The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.28.11

June 28th, 2011 // 633 Comments

Suddenly I miss Nicole Eggert.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Johnny Depp and Snooki go to the same nail salon, Joe Jonas fooling exactly no one, irrefutable proof that I hate you and Michael Lohan making sure Lindsay isn’t doing drugs in the shower. “She wants us to think she’s just washing her jugs. Now hide my erection with this cellphone clip.”

Look, I made it an entire post without saying angel rapedammit,

- The Superficial

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  1. Tom Hanks Julia Roberts Kissing
    Tanzarian
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    It’s good to be the Hanks. Tom Hanks. Not Colin.

  2. Gwyneth Paltrow Beyonce Album Launch
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    She’s so kind hearted, she’s wearing two belts just to see what it would be like to be a fat person.

  3. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
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    With an ass that big, you’d think I’d have seen her name before.

  4. Lady Gaga MTV Video Music Aid Japan
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    It’s amazing how little she looks like Madonna (circa sometime she was relevant). I mean not even close. No comparison at all.

  5. Michael Emerson
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    From the movie, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Bath House.

  6. Tom Hanks Julia Roberts Kissing
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    that is totally the face of someone being awkwardly kissed against their will…who is also kissing Julia Roberts.

  7. Betty White Feeding Giraffe
    HEY HICK FUCK YOU!
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    Good God! I am sick of this old lady! She is the best example yet of cuttiing medicare completely!

    • Tracey

      No, YOU are the best example of cutting medicare, cause that classy woman has more money than you will ever dream of.

  8. Janet Jackson
    BSting
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    Surely that outfit upsets us far more than it upsets her.

  9. Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley
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    yeah.. when your tits are about elbow height… maybe time to call Dr. Rey.

  10. Taraji P. Henson
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    If Kim Cattrall were black, and had bad breast implants…

  11. Madonna
    BSting
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    Did they photoshop out the smoke? Thought that crucifix would have her skin burning.

  12. Lady Gaga MTV Video Music Aid Japan
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    In an effort to stave off comparisons to Madonna, Lady Gaga had the birth coordinates of all of Angelina Jolie’s children tattooed on her arm.

  13. Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley
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    Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley-Needs-A-Bra-And-Sandwich-Badly

  14. Jersey Shore Snooki
    j/k
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    We give you Michael Jackson and you give us this??

    -Black People

  15. Antonio Banderas Anna Drijver
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I was in Amsterdam once. People really are that small.

  16. Janet Jackson
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    This mashup of “Predator” and “This Is It” is bizarre.

    • teetee14

      why so disrespectful with the comments. she does not look like predator! you must be a very insecure person. get some class.

  17. Johnny Depp
    BSting
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    Congratulations to Johnny Depp who narrowly usurped Elijah Wood for the role of Frodo Baggins in Jonathan Larson’s production of The Hobbit.

  18. Dr Robert Ray
    BSting
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    Paper or plastic?

  19. Joe Jonas
    BSting
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    He is looking more like Ricky Martin every day.

  20. Jimmy

    Nice duck face, you fat midget.

    • mel

      yeah, that fucking duck face girls make screams, “yeah i smell like feces, what of it?” or “you better believe i just plugged up that toilet”. they really should stop that fucking nonsense immediately.

  21. Tom Hanks Julia Roberts Kissing
    dude!
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    Is this the Tom Hanks that I read today said that Obama saved Billions of jobs? Put down the crack pipe, Tom!

  22. Taraji P. Henson
    j/k
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    Wow that Indian chick from The Office is starting to look hot!

  23. Amber Rose Wiz Khalifa BET Awards
    Cock Dr
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    She has some weird taste in men. Bleah.
    But if the ultimate goal within her bedding cycle was hustle up some money & notoriety…hey, that worked pretty damned good.

  24. bonerspunk

    “Only 5 shots of penicillin to go….it’s on like Donkey Kong, we’re going out!”

  25. Janet Jackson
    Throjo
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    Colon malfunction incoming.

  26. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    Jon
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    Her ass isn’t big, she’s just fat.

  27. Nicole Kidman
    Colin
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    I dunno, it looks like some of the stuff she put in her face is wearing off. This is the most expressive I’ve seen her in years.

  28. Antonio Banderas Anna Drijver
    Cock Dr
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    Mr Banderas has lost all shame in his promotional activities on behalf of this dumb movie.

  29. Amber Rose Wiz Khalifa BET Awards
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    No. I’m just saying odd would be if one of them had two hooves and the head of a goat. You couldn’t call this odd.

  30. Martin Sheen
    cc
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    When I went to Charlie’s place, I had to part the whores like the Red Sea.

  31. Alicia Keys Madame Tussaud's Wax Figure
    The Listener
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    For those of you who don’t know, when black people are exposed to sunlight over time their skin gradually gets darker. It’s due to a pigment called melanin which gives skin it’s color. The wax figure was produced based on Alicia Keys’s skin tone at the time she modeled for the figure.

  32. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
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    Fire up the ShopVac. This one needs lipo.

  33. Dr Robert Ray
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    This makes less sense than the old lady and the giraffe.

  34. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    cc
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    I just stopped praying for peace on earth.

  35. Tom Hanks Julia Roberts Kissing
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    Nice wallet chain, you fucking douche.

  36. Tom Hanks Julia Roberts Kissing
    cc
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    Okay, Tom, now slide your hand down to her ass…that’s right Tom, that’s how it’s done.

  37. Gwyneth Paltrow Beyonce Album Launch
    Nik
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    The Fuck is Phil Mitchell Doing in that photo..

  38. Taraji P. Henson
    cc
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    Hey, small breast implants can look fake too!

  39. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    rican
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    I would definitely do her before snooki, although for both I would leave long before the need for a coyote arm chop.

  40. Tom Hanks Julia Roberts Kissing
    Cock Dr
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    I liked his recent impromtu dance number on Spanish TV.
    He does goofy very well.

  41. Lady Gaga MTV Video Music Aid Japan
    Nik
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    That guy just ejaculated onto her ass cheeks…

  42. Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley
    cc
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    She’s got the hollow cheeks and puffy lips of an inveterate … you know where I am going with that.

  43. Madonna
    Siloporcen7
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    She’s striking the Selena Gomez pose!

  44. Betty White Feeding Giraffe
    Throjo
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    Little lower…litttttttle lower….

  45. Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley
    Cock Dr
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    Welcome to the jungle baby.

  46. Betty White Feeding Giraffe
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    These damn new Centrum Silver suppositories are ridiculous.

  47. Madonna
    TurkusMaximus
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    she looks like wax! or a zombie! or zombie wax.

  48. Nicole Kidman
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    Nice plastic face ya get there..

  49. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
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    Ironic to have a peace sign so near a crime against humanity.

  50. Janet Jackson
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    she looks like predator from the movie…

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