The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.26.12

June 26th, 2012 // 511 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we learn from Snooki & Vinny how genital warts become a hindrance to walking if left untreated, Kelsey Grammer isn’t even bothering with pants anymore, Ryan Seacrest just plays it cool and casually scans his surroundings for a public restroom, and apparently Mike Tyson gets to be famous all over again. That means public appearances and faces like this just before a reporter gets mauled, all because you couldn’t stop high-fiving each other and yelling ‘He was fucking HILARIOUS in The Hangover, bro!’

Unpop your collar. You don’t deserve to look that cool,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Seems tense. You know what’s good for that?

  2. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
    anonym
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    John, I know you’re gay, but please pretend you’re not for a second, and pose for the camera.

  3. Oliver Stone James Woods Savages Premiere
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    Mmmm..piece of candy.

  4. Uma Thurman Pregnant Cleavage Long Skirt
    Abby Normal
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    Every time I see her she seems to be in agony. The eleventh month is always the hardest.

  5. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
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    “Keep that away from there! I’m not one of your masseurs!”

  6. Colin Farrell Dead Man Down Set
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    You can always tell a Sanger Harris man.

  7. Mike Tyson
    Cock Dr
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    He just heard someone open up a can of Friskies.

  8. Ryan Seacrest
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Julianne Hough did say his favorite song is, “It’s raining men… Hallelujah!”

  9. Mira Sorvino Clevage
    theoriginal LJ
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    Kinda looks like a 44 year old mother of four………oh right, she is.

  10. Mariah Carey Tight Dress
    Josh
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    I honestly expected her to kill herself years ago.

  11. Mariah Carey Tight Dress
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    Filming her scene for the Disney Classic Sequel…”The Biggest Mermaid.”

  12. Mira Sorvino Clevage
    snarl
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    had a kid last month. i’ll let it slide.

  13. Billie Faiers Bikini
    Lemmiwinks
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    Nothing like spending a lazy summer day flickin’ that bean.

  14. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Empire State Building
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    The most believable couple since Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

    • So true.

      You can tell that they can barely contain their hatred for each other, and can’t wait to get back to their respective boyfriends.

  15. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Give up the act…

    I’ve seen Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest look more comfortable in pictures.

  16. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
    your mom
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    “We do it like this, to eliminate as much of the icky girl factor as possible. Sometimes I wear a baseball cap and everything!”

  17. Mira Sorvino Clevage
    Chicko
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    Sarah Michelle Geller in Cruel Intentions 9

  18. Kate Walsh Legs Fake Tan Short Shorts
    Frank Burns
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    Miley Cyrus sure got old fast.

  19. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Empire State Building
    Deacon Jones
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    “Did you just fart?”

    “Yes.”

  20. Mariah Carey Tight Dress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Magnificent. After swimming the Atlantic she still has the strength to jump those steps and spawn.

  21. Angelina Jolie Flying Maleficent
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    I’m glad to see they’re using “Professional Peat” and not just that ordinary shit.

    • DeucePickle

      Angelina wouldn’t even think about walking on set if she saw bags of “Amateur Peat” laying around.

  22. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
    K-Tron
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    This must be an important premiere. He Busted out the fancy wig AND the fancy beard.

  23. Mike Tyson
    Deacon Jones
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    “Where da white women at?”

  24. Mike Tyson
    AmyD
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    A reporter just asked him what Holyfield’s ear tasted like.

  25. Constantine Maroulis
    Jeremy
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    You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

  26. Mariah Carey Tight Dress
    K-Tron
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    I guess we don’t have to ask how “the twins” are doing.

  27. Mira Sorvino Clevage
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    Am I the only one seeing her in the lead for the Hillary Clinton biopic?

  28. Kelsey Grammer Pink Shirt Bermuda Shorts Walking Dogs
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    Wow…looks like he lost his shirt AND pants in the divorce!

  29. Benicio Del Toro Savages Premiere
    Mike701
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    Benicio even tried out for the Evil Queen Maleficent….

  30. Ryan Seacrest
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    Why are there no women in this photograph?

  31. Kate Walsh Legs Fake Tan Short Shorts
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    I was just saying to myself, “Man, this chick can do no wrong.” Then I scrolled down and saw the shoes.

  32. Billie Faiers Bikini
    will-yum
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    if i queef any more my boobs will deflate!

  33. Colin Farrell Dead Man Down Set
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    Mmmmm delicious – thanks PB!

    • YoMamma

      Yes, more of this please, PB! Every time I see him, I think of him saying “I could stay down here forever” in his sex tape. Love him:)

  34. Snooki Vinny Guadagnino Scooters
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It takes the hardest of hearts to watch the Special Olympics without laughing

  35. Constantine Maroulis
    Deacon Jones
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    “Drink, Constantine?”

    “I’ll have a Skyy vodka with pureed placenta.”

  36. Oliver Stone James Woods Savages Premiere
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    “Don’t you get it? Your name is Oliver STONE…So right now, my hand is between a rock and a hard place!”

  37. Kelsey Grammer Pink Shirt Bermuda Shorts Walking Dogs
    Cock Dr
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    He has a great voice and a pile of money, but it would so help a woman to be blind before she had sex with him.

  38. Carla Gugino Cleavage
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    Age spots at 40 are not a good sign, dearie.

  39. Kelsey Grammer Pink Shirt Bermuda Shorts Walking Dogs
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    Most people lose their shirt in a Ponzi scheme. Not Kelsey…

  40. Mariah Carey Tight Dress
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    The skin tight dress does her no favors. Her feet look friggen huge.

  41. Billie Faiers Bikini
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    Oh sure…but I do that in front of a day care center and now I’m on 15 years probation!

  42. Constantine Maroulis
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    “Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and there is my peepee!”

  43. Uma Thurman Pregnant Cleavage Long Skirt
    Deacon Jones
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    She must’ve saw her reflection in the door.

  44. Mike Tyson
    Hank E. Ring
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    Damn, your child was good.

  45. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
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    Even Twilight is a better love story than this.

  46. Constantine Maroulis
    Minky Wail
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    “Kevin Pollak:The Forgotten Years”

  47. Ryan Seacrest
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    “You mean this isn’t Fire Island?”

  48. Constantine Maroulis
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    Didn’t this guy pose for the “The Joker” in a set of playing cards?

  49. Ryan Seacrest
    Hank E. Ring
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    What’s Jimmy Buffet doing there?

  50. Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini
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    What we’re all thinking… somehow the chicks seem hotter when you know who the fuck they are.

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