The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.28.11

The Superficial / June 28, 2011

Suddenly I miss Nicole Eggert.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Johnny Depp and Snooki go to the same nail salon, Joe Jonas fooling exactly no one, irrefutable proof that I hate you and Michael Lohan making sure Lindsay isn’t doing drugs in the shower. “She wants us to think she’s just washing her jugs. Now hide my erection with this cellphone clip.”

Look, I made it an entire post without saying angel rapedammit,

- The Superficial

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