The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.28.11

June 28th, 2011 // 633 Comments

Suddenly I miss Nicole Eggert.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Johnny Depp and Snooki go to the same nail salon, Joe Jonas fooling exactly no one, irrefutable proof that I hate you and Michael Lohan making sure Lindsay isn’t doing drugs in the shower. “She wants us to think she’s just washing her jugs. Now hide my erection with this cellphone clip.”

Look, I made it an entire post without saying angel rapedammit,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Madonna
    Commented on this photo:

    the alien in her stomach is trying to get out again

  2. Amber Rose Wiz Khalifa BET Awards
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    teen wolf is loose!

  3. Madonna
    Step thr33
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    Maybe she’s hungry. Yeah, that’s it, she needs food
    Nasty hands bitch hag mother fucker

  4. Jersey Shore Snooki
    Squishy
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    What? Couldn’t make up your mind what nail colour to choose from, Twat!!

  5. kara

    will anyone EVER stop making that stupid fucking face?

  6. Joe Jonas
    Cam
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    “I still don’t get the appeal of these things.”

  7. Jersey Shore Snooki
    Brennan Haley
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    I know it looks like she’s saying she blew five guys this morning, but she’s already waved both hands twice before the pic.

  8. Janet Jackson
    Brennan Haley
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    She does not appear happy with her role in BATTLEFIELD EARTH2 – MUSIC SAVES US ALL.

  9. Joe Jonas
    Brennan Haley
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    Three girls, no cup.

  10. Michael Lohan
    Brennan Haley
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    The Navy is giving Mr. Lohan a sub ride. This is the cool part where they lock all the hatches and dive.

  11. Tom Hardy
    Brennan Haley
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    Vin is finally lightening up. Nice.

  12. Gwyneth Paltrow Beyonce Album Launch
    Brennan Haley
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    Aw man, she’s gonna get her head cut off and put in a box. Don’t turn your back on him!

  13. Betty White Feeding Giraffe
    Brennan Haley
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    Bringing her stash to the zoo? Man, it’s a different life in El Ay.

  14. Antonio Banderas Anna Drijver
    Brennan Haley
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    He’s gonna get caught cheating, that’s the missus’ vajayjay right behind him.

  15. Martin Sheen
    Brennan Haley
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    Dad’s a little out of it. Emelio and Chuck stopped fighting and left a half hour ago.

  16. Lady Gaga MTV Video Music Aid Japan
    Brennan Haley
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    She wasn’t born that way. They sequenced her DNA with Marilyn Manson, using gopher DNA to fill in the gaps.

  17. Antonio Banderas Anna Drijver
    PUCCA9038
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    He looks like 120 years old…(cat’s age of course)

  18. Lola

    This troll needs to get back under her bridge.

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