  3. Alyssa Milano Pregnant Pissed Off Look GMA
    George P Burdell
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    It looks like she is having a Depends moment.

  4. Vin Diesel Thumbs Up Fast & Furious 7 Set
    Donald Sterling
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    Haven’t washed this since it was last up Paul Walker’s ass.

  5. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint World Cup Photo Shoot
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    Soccer balls on soccer balls is kind of redundant.

  6. Kim Kardashian Kanye West French Kiss Ploskovice Castle Garden
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    He’s canoodling with a fat, orange, plastic ho-bag. Uck.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Nipples No Bra Saggy Boobs
    Pilin
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    “Siri, why the BangBus van is delayed??”

  8. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Mesh Shirt Dentist Office
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    If you look at this picture then her gallery of the see-through nipple dress, it’s like one of those teen romance comedies were the nerdy girl turns into the hot prom queen who shows her nipples and gets beaten by her boyfriend at the end of the movie. I don’t know why they don’t make movies like that anymore.

  9. Kelly Bensimon Nipples Sports Bra Leathery Legs
    George P Burdell
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    Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!

  10. Shia LaBeouf Holding HIs Mothers Hand
    Employee
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    so many questions answered

  11. Kenny Rogers Darius Rucker Fifth Annual Darius And Friends Concert
    Donald Sterling
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    Kenny knows when to hold ‘em.

  12. Solange Knowles Cleavage Rough Looking Face CFDA Fashion Awards
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    Nice tits, bro.

  13. Alyssa Milano Pregnant Pissed Off Look GMA
    Donald Sterling
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    Al Roker just wished her a happy 90th birthday.

  14. Kim Kardashian Kanye West French Kiss Ploskovice Castle Garden
    snugglevision
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    Splendor in grass polluted with narcissistic famewhore delusion.

  15. Vin Diesel Thumbs Up Fast & Furious 7 Set
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    “We’re good here, man. Still waiting on Paul, though. I can’t believe he’s a no-show again. Fucking diva.”

  16. Seal Mystery Woman Hiding Face In Car
    Donald Sterling
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    You SHOULD cry!

  17. Kenny Rogers Darius Rucker Fifth Annual Darius And Friends Concert
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    Nothing settles centuries of racial tension like an on-stage gut bump.

  18. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants Scooter
    Some Asshole
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    I don’t care what anyone says, I think she’s hot.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Nipples No Bra Saggy Boobs
    Donald Sterling
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    Let’s see how many planes I’m going to be missing on today’s calendar.

  20. Kevin Dillon Double Chin Derpface Fedora Entourage Movie
    Donald Sterling
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    Must have just seen his own selfie.

  21. Vin Diesel Thumbs Up Fast & Furious 7 Set
    snugglevision
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    “I can pretend drive cars fast.”

  22. John Mayer White Drop Crotch Pants Cat Sweater
    Mitch
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    Has he been raiding Justin Biebers closet?

  23. Shia LaBeouf Holding HIs Mothers Hand
    Art-Girl
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    According to his Wikipedia page, of his two parents, his mother is the normal one…

  24. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants Scooter
    Donald Sterling
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    Somewhere her agent is still putting up missing person flyers.

  25. Shia LaBeouf Holding HIs Mothers Hand
    AtomicMountain
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    Ok, now I get it.

  26. Lindsay Lohan Nipples No Bra Saggy Boobs
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    “‘Scuse me, on my way to see John. No, not a john, his name is John. OK? A man named John why I will perform sex acts on for money. You’re twisting the truth!”

  27. Alyssa Milano Pregnant Pissed Off Look GMA
    Mitch
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    Arm cellulite, who’da thunk it.

  28. Deadmau5 Custom Nyan Cat Ferrari
    Donald Sterling
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    Could have saved a lot of money and just paid some kid to paint “Asshole” down the side.

  29. Seal Mystery Woman Hiding Face In Car
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    Chris Brown has been coaching Seal and from the looks of it, he’s a good student.

  30. Hilary Swank Butt Yoga Pants Scooter
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    Make all the snarky comments you want, but Bruce Jenner’s transformation turned out really well.

  31. Kevin Dillon Double Chin Derpface Fedora Entourage Movie
    Mitch
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    Looks like the start of a healthy goiter. By healthy, I mean huge.

  32. Kim Kardashian Kanye West French Kiss Ploskovice Castle Garden
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    Putin smiled as the courier brought him the photographs. “Now the Czechs will beg for my protection!” he laughed to himself.

  33. Kelly Bensimon Nipples Sports Bra Leathery Legs
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    Her legs match Alyssa Milano’s arms.

  34. Laura Dern Mouth Open The Fault In Our Stars Premiere
    Donald Sterling
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    One day, a mob of dead bodies will rise from their graves and finally drag Angelina Jolie down to Hell for all eternity–ridding the world of her evil presence once and for all.

    And this will be the one grabbing her left shoulder.

  35. Laura Dern Mouth Open The Fault In Our Stars Premiere
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    Top teeth white. Bottom row, tapioca.

  36. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Spritzing Herself Instagram
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    She’s damp

  37. Tom Mison Nicole Beharie Sleepy Hollow Special Screening Q&A Hollywood Forever Cemetery
    Donald Sterling
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    As long as she stays away from Magic Johnson, they should be fine together.

  38. Kim Kardashian Kanye West French Kiss Ploskovice Castle Garden
    cc
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    Fuck this shit, I want to see big breasted women in peasant blouses not these two assholes.

  39. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Spritzing Herself Instagram
    anonymous
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    So they have Photoshop in a spray bottle now?

  40. Solange Knowles Cleavage Rough Looking Face CFDA Fashion Awards
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    Manly, yes. But I like it, too.

  41. Coco Cleavage Coco Licious Collection Sex Toy Launch
    cc
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    Somehow I get the feeling she recommends you use them with margarine.

  42. Vin Diesel Thumbs Up Fast & Furious 7 Set
    maoix
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    “I can’t believe my job is to shine this asshole’s shoe lifts.”

  43. Chris Kattan Dressed As Mango From SNL 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards
    Donald Sterling
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    Wow, he’s actually still doing that character.

  44. Alec Baldwin Weird Hair Five Oclock Shadow Laphams Quarterly Decades Ball The 1870s
    cc
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    WHAT DID I SAY LAST TIME PHOTOBOY!

  45. Kelly Bensimon Nipples Sports Bra Leathery Legs
    Donald Sterling
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    Stop laughing you guys. She’s running for cellulite awareness.

  46. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Mesh Shirt Dentist Office
    anonymous
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    Maybe her nipples easily chafe which is why she refuses to wear a bra even when getting her teeth cleaned.

  47. Shannon Bex Dawn Richard Aubrey ODay Danity Kane Cleavage Empire State Building
    Donald Sterling
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    Tweedle Dum
    Tweedle Dee
    Tweedle DD

  48. Chris Kattan Dressed As Mango From SNL 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards
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    I’ve never seen a desperate cry for help AND a not so subtle request for Will Farrell’s contact information in one fashion decision.

    • Donald Sterling

      I wonder if somewhere Julia Sweeney is still offering to do her Pat character for food and/or rent money.

  49. Rihanna Nipples No Bra Mesh Shirt Dentist Office
    cc
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    ‘Hold still, Rihanna, you are going to feel a little prick.’

    ‘CHRIS? WHERE?!!’

  50. Shia LaBeouf Holding HIs Mothers Hand
    cc
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    He’s taking her out to get some nice clothes…I hope.

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