Suddenly I miss Nicole Eggert.
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Johnny Depp and Snooki go to the same nail salon, Joe Jonas fooling exactly no one, irrefutable proof that I hate you and Michael Lohan making sure Lindsay isn’t doing drugs in the shower. “She wants us to think she’s just washing her jugs. Now hide my erection with this cellphone clip.”
Look, I made it an entire post without saying angel rape – dammit,
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It’s good to be the Hanks. Tom Hanks. Not Colin.
She’s so kind hearted, she’s wearing two belts just to see what it would be like to be a fat person.
haha
With an ass that big, you’d think I’d have seen her name before.
It’s amazing how little she looks like Madonna (circa sometime she was relevant). I mean not even close. No comparison at all.
Her originality is an inspiration to young artists everywhere.
From the movie, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Bath House.
that is totally the face of someone being awkwardly kissed against their will…who is also kissing Julia Roberts.
Good God! I am sick of this old lady! She is the best example yet of cuttiing medicare completely!
No, YOU are the best example of cutting medicare, cause that classy woman has more money than you will ever dream of.
Surely that outfit upsets us far more than it upsets her.
yeah.. when your tits are about elbow height… maybe time to call Dr. Rey.
If Kim Cattrall were black, and had bad breast implants…
Did they photoshop out the smoke? Thought that crucifix would have her skin burning.
In an effort to stave off comparisons to Madonna, Lady Gaga had the birth coordinates of all of Angelina Jolie’s children tattooed on her arm.
Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley-Needs-A-Bra-And-Sandwich-Badly
We give you Michael Jackson and you give us this??
-Black People
I was in Amsterdam once. People really are that small.
This mashup of “Predator” and “This Is It” is bizarre.
why so disrespectful with the comments. she does not look like predator! you must be a very insecure person. get some class.
Congratulations to Johnny Depp who narrowly usurped Elijah Wood for the role of Frodo Baggins in Jonathan Larson’s production of The Hobbit.
This would be a lot funnier if he hadn’t been dead for 15 years.
Paper or plastic?
He is looking more like Ricky Martin every day.
Nice duck face, you fat midget.
yeah, that fucking duck face girls make screams, “yeah i smell like feces, what of it?” or “you better believe i just plugged up that toilet”. they really should stop that fucking nonsense immediately.
Is this the Tom Hanks that I read today said that Obama saved Billions of jobs? Put down the crack pipe, Tom!
Wow that Indian chick from The Office is starting to look hot!
She has some weird taste in men. Bleah.
But if the ultimate goal within her bedding cycle was hustle up some money & notoriety…hey, that worked pretty damned good.
“Only 5 shots of penicillin to go….it’s on like Donkey Kong, we’re going out!”
Colon malfunction incoming.
Her ass isn’t big, she’s just fat.
girl has a lot of gristle
Her ass is the size of Canada!!
I dunno, it looks like some of the stuff she put in her face is wearing off. This is the most expressive I’ve seen her in years.
Mr Banderas has lost all shame in his promotional activities on behalf of this dumb movie.
Nasonex Bee.
No. I’m just saying odd would be if one of them had two hooves and the head of a goat. You couldn’t call this odd.
When I went to Charlie’s place, I had to part the whores like the Red Sea.
For those of you who don’t know, when black people are exposed to sunlight over time their skin gradually gets darker. It’s due to a pigment called melanin which gives skin it’s color. The wax figure was produced based on Alicia Keys’s skin tone at the time she modeled for the figure.
That or she was suffering from the bends.
Fire up the ShopVac. This one needs lipo.
This makes less sense than the old lady and the giraffe.
I just stopped praying for peace on earth.
Nice wallet chain, you fucking douche.
Okay, Tom, now slide your hand down to her ass…that’s right Tom, that’s how it’s done.
The Fuck is Phil Mitchell Doing in that photo..
What’s Joe Jonas doing on Corrie?
Hey, small breast implants can look fake too!
I would definitely do her before snooki, although for both I would leave long before the need for a coyote arm chop.
I liked his recent impromtu dance number on Spanish TV.
He does goofy very well.
That guy just ejaculated onto her ass cheeks…
only after he gives Gaga the reach around.
She’s got the hollow cheeks and puffy lips of an inveterate … you know where I am going with that.
She’s striking the Selena Gomez pose!
(Win.)
Except for an entirely different reason, like indigestion or something.
Little lower…litttttttle lower….
Welcome to the jungle baby.
These damn new Centrum Silver suppositories are ridiculous.
she looks like wax! or a zombie! or zombie wax.
Nice plastic face ya get there..
Ironic to have a peace sign so near a crime against humanity.
she looks like predator from the movie…
why so disrespectful with the comments. she does not look like predator! you must be an insecure person. get some class.
you’re right, Predator had way better hair