The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.28.11

When you’re banging a chick with bigger arms than you, and shorter hair than you, pretty good bet you’re a closet homo.

Someone said ‘Hey, I want to make an action movie that suck ass. Where’s Statham?’ and voila there he is.

Madonna…you’re not in hollywood anymore, you can put your cell phone in your purse, nobody will judge you. Well, not for the phone…your crypt keeper hands are still fair game.

Aha, Zorro removes panties from hot brunette without Meg knowing.

Compared to the earlier pick of Johnny Depp, he looks like he’s about to be called to the bar.

The engagement ring she is showing us got lost! Call Interpol!!!

Not the way I’d want my own face frozen but she wears it well.

When did Depp start getting low quality tattoos, mixed with ye olde timey daguerreotypes?

You like em? I got them from Kim’s ass when she upgraded.

Just asking for a baseball bat to the lips.

Again I salute her for successfully escaping from…well, you know.
Fat baby.

Look at me! I’m the one who did it, fools! Bwahahaha!!! I unleashed it! You see…it’s so simple…I’m a South American Plastic Surgeon, and Kim Kardashian had a Brazilian Butt Implant…see?….Bwahahahaha!!!

It’s like he was trying to do an impression of “The Situation” but confused him with “J-Woww”, and this was the result

That’s too bad.
Were the fans angry? Did the Frenchies boo & throw stuff?

Practicing her new birth control method.

a straight man would be looking at ONE boob at least…

Avoid direct daylight when cameras are near.

somehow this is even more gay than Joe Jonas trying not to retch while hugging big boobed chicks.

See how high I can count? I can count to six.

“Nope, I’m more than 500 feet away Lindsay…nothing you can do about it…wait, wtf…is that bamboo???”

I’d rather do her wax figure.

Now where’d my sunglasses go?

“Never get out of the boat.” Absolutely goddamn right! Unless you were goin’ all the way… Charlie got off the boat. He split from the whole fuckin’ program.

Wow, redheaded baby. You know what that means? Nicole’s carpet matches her drapes.

Her vagina was this big…

Proving that Pippa is average at best, Gwyneth Paltrow can’t walk the streets of London without spontaneous dirty dancing breaking out.

Nice ink, assclown.

mmm… too much teeth. make more of an “O”.. less of an “aarrrrrrr”

Can I blame the French for this? He moved there a while ago: is this their corrupting decadent influence? Or was he already well down this path before then?
This is a gorgeous man who’s turned himself into a douchebag hobo.

This Nicole Kidman wax figure looks much worse than the Alicia Keys wax figure, in the previous picture.

I didn’t know there was such a thing as “Giraffe-nip”…the elderly have much wisdom they have not chosen to share.

“And this is where I plan on giving myself a Tori Spelling chest-fuckhole.”

See, whatever you might say about bellbottoms, you could just take them off when the eighties started.

now she’s adopted Reese Witherspoon’s chin. Enough is enough already!

Those are big moobs. Big non-celebrity moobs.
Thanks for sharing.

They’ll make beautiful mongoloids together.

Betty: Hey, stop licking Bea Arthur’s ashes!

..and the girl on the left is already 100x hotter than pippa middleton. See England, you CAN do it.

Rules:
1. “The deal is the deal”
2. “No names”
3. “Never open the package”
4. “Never make a promise you can’t keep”
5. “Put your shoes in the bin”

With just a bit more power, I could totally find what’s left of your career with this!

She’s feeding it weed. Why? Because she’s fucking Betty White, bitch.

Poor Antonio…he can’t teabag like in his younger days

His clothes say sunday school teacher but his eyes say I will fuck you up bitch.

Dopey, the movie.

Thank God she ios back in Jersey and not embarrassing the entire US in Italy any longer.

Reminds me of a book I had. Someone scribbled all over it.

I will say this for her…..

Since when are tv stars the broads that used to be behind the counter of your crappy local pizza shop?