The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.25.13

June 25th, 2013 // 377 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily affirmation that while you may work at a job you hate, at least you haven’t let yourself go like Martin Lawrence. Even Mischa Barton just went, “Wow, what happened there?” So, enjoy procrastinating while allowing yourself to feel like you’re better than Don Rickles, who wants to know why Dave Coulier just offered to blow him, Justin Bieber something…something Usher something…something Superman’s penis, and Seth Rogen checking to see if his breath still smells like Judd Apatow.

It does, and it always will (That’s for Green Hornet, Funny People, and whatever the fuck you were trying to do as Young George Bluth you sonofabitch),

- Photo Boy

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  1. John Stamos Don Rickles Kathy Griffin Bob Saget The Friars Foundation Annual Applause Award Gala
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    Where are the Olsen twins?

  2. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples No Bra Spandex Dress
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    Why is she smuggling C3PO?

  3. Taylor Lautner Tracers Set
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    Be a shame if they dented that hood.

  4. Will Smith Jaden Smith El Hormiguero
    MilwaukeeJoe
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    Man, Dustin Diamond nearly convincingly photoshopped himself right in there.

  5. Armie Hammer
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    “Yoo hoo, girl from 4E!”

  6. Arnold Schwarzenegger Alligator Boots R20 Initiative Regions of Climate Action
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    His Hummers alone have raised the temperature of Earth by an average of 1.3 degrees.

  7. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
    EricLR
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    Superman will NEVER BE ABLE TO DO THAT TO ME AGAIN!!

  8. Johnny Depp Crazy Face Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    51 Jump Street

  9. Heidi Klum Bikini Water Slide Twitter
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    She better be careful or a kid is liable to fall out of there.

  10. Jon Voight Sweater Tied Around Shoulders Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    …and then the guy behind the counter says, “ancient Chinese secret.”

  11. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
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    little poopy pants Beiber.

  12. Johnny Depp Crazy Face Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    June 25, 2013 – Johnny Depp’s first non-photogenic moment.

  13. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples No Bra Spandex Dress
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    and exhale.

  14. Johnny Depp Crazy Face Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    “I said kill the whole family. THE WHOLE FAMILY!”

  15. Rob Kardashian Fat Rolled Up Skinny Jeans Khloe Kardashian
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    Pictured: Rock-a-billy Kardashian and Star Wars Kardashian. Not pictured: Pee-on-me Elmo.

  16. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Boots
    Sheppy
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    You dinged your truck, dude.

  17. Will Smith Jaden Smith El Hormiguero
    EricLR
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    He must be showing them a video of real acting.

  18. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Boots
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    Fucking stop it.

  19. Miley Cyrus Underboob Midriff Twitter
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    I’m digging Davy from Davy and Goliath with the blonde hair.

  20. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Boots
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    That’s one tough truck hombre!

  21. Lauren Stoner Bikini
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    I like the ones without the face better.

  22. Rob Kardashian Fat Rolled Up Skinny Jeans Khloe Kardashian
    EricLR
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    Did she have to wake him up before they go go’ed?

  23. Pink Spread Eagle On Wires Leather Pants
    Tiggles
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    Cirque Du Can’t Sing

  24. Taylor Lautner Tracers Set
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    And the owner of that classic GTO just shit his pants.

  25. Prince Charles Tribute Dinner In Honour Of Lord Sacks
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    A black woman, a rabbi and the Prince of Wales walk into a bar…

  26. Nick Carter Derpface Backstreet Boys Q102
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    Springsteen just called and asked that you not wear that shirt any more. Especially if you’re going to play a fake acoustic guitar.

  27. Daniel Radcliffe Noel Coward Theatre
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    “Mr. Potter, Mr. Potter! Will you sign my hymen?”

  28. Kate Upton Bra See Through Shirt The Other Woman Set
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    That poor Asian girl in the back just got a glimpse of the kind of rack she will never have. She just realized she’ll have the exact same body for most of her life. It’s all downhill from there.

    You can see the joy leaving her eyes.

  29. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
    awkwardturtle
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    I challenge anyone to look this cool after taking a dump in their pants while stopping at an Ellen DeGeneres look alike contest after getting off from their job collecting garbage and heading to their other job as the drive-thru operator at Wendy’s. Anyone.

  30. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
    The Illuminati Did It
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    Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop…….It’s Hammer time!

  31. Nick Carter Derpface Backstreet Boys Q102
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    Man what I would give to sit in on BSB’s cover of Thunder Road.

  32. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
    Jc
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    And then he stuck the light saber up his ass so no one else could play with it.

  33. Rob Kardashian Fat Rolled Up Skinny Jeans Khloe Kardashian
    awkwardturtle
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    I’m not proud of it, but if you are not going to eat that cheeseburger laying on the ground under that car, I will.

  34. Johnny Depp Crazy Face Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    I’m starting to think that Johnny’s blind in both eyes.

  35. Daniel Radcliffe Noel Coward Theatre
    awkwardturtle
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    Is the hair growing out of the eyebrows, or are the eyebrows growing out of the hair?

  36. Pink Spread Eagle On Wires Leather Pants
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    Season 3 of “American Horror Story” looks terrifying.

  37. Johnny Depp Crazy Face Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    “I’m sick of all you purple people!”

  38. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    I’ve always wanted to have this view of her. Thank you.

  39. Martin Lawrence Weight Gain Fat Jowls Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    “Hey Martin! When were you last relevant as an actor? Was it Bad Boys 1 or 2?

  40. Arnold Schwarzenegger Alligator Boots R20 Initiative Regions of Climate Action
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    Joke about Predator feet

  41. Taylor Lautner Tracers Set
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    “Tee hee! Stop it, Danny Trejo, that tickles!”

  42. Rihanna Smoking Two Huge Joints Instagram
    lawn
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    Her time’s up, she can go away now.

  43. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples No Bra Spandex Dress
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    This chick’s got a pretty solid looking ass… and we get a picture of her questionable face and smashed-down fake titties?

  44. Jon Voight Sweater Tied Around Shoulders Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    lawn
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    Wow, he looks older than Don Rickles.

  45. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    she hot.

  46. Arnold Schwarzenegger Alligator Boots R20 Initiative Regions of Climate Action
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    Must have been held in the children’s playroom at Ikea.

  47. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
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    Those pants seem like they would be a speed brake for the kick in the ass he desperately needs.

  48. John Stamos Don Rickles Kathy Griffin Bob Saget The Friars Foundation Annual Applause Award Gala
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    “If Frank & Jilly were still here, they’d slap the old face back onto this broad.”

  49. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples No Bra Spandex Dress
    joe
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    Pretty nice tits for a dude.

  50. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
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    Tired of being buttfucked by Usher dressed as Superman, Justin had a kryptonite asshole installed. It had no effect.

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