The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.26.12

June 26th, 2012 // 511 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we learn from Snooki & Vinny how genital warts become a hindrance to walking if left untreated, Kelsey Grammer isn’t even bothering with pants anymore, Ryan Seacrest just plays it cool and casually scans his surroundings for a public restroom, and apparently Mike Tyson gets to be famous all over again. That means public appearances and faces like this just before a reporter gets mauled, all because you couldn’t stop high-fiving each other and yelling ‘He was fucking HILARIOUS in The Hangover, bro!’

Unpop your collar. You don’t deserve to look that cool,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Oliver Stone James Woods Savages Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    “I heard you’re letting a non-Jew produce your next flick.”

    “Do you think Im crazy?”

  2. Constantine Maroulis
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    Alpha Douche.

  3. Ryan Seacrest
    Crazed Abandon
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    Is that Ron Jeremy in the background? C’mon Ryan, now you’re just showing off!

  4. Nicole Murphy Butt Tight Dress
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    MOTORBOAT!!

  5. Kelsey Grammer Pink Shirt Bermuda Shorts Walking Dogs
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Out! The power of John Wayne compels you!

  6. Billie Faiers Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    I just Google imaged these girl and she’s hot as hell.

    So what’s going on in this picture??

  7. Constantine Maroulis
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    I think they just wheel this guy around like Hannibal Lecter and take him from city to city.

  8. Constantine Maroulis
    guess who
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    Who is this? The latest socialite on the scene? I felt the market needed a little injection of testosterone among all the Hilton and Kardashians out there.

  9. Snooki Vinny Guadagnino Scooters
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    Walkin’ is too hard, yo.

  10. Billie Faiers Bikini
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    Awwww jebus, PB! Payback for Colin, eh?

  11. Angelina Jolie Flying Maleficent
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    What would happen if The Skarsgard got near Jolie?

  12. Debra Messing
    Deacon Jones
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    jesus christ….everyone is getting old. It’s depressing as shit

  13. Mariah Carey Tight Dress
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    You know what works? A bra.

  14. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Empire State Building
    Bonky
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    Can’t you just feel the chemistry between the two of them ? It’s like mixing oil and water.

  15. Billie Faiers Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t know who she is, but I understand why this photo was posted.

  16. Denise Richards Cleavage
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    That’s what happen’s if you swallow Charlie’s sheen.

  17. Benicio Del Toro Savages Premiere
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    Hoping to land the part of the patient in the live-action “Operation” movie.

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/26/operation-board-game-340_594.jpg[/img]

  18. Benicio Del Toro Savages Premiere
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    Benicio getting in character for the Charlie Sheen biopic.

  19. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Empire State Building
    nachomama
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    “If Jim Carrey shows up – We’re engaged!”

  20. Ryan Seacrest
    Bonky
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    So many men, so little time.

  21. Billie Faiers Bikini
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    So itchy!

  22. Ryan Seacrest
    justin
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    Closing time at the Blue Oyster Bar

  23. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Savages Premiere
    Bonky
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    That’s the best she’s looked in years.

  24. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    A whole lotta ass-fuckery going on

  25. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
    Kodos
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    What a waste of a fine woman.

    Kelly, you break my heart…

  26. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Too easy.

  27. Mariah Carey Tight Dress
    Brought It
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    Jenny really works, y’all.

  28. Mariah Carey Tight Dress
    Johnny P!
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    Tom Hanks got Daryl Hannah.
    This mermaid’s for you, John Candy!

  29. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Savages Premiere
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    And it’s official. Hank Azaria for the win.

  30. Debra Messing
    Kodos
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    Nope, STILL no tits….

  31. Nicole Murphy Butt Tight Dress
    PandaThunder
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    That’s a HUGE bitch!

  32. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
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    This video makes so much sense now.

  33. Mike Tyson
    Johnny P!
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    Nithe to thee Tython being generouth with hith time at the Golf Clathic.

  34. Kate Walsh Legs Fake Tan Short Shorts
    WTF?
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    She’s got nice legs, but we all learned of the perils of self tanner from X-tina. She didn’t.

  35. Ryan Seacrest
    Contusion
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    It looks like he got transported back in time to the late ’70s via a J. Crew catalog shoot.

  36. Mira Sorvino Clevage
    Johnny P!
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    Mighty Aphrodite?
    Nah, more like Mediocre Medusa now…

  37. Kelsey Grammer Pink Shirt Bermuda Shorts Walking Dogs
    Contusion
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    Is this from the Bucket List sequel?

  38. Nicole Murphy Butt Tight Dress
    Johnny P!
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    I blame Sir Mix-A-Lot for this stupidity.

  39. Denise Richards Cleavage
    Contusion
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    Trying….desperately….to….hold…on. (Not sure to what.)

  40. Mariah Carey Tight Dress
    Crissy
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    And they call this “Mimi?” Looks more like Moomoooooo!

  41. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
    disillusionisreal
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    “Este pene es mío!”

  42. Snooki Vinny Guadagnino Scooters
    Johnny P!
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    Vinny: “Race ya!”
    Snooki: “To where? My career and life are going nowhere…”

  43. Carla Gugino Cleavage
    Crissy
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    I thinks she’s got chicken pox!

  44. Angelina Jolie Flying Maleficent
    Johnny P!
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    This is how she hunts for and then snatches babies in her talons in real life (minus the cameras, of course…)

  45. Mike Tyson
    Crissy
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    “Dat ear was deeeeeeeeeeeeeliiiicious!!!

  46. Uma Thurman Pregnant Cleavage Long Skirt
    QtPi
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    Who’s kid is she spawning? Godzillas? Bitch is HUGE.

  47. Ryan Seacrest
    Johnny P!
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    “Who’s the prettiest boy at the 70′s gay porn look-alike contest?”

  48. Constantine Maroulis
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    When did Fisher Stevens start doing magic?

  49. Denise Richards Cleavage
    The Most Interesting
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    She does know that it’s just a movie and they can’t protect her from Charlie, right?

  50. Mira Sorvino Clevage
    Crissy
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    Awww! Romy and Michelle’s HS Reunion was THAT long ago?!

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