Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we learn from Snooki & Vinny how genital warts become a hindrance to walking if left untreated, Kelsey Grammer isn’t even bothering with pants anymore, Ryan Seacrest just plays it cool and casually scans his surroundings for a public restroom, and apparently Mike Tyson gets to be famous all over again. That means public appearances and faces like this just before a reporter gets mauled, all because you couldn’t stop high-fiving each other and yelling ‘He was fucking HILARIOUS in The Hangover, bro!’
Unpop your collar. You don’t deserve to look that cool,
- Photo Boy
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Did he get his hair from a lego person, or is that shoe polish applied directly to the skull?
Yes, it is shoe polish. No, she did not rub it in for him…
HAIR ON! Apply directly to the forehead.
HAIR ON! Apply directly to the forehead.
ive got some informations
A lego person lol! Good call!
she’s trying to avoid a brown stain on the back of her dress.
…again.
Let your guard down for even a second and Skarsgard will pass you by.
Bitch, I’m not telling you again–stop hogging the eye-liner in the makeup trailer!
Kate Fucking Gosselin
Weiner to close
Well, still looks better than Paul, anyway.
Moooooooooooooooooooo
Pick a card, any card…
Sexy.
I wonder what shame sells for on the “shore”. I’m thinking it’s pretty tough to score some of that shit out there.
You can bet it’s a lot more expensive there than penicillin and Axe body spray.
Gaffers tape – Check.
Penis tucked – Check.
Lord, don’t let my ass sweat cause it to break free!
Your move, Brosnan.
Uniboob!
She really didn’t need the wires. But you can’t be too careful when the paparazzi is around.
Argh, beat me to it.
So THAT’s why Travolta was so excited in the other picture…
those eyes say: Banana Clip regret
Just act cool, man…No one knows you’ve got a kilo up your ass. Just blend in and don’t sweat.
a kilo worth of thick stranded ejaculate from countless men.
This is the kind of guy everyone laughs “with” just so they won’t get punched…
Dude, seriously: Cut this shit out…
-The creeped-out internet
I wonder if those are goldigger-sniffing dogs.
No, this isn’t for a role I’m playing. I really do look like a vampire in real life.
Gary Oldman in Dracula! Yikes.
“Wow, you look like a coked up older Benicio del Tor….uhmm wait… never mind…”
Still good looking. But not for much longer.
Because Charlie is going to kill her soon.
Butt only after they have one last anal fuck-fest.
Then he’ll chop her head off.
I think you guys are confusing Charlie Sheen with Mel Gibson. It’s an easy mistake to make.
I wouldn’t have been able to fight the overwhelming urge to lick her face.
Licking her face sounds a little bit disgusting to me. I would, however, be willing to suck on her nose.
If you are gonna do this in public you might as well go all the way…
“Wall Street 2 sucked balls… Alexander sucked it even harder….”
Well, at least she’s not all botoxed out!
Sad fact we have to be thankful for that.
Damn crotch crickets are migrating …
“No, Mike, you didn’t get it. I don’t think you can get it with your tongue, man–it’s on your cheek, and it goes all the way up around your eye.”
I thought he was a bottom.
$100 says she tries to steal Leelee Sobieski’s soul before the year is out.
Have you seen Leelee lately? That ship has already sailed.
This dude only belongs in 2 places:
1) Talking to Chris Hansen
2) Scaring the ever living crap out of me in my nightmares
Hey, remember me?
Anyone?
Audition for Maddona’s exclusive club of harpies…
She should work out!…
That’s the only way to keep her safe on windy days.
What? You’ve never seen public breast feeding?
You do some time, they never let you go. You know. They treat you like a criminal. *I’m* not a criminal.
I’m not sure this is really helping Travolta
Listen up, America: If you’re under 75 and have the use of both of your legs, do not go buy a fucking Rascal scooter because you saw these ass pimples do it. Seriously, I’ll execute every last one of you.
I won’t be a bit surprised to see it become some trend for the hip and rich. No doubt they will start selling rims and accessories. Fuck this fucking country.
Sparky, let’s move to Canada! Or Holland!
Holland. Northern Cali works too. I was just up there on a trip and anybody and everybody had cheap weed for sale. We were smoking in the streets. No problem.
Northern Cali it is. Good idea. Less paperwork.
Forget it, dude. You know it’s going to happen. And this is just the beginning… we’re all going to end up like the fat fucks in Wall-E who can’t even walk on their own.
Speak for yourself, Iveski!
I gotta be honest, it did look kinda sweet…
This reminds me of ten years ago when buildings started installing automatic doors so the handicapped and infirm could just push a button and the door would open and they could enter. But perfectly able-bodied people saw it as just a convenience and pushed the buttons because they were too goddamn lazy to open a fucking door.
If you had a workout regimen like hers, you’d need one too.
Look on the bright side. Maybe they’ll develop life-threatening blood clots…
THats exactly the 1st thing that came to mind.
Somebody needs some Proactiv.
Braaaiiiiinnnnssss
Watch as the Jolie extends her vagina tentacle to steal yet another actress’s man. As you can see, she is skilled enough to do it without even looking.
I know what you’re thinking. She’s too old for acne. And you’re right. But she’s not too old for skin cancer.
Wouldn’t it be great if Verne Troyer roared up on his Rascal and cut them off, causing them to take a header off the pier? (sigh)
“God damn it Reiser! Stop asking about a ‘Mad About You’ reunion?”
The dog from that show has aged better and he’s dead.
It must be tiring to be bisexual…..wanting to fuck & be fucked by EVERYBODY.
“wanting to fuck & be fucked by EVERYBODY.”
No, that’s Michael Bay.
Sausage fest. Just how he likes it.
It’s so great to see that William H. Macy was able to take time off from shooting to show his support for Ryan’s coming out party!
and william hurt.
It’s my belief that their relationship is a complete studio/media fabrication developed to promote a dumb movie.