Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we learn from Snooki & Vinny how genital warts become a hindrance to walking if left untreated, Kelsey Grammer isn’t even bothering with pants anymore, Ryan Seacrest just plays it cool and casually scans his surroundings for a public restroom, and apparently Mike Tyson gets to be famous all over again. That means public appearances and faces like this just before a reporter gets mauled, all because you couldn’t stop high-fiving each other and yelling ‘He was fucking HILARIOUS in The Hangover, bro!’
Unpop your collar. You don’t deserve to look that cool,
- Photo Boy
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“I heard you’re letting a non-Jew produce your next flick.”
“Do you think Im crazy?”
Alpha Douche.
Is that Ron Jeremy in the background? C’mon Ryan, now you’re just showing off!
MOTORBOAT!!
Out! The power of John Wayne compels you!
john wayne’s real name was Marion and he wore pink quite often
I just Google imaged these girl and she’s hot as hell.
So what’s going on in this picture??
No Photoshop.
No Photoshop
No makeup or bondo job
I think they just wheel this guy around like Hannibal Lecter and take him from city to city.
Who is this? The latest socialite on the scene? I felt the market needed a little injection of testosterone among all the Hilton and Kardashians out there.
Another shot, please.
Walkin’ is too hard, yo.
Awwww jebus, PB! Payback for Colin, eh?
What would happen if The Skarsgard got near Jolie?
Her jagged vagina would obliterate his penis.
jesus christ….everyone is getting old. It’s depressing as shit
That’s why I don’t look in mirrors anymore.
That must explain why your mustache is crooked.
there’s always hentai
@doood: You are man after my own heart. Hentai FTW.
You know what works? A bra.
Can’t you just feel the chemistry between the two of them ? It’s like mixing oil and water.
I don’t know who she is, but I understand why this photo was posted.
That’s what happen’s if you swallow Charlie’s sheen.
Hoping to land the part of the patient in the live-action “Operation” movie.
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Winner.
Brilliant!
This is the greatest comment ever. >.< I'm in tears.
+1,476,4848 infinity.
Benicio getting in character for the Charlie Sheen biopic.
“If Jim Carrey shows up – We’re engaged!”
So many men, so little time.
So itchy!
Closing time at the Blue Oyster Bar
That’s the best she’s looked in years.
A whole lotta ass-fuckery going on
What a waste of a fine woman.
Kelly, you break my heart…
Yeah, she’s still hot….whatta waste indeed
Too easy.
Jenny really works, y’all.
Tom Hanks got Daryl Hannah.
This mermaid’s for you, John Candy!
And it’s official. Hank Azaria for the win.
Nope, STILL no tits….
but she’s got one hell of a penis nose
Remember the first season of Ned and Stacey? They made her wear fake ones and she really looks good with norgs.
That’s a HUGE bitch!
This video makes so much sense now.
Implying Kelly Preston has a thing for closet queens?
Nithe to thee Tython being generouth with hith time at the Golf Clathic.
She’s got nice legs, but we all learned of the perils of self tanner from X-tina. She didn’t.
So you are saying she doesn’t know how to use them? Go on.
/licks pencil and flips sheet on notepad
It looks like he got transported back in time to the late ’70s via a J. Crew catalog shoot.
Mighty Aphrodite?
Nah, more like Mediocre Medusa now…
Is this from the Bucket List sequel?
I blame Sir Mix-A-Lot for this stupidity.
Why couldn’t Sir Mix-a-Lot write a song uplifting the bean pole dames in the magazines ?
Trying….desperately….to….hold…on. (Not sure to what.)
My guess would be an over lubricated turd. Slippery little suckers.
And they call this “Mimi?” Looks more like Moomoooooo!
“Este pene es mío!”
Vinny: “Race ya!”
Snooki: “To where? My career and life are going nowhere…”
I thinks she’s got chicken pox!
This is how she hunts for and then snatches babies in her talons in real life (minus the cameras, of course…)
“Dat ear was deeeeeeeeeeeeeliiiicious!!!
Who’s kid is she spawning? Godzillas? Bitch is HUGE.
“Who’s the prettiest boy at the 70′s gay porn look-alike contest?”
When did Fisher Stevens start doing magic?
She does know that it’s just a movie and they can’t protect her from Charlie, right?
Awww! Romy and Michelle’s HS Reunion was THAT long ago?!