The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.26.12

June 26th, 2012 // 511 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we learn from Snooki & Vinny how genital warts become a hindrance to walking if left untreated, Kelsey Grammer isn’t even bothering with pants anymore, Ryan Seacrest just plays it cool and casually scans his surroundings for a public restroom, and apparently Mike Tyson gets to be famous all over again. That means public appearances and faces like this just before a reporter gets mauled, all because you couldn’t stop high-fiving each other and yelling ‘He was fucking HILARIOUS in The Hangover, bro!’

Unpop your collar. You don’t deserve to look that cool,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
    EricLr
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    Did he get his hair from a lego person, or is that shoe polish applied directly to the skull?

  2. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    she’s trying to avoid a brown stain on the back of her dress.

  3. Colin Farrell Dead Man Down Set
    EricLr
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    Let your guard down for even a second and Skarsgard will pass you by.

  4. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Empire State Building
    EricLr
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    Bitch, I’m not telling you again–stop hogging the eye-liner in the makeup trailer!

  5. Mira Sorvino Clevage
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Kate Fucking Gosselin

  6. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
    Dan Quayle
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    Weiner to close

  7. Mira Sorvino Clevage
    EricLr
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    Well, still looks better than Paul, anyway.

  8. Mariah Carey Tight Dress
    Juniper
    Commented on this photo:

    Moooooooooooooooooooo

  9. Constantine Maroulis
    EricLr
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    Pick a card, any card…

  10. Snooki Vinny Guadagnino Scooters
    EricLr
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    Sexy.

  11. Snooki Vinny Guadagnino Scooters
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I wonder what shame sells for on the “shore”. I’m thinking it’s pretty tough to score some of that shit out there.

  12. Billie Faiers Bikini
    tidbit
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    Gaffers tape – Check.
    Penis tucked – Check.
    Lord, don’t let my ass sweat cause it to break free!

  13. Kelsey Grammer Pink Shirt Bermuda Shorts Walking Dogs
    Freeside
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    Your move, Brosnan.

  14. Mariah Carey Tight Dress
    Agnes O'Leary
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    Uniboob!

  15. Angelina Jolie Flying Maleficent
    EricLr
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    She really didn’t need the wires. But you can’t be too careful when the paparazzi is around.

  16. Colin Farrell Dead Man Down Set
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    So THAT’s why Travolta was so excited in the other picture…

  17. Constantine Maroulis
    Employee
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    those eyes say: Banana Clip regret

  18. Ryan Seacrest
    EricLr
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    Just act cool, man…No one knows you’ve got a kilo up your ass. Just blend in and don’t sweat.

  19. Mike Tyson
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    This is the kind of guy everyone laughs “with” just so they won’t get punched…

  20. Constantine Maroulis
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    Dude, seriously: Cut this shit out…

    -The creeped-out internet

  21. Kelsey Grammer Pink Shirt Bermuda Shorts Walking Dogs
    EricLr
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    I wonder if those are goldigger-sniffing dogs.

  22. Benicio Del Toro Savages Premiere
    EricLr
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    No, this isn’t for a role I’m playing. I really do look like a vampire in real life.

  23. Benicio Del Toro Savages Premiere
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    “Wow, you look like a coked up older Benicio del Tor….uhmm wait… never mind…”

  24. Denise Richards Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Still good looking. But not for much longer.

  25. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Empire State Building
    JC
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    I wouldn’t have been able to fight the overwhelming urge to lick her face.

  26. Billie Faiers Bikini
    Crissy
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    If you are gonna do this in public you might as well go all the way…

  27. Oliver Stone James Woods Savages Premiere
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    “Wall Street 2 sucked balls… Alexander sucked it even harder….”

  28. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Savages Premiere
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, at least she’s not all botoxed out!

  29. Deena Cortese Butt Scratch Yoga Pants
    KungFu Panda
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    Damn crotch crickets are migrating …

  30. Mike Tyson
    JC
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    “No, Mike, you didn’t get it. I don’t think you can get it with your tongue, man–it’s on your cheek, and it goes all the way up around your eye.”

  31. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
    Joe
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    I thought he was a bottom.

  32. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Savages Premiere
    EricLr
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    $100 says she tries to steal Leelee Sobieski’s soul before the year is out.

  33. Cillian Murphy
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    This dude only belongs in 2 places:
    1) Talking to Chris Hansen
    2) Scaring the ever living crap out of me in my nightmares

  34. Debra Messing
    EricLr
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    Hey, remember me?

    Anyone?

  35. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Savages Premiere
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    Audition for Maddona’s exclusive club of harpies…

  36. Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini
    Crissy
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    She should work out!…

  37. Angelina Jolie Flying Maleficent
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the only way to keep her safe on windy days.

  38. Nicole Murphy Butt Tight Dress
    KungFu Panda
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    What? You’ve never seen public breast feeding?

  39. Benicio Del Toro Savages Premiere
    Joe
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    You do some time, they never let you go. You know. They treat you like a criminal. *I’m* not a criminal.

  40. Oliver Stone James Woods Savages Premiere
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I’m not sure this is really helping Travolta

  41. Snooki Vinny Guadagnino Scooters
    JC
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    Listen up, America: If you’re under 75 and have the use of both of your legs, do not go buy a fucking Rascal scooter because you saw these ass pimples do it. Seriously, I’ll execute every last one of you.

  42. Carla Gugino Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody needs some Proactiv.

  43. Oliver Stone James Woods Savages Premiere
    KungFu Panda
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    Braaaiiiiinnnnssss

  44. Angelina Jolie Flying Maleficent
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Watch as the Jolie extends her vagina tentacle to steal yet another actress’s man. As you can see, she is skilled enough to do it without even looking.

  45. Carla Gugino Cleavage
    EricLr
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    I know what you’re thinking. She’s too old for acne. And you’re right. But she’s not too old for skin cancer.

  46. Snooki Vinny Guadagnino Scooters
    Dick Hell
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    Wouldn’t it be great if Verne Troyer roared up on his Rascal and cut them off, causing them to take a header off the pier? (sigh)

  47. Helen Hunt Wrinkles Savages Premiere
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    “God damn it Reiser! Stop asking about a ‘Mad About You’ reunion?”

  48. John Travolta Kelly Preston Savages Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    It must be tiring to be bisexual…..wanting to fuck & be fucked by EVERYBODY.

  49. Ryan Seacrest
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    Sausage fest. Just how he likes it.

  50. Emma Stone Andrew Garfield Empire State Building
    Cock Dr
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    It’s my belief that their relationship is a complete studio/media fabrication developed to promote a dumb movie.

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