Suddenly I miss Nicole Eggert.
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Johnny Depp and Snooki go to the same nail salon, Joe Jonas fooling exactly no one, irrefutable proof that I hate you and Michael Lohan making sure Lindsay isn’t doing drugs in the shower. “She wants us to think she’s just washing her jugs. Now hide my erection with this cellphone clip.”
Look, I made it an entire post without saying angel rape – dammit,
- The Superficial
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the alien in her stomach is trying to get out again
teen wolf is loose!
Maybe she’s hungry. Yeah, that’s it, she needs food
Nasty hands bitch hag mother fucker
What? Couldn’t make up your mind what nail colour to choose from, Twat!!
will anyone EVER stop making that stupid fucking face?
“I still don’t get the appeal of these things.”
I know it looks like she’s saying she blew five guys this morning, but she’s already waved both hands twice before the pic.
She does not appear happy with her role in BATTLEFIELD EARTH2 – MUSIC SAVES US ALL.
Three girls, no cup.
The Navy is giving Mr. Lohan a sub ride. This is the cool part where they lock all the hatches and dive.
Vin is finally lightening up. Nice.
Aw man, she’s gonna get her head cut off and put in a box. Don’t turn your back on him!
Bringing her stash to the zoo? Man, it’s a different life in El Ay.
He’s gonna get caught cheating, that’s the missus’ vajayjay right behind him.
Dad’s a little out of it. Emelio and Chuck stopped fighting and left a half hour ago.
She wasn’t born that way. They sequenced her DNA with Marilyn Manson, using gopher DNA to fill in the gaps.
He looks like 120 years old…(cat’s age of course)
This troll needs to get back under her bridge.