The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.24.14

June 24th, 2014 // 318 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I could try to explain to you why you’re looking at a naked boy with flashlight nipples or I could simply move on because now we all know what Michelle Rodriguez‘s vagina is truly capable of. You’ll also find Tom Hardy with what I hope to God are just dental prostheses for a character, Panama Hugh Jackman, which no, sadly, is not is a gay sex euphemism yet, and a Kim v. Kourtney ass off where the loser is clearly all of us. One day our alien overlords will dig up the remains of these asses and conclude that our sudden infatuation with the bovine anus is what signaled the start of our downfall.

Falcock McDickwings knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Cara Delevingne Naked Instagram
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    She’s Terry-proofing herself.

  2. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
    Dbag
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    What can be said that hasn’t already been said about that thing.

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
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    MOOO AS FUCK

  4. Kim Cattrall Wrinkly Face The Leftovers Premiere
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    There’s not much of her original face left over, that’s for sure.

  5. Cara Delevingne Naked Instagram
    Mr. King
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    Do NOT look into the deadlights

  6. Jessica Hart Nipples No Bra Underwear See Through Dress
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    Thigh gap > tooth gap

  7. Jesus H. Christ

    Terry Richardson turns beautiful young models into a lesbians pass it on.

  8. Phoebe Price Wardrobe Malfunction Bra Shirt Blowing Up
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    Tonight on Project Runway, we make clothes from fabric scraps and put them on hideous women.

  9. Cara Delevingne Naked Instagram
    tom
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    She makes me want to punch her hard in the face.

  10. Tom Hardy Rotten Brown Teeth Legend Set
    Chaz
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    With teeth like that, it’s fitting this set is in London.

  11. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
    anonymous
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    Her ass’ gravity is pulling the Caravan toward it.

  12. Kim Cattrall Wrinkly Face The Leftovers Premiere
    tom
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    The Mummy Returns

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
    Chaz
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    If she turned around, I bet you’d see a trunk.

  14. Pete Wentz All Leather Outfit Posing With Fans
    Pickle Nose
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    Don’t know where to start. There’s a lot going on here.

  15. Ashley Greene Smashing Cleavage Into Pierce Gagnons Face Wish I Was Here Premiere
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    Kids these days. They start so young on the motorboating.

  16. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    anonymous
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    At least she pacing her ass shots to every other day now. She doesn’t want to get too overexposed.

  17. Leon Else Bob Rifo Joe Jonas Diesel Black Gold Fashion Show
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    Duck, duck, gay duck.

  18. Ashley Greene Smashing Cleavage Into Pierce Gagnons Face Wish I Was Here Premiere
    Pickle Nose
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    This kid is getting more play in this picture than I got until my sophmore year of college.

  19. Ashley Greene Smashing Cleavage Into Pierce Gagnons Face Wish I Was Here Premiere
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    “I Wish I Was Here”? The kid’s wish came true.

  20. Jessica Hart Nipples No Bra Underwear See Through Dress
    Chaz
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    2 words…Mons Pubis.

  21. Tia Carrere Cleavage Tank Top
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    Schwung.

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
    mamamia
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    Look at this, and then skip a few pics to the pic of Raquel Welch in her 70s. JEEZ!

  23. Elijah Wood Laughing Set Fire To The Stars Gala Screening Edinburgh International Film Festival
    Short Round
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    If he’d finally unbutton the top button on his shirt that alone would reduce the creepiness factor by about 30%.

  24. Tom Hardy Rotten Brown Teeth Legend Set
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    I’m guessing that “The Legend” was not a dentist.

  25. Demi Lovato Cleavage Tight See Through Dress Logo TV Trailblazers Event
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    I’ve always wondered what she would look like with normal makeup, normal clothes, normal hair.

  26. Ashley Greene Smashing Cleavage Into Pierce Gagnons Face Wish I Was Here Premiere
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    Peter Dinklage always scores with the ladies.

  27. Raquel Welch Cleavage Signing Autographs
    diego
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    In every picture of Raquel Welch, there’s Craig T. Nelson in the background saying it all with his eyes.

  28. Cara Delevingne Naked Instagram
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    This may be the first pic of her I have ever seen where my penis said sure he would do her…

  29. Steven Tyler Bare Chest Open Shirt Necklaces Emporio Armani Fashion Show
    Short Round
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    I see Karl Ruprecht Kroenen finally decided to come out of the closet.

  30. Sharon Stone No Makeup Pajama Bottoms
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    She was never really close to as hot as she herself thinks she currently is …

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
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    It’s been said before, but I’ll say it again:

    That’s no moon. It’s a space station.

    It’s too big to be a space station.

    I have a bad feeling about this.

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
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    How nice of her to provide a giant drive in movie screen for everyone in traffic

  33. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
    satan'srighthand74
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    That diaper needs to be changed!

  34. Tia Carrere Cleavage Tank Top
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    Schwing and a Miss!

  35. Cara Delevingne Naked Instagram
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    Is she flagging down a giant lesbian monster?
    Are men finally getting the cunnilingus instructional video we’ve all yearned for?
    Was Michele Rodriguez vaginally challenged and Cara didn’t notice because they were drunk/stoned 99% of the time?

    These are the questions that need answers

  36. Earvin Johnson III Belly Shirt Pulled Up Lisa Raye
    j/k
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    Looks like no one can come up with something funny and PC.

  37. Jennifer Aniston Bra Wardrobe Malfunction The Leftovers Premiere
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    What material is that that’s able to contain the nippasourases????

  38. Hugh Jackman Goatee Moustache Panama Hat
    asleep .
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    fuckin gross.

  39. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
    Hmm
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    Not sure why she’s so fond of white clothing. Super unflattering, she should seriously know better.

  40. Cara Delevingne Naked Instagram
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    Iron Man 4 is looking pretty good.

  41. Leon Else Bob Rifo Joe Jonas Diesel Black Gold Fashion Show
    Natty Ice
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    One of these things is not like the other…

  42. Earvin Johnson III Belly Shirt Pulled Up Lisa Raye
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    Is he/she trying to give Kim a run for her money?
    Just kidding, neither of them can run…

  43. Tom Hardy Rotten Brown Teeth Legend Set
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    “and so friends, we shall send a ship off to the new world, and they shall search for this mythical ‘a dentist’ “

  44. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
    Short Round
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    Good thing the two cars didn’t park side by side. No insurance provider covers this kind of damage. Not since the first time it happened.

  45. Elijah Wood Laughing Set Fire To The Stars Gala Screening Edinburgh International Film Festival
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    More like “set fire to his breath”

  46. Jessica Hart Nipples No Bra Underwear See Through Dress
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    That is one smoking hot body

  47. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    Fish, your disguises are becoming more and more believable. Where does the stalker end and the vagabond begin?

  48. Pete Wentz All Leather Outfit Posing With Fans
    ElPollodiablo
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    4 ft, 4’6 with the douche bangs

  49. Pete Wentz All Leather Outfit Posing With Fans
    Forrest Gump
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    Derpfest.

  50. Jennifer Aniston Bra Wardrobe Malfunction The Leftovers Premiere
    Bob
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    Fiancee’s movie or not, if I were Jennifer Aniston I think I would avoid going anywhere where my name would be associated with “leftovers”.

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