The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.25.13

June 25th, 2013 // 377 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily affirmation that while you may work at a job you hate, at least you haven’t let yourself go like Martin Lawrence. Even Mischa Barton just went, “Wow, what happened there?” So, enjoy procrastinating while allowing yourself to feel like you’re better than Don Rickles, who wants to know why Dave Coulier just offered to blow him, Justin Bieber something…something Usher something…something Superman’s penis, and Seth Rogen checking to see if his breath still smells like Judd Apatow.

It does, and it always will (That’s for Green Hornet, Funny People, and whatever the fuck you were trying to do as Young George Bluth you sonofabitch),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Will Smith Jaden Smith El Hormiguero
    broduhjenner
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    more like “el homoguero”

  2. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Boots
    ruckus
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    Oh these pants? Megan let me borrow them! Cool, huh?

  3. Seth Rogen Smelling Fingers BBC Radio 1 Studios
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    “Huh … why is there hair growing right in the middle of my palm?”

  4. Kate Upton Bra See Through Shirt The Other Woman Set
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    Nobody will agree with me, but she’s actually a lot prettier when she isn’t dressed simply as a flotation device.

  5. Johnny Depp Crazy Face Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    EricLR
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    Looks like all work and no play have made Jack into a douchebag.

  6. Lauren Stoner Bikini
    ruckus
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    She looks like a beached seahorse.

  7. Rob Kardashian Fat Rolled Up Skinny Jeans Khloe Kardashian
    broduhjenner
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    you know you’re fat when you may khloe look good by comparison.

  8. Pink Spread Eagle On Wires Leather Pants
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    The Pink Players present “The Birth of North West”

  9. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Boots
    broduhjenner
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    trying to secure his role in tonto 2.

  10. Rihanna Smoking Two Huge Joints Instagram
    jjohnny p!
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    Hope the pot smell comes out of her Mama’s finest ‘Easter Sunday Church Hat’.

  11. John Stamos Don Rickles Kathy Griffin Bob Saget The Friars Foundation Annual Applause Award Gala
    EricLR
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    I think such an abundance of easy targets just shorted out Don Rickles.

  12. Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples No Bra Spandex Dress
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    Pretty hair for a blow up doll. They don’t usually put that much effort into the parts you can’t have sex with.

  13. John Stamos Don Rickles Kathy Griffin Bob Saget The Friars Foundation Annual Applause Award Gala
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    “We all used to be on hit TV shows.”
    “What’s TV?”

  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger Alligator Boots R20 Initiative Regions of Climate Action
    EricLR
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    These boots are made for stalking.

  15. Pink Spread Eagle On Wires Leather Pants
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    Who…actually…goes to a Pink concert?

  16. Will Smith Jaden Smith El Hormiguero
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    I didn’t know Jeff Goldblum even spoke Spanish.

  17. Will Smith Jaden Smith El Hormiguero
    johnny p!
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    To the Spanish audience, a touching father-son duet.
    To the rest of the doomed world, the perfect harmony notes that re-activate the long dormant engines of Xenu’s Mother Ship.

  18. John Stamos Don Rickles Kathy Griffin Bob Saget The Friars Foundation Annual Applause Award Gala
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    “pssst! What’s da non-Jew doing here??”

    “shhh! He’s good looking”

  19. Jon Voight Sweater Tied Around Shoulders Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    johnny p!
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    “My tits are fine, thanks for askin’!”

  20. Will Smith Jaden Smith El Hormiguero
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    “And now, sir, this is your relevance”

    “…………..”

  21. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Boots
    johnny p!
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    Sloooooooow day for the paps, I guess…

  22. Pink Spread Eagle On Wires Leather Pants
    ghhggh
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    ghghgh

  23. Rob Kardashian Fat Rolled Up Skinny Jeans Khloe Kardashian
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    seriously, lol, this guy is morphing from a wannabe gangsta to a lesbian bull dyke .

    WTF is going on?

  24. Arnold Schwarzenegger Alligator Boots R20 Initiative Regions of Climate Action
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    Its embarrasing that his wearing those ugly, no class, offensive boots when there are so many poor people in the world

    • Hate Mongrel

      Arnold helped all of the poor people who were involved in making those boots when he bought them. And he is helping them even more by wearing the boots in public so others who see the boots and like them will seek them out and buy them for themselves. If your fucking bleeding heart actually gave a shit about poor people you would buy a pair of those boots too.

      • Fuck. Now I need to go buy some alligator boots. For the children.

      • …wait …so …”all of the poor people who were involved in making those boots” are poor because not enough people buy the boots …not because corporations use third-world slave labor and pay them dick …ok, got it …hey, tell ayn i said hi when you get back to galt’s gulch.

  25. Rob Kardashian Fat Rolled Up Skinny Jeans Khloe Kardashian
    SnarkyG
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    Moments before:
    Kris: Remember this. There can only be one….fat Kardashian…

  26. Rob Kardashian Fat Rolled Up Skinny Jeans Khloe Kardashian
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    “We’re never going to get out of the parking lot with a broken hyperdrive. Chewie, hand me the hydrospanner!”

  27. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Boots
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    Congratulations Shia.

    You’ve just become the biggest fucking loser in the history of our species.

    • Mike

      He still has “The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman”, “Nymphomaniac”, and “Fury” that hasn’t come out yet. After that, I’ll more than likely cosign to your statement if nothing comes down the pike.

  28. Rob Kardashian Fat Rolled Up Skinny Jeans Khloe Kardashian
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Wait… is he Magic Johnson’s son too?

  29. Prince Charles Tribute Dinner In Honour Of Lord Sacks
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    “So…so den Michael goes ta me, I’ll take them all, I know a great seamstress!!!”

  30. Rihanna Smoking Two Huge Joints Instagram
    EricLR
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    “Funny Asian impression,” said the waiter, before asking her if she would like the blackened turkey or a raw steak.

  31. Pink Spread Eagle On Wires Leather Pants
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    Remember when musicians used to play instruments and sing?

  32. Taylor Lautner Tracers Set
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    Looks more like “Ron Jeremy on the set of ‘Date Rape’”

  33. Miley Cyrus Underboob Midriff Twitter
    EricLR
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    Peter Pan and the Lost Duh’oys.

  34. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Boots
    EricLR
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    Well, at least he hasn’t had to pawn his favorite velvet pants for heroin…yet.

  35. Prince Charles Tribute Dinner In Honour Of Lord Sacks
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So why do they call him Lord Sacks?

    Oooooooooooh.

  36. Kate Upton Bra See Through Shirt The Other Woman Set
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    Oh my god, she can wear bathing suits AND act!? Don’t even tell me she can act while wearing bathing suit, because that will absolutely just blow my mind. Is there nothing this talented superstar can’t do!? Besides math.

  37. Daniel Radcliffe Noel Coward Theatre
    EricLR
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    Methus Addictus!!

  38. John Stamos Don Rickles Kathy Griffin Bob Saget The Friars Foundation Annual Applause Award Gala
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    Wow, that old bag in the middle looks like shit. Good to see Don Rickles, though.

  39. Armie Hammer
    EricLR
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    Someone told him it’s not 1987, right?

  40. Nick Carter Derpface Backstreet Boys Q102
    EricLR
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    Well, at least we know which one’s the gay one now.

  41. Seth Rogen Smelling Fingers BBC Radio 1 Studios
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    “I’m gonna fuck the shit out of you right after you hold my joint for a minute.”

  42. Will Smith Jaden Smith El Hormiguero
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    Screech points out his favorite parts of his sex tape to anyone that will listen.

  43. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
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    At the point you have to design your wardrobe around a colostomy bag, perhaps it’s time Usher sprang for some anal retreading surgery.

  44. Seth Rogen Smelling Fingers BBC Radio 1 Studios
    EricLR
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    After an audtion, always check your beard for stray Judd Apatow semen.

  45. Jon Voight Sweater Tied Around Shoulders Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    yoop
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    sqeeeeeal like a pig

  46. Martin Lawrence Weight Gain Fat Jowls Jerry Bruckheimer Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    “Mr. Lawrence, how many times would you like to punch Paula Dean in the face?”
    “Eleven.”

  47. Justin Bieber Green Glow On Ass Of Sagging White Pants
    rican
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    So finally we know the identity of the Green Lantern – USHER!… TAN…TAN…TAN!!!

  48. Anais Zanotti Butt Bikini
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    Why is Kris Jenner not claiming this to be Kendall?

  49. Pink Spread Eagle On Wires Leather Pants
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    I’ll take this invitation, but I’ll have to cover her face because with that haircut it’ll feel like I’m fucking Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

  50. Daniel Radcliffe Noel Coward Theatre
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    “You, little fucker in front! Call me ‘Elijah Wood’ one more time and I’ll fuck you up!”

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