The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.24.14

June 24th, 2014 // 318 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I could try to explain to you why you’re looking at a naked boy with flashlight nipples or I could simply move on because now we all know what Michelle Rodriguez‘s vagina is truly capable of. You’ll also find Tom Hardy with what I hope to God are just dental prostheses for a character, Panama Hugh Jackman, which no, sadly, is not is a gay sex euphemism yet, and a Kim v. Kourtney ass off where the loser is clearly all of us. One day our alien overlords will dig up the remains of these asses and conclude that our sudden infatuation with the bovine anus is what signaled the start of our downfall.

Falcock McDickwings knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hugh Jackman Goatee Moustache Panama Hat
    Swearin
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    Where in the world is Carlos Sanfrancisco?

  2. Tom Hardy Rotten Brown Teeth Legend Set
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    That’s why nobody cared who he was until he put on the mask.

    • Actually, he was already recognized as a very talented actor before The Dark Knight Rises. Obviously you haven’t watched his other successful movies, like Bronson and Inception.

      • You failed to mention his greatest role ever, playing Jean Luc Picard’s Romulan-raised clone in Star Trek: Nemesis. Nevertheless, the fact that you felt the need to respond to enlighten the masses of his prior films proves my point: Nobody cared who he was until he point on the mask.

  3. Sharon Stone No Makeup Pajama Bottoms
    Swearin
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    Ah, the unspoken benefits of senility.

  4. Pete Wentz All Leather Outfit Posing With Fans
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    “I’m gonna make you look good, Pete!”

  5. Hunter King Butt Wish I Was Here Premiere
    Swearin
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    Little sister might’ve gotten the talent, but big sister got the bod.

  6. Leon Else Bob Rifo Joe Jonas Diesel Black Gold Fashion Show
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    “Smell no evil” isn’t a thing. That’s why the other guys aren’t joining in.

  7. Earvin Johnson III Belly Shirt Pulled Up Lisa Raye
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    Fuck PC — I’m here to be censored: That’s a huge bitch

  8. Raquel Welch Cleavage Signing Autographs
    celebutard
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    “What the hell is that? Are you making fun of my dancing?”

  9. Hugh Jackman Goatee Moustache Panama Hat
    Badman
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    We are (into) Anonymous (sex with men)

  10. Angelina Jolie Nipples No Bra Maleficent Photo Call Tokyo
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    I’m pretty sure my cat’s tail is thicker than her right wrist.

  11. Pete Wentz All Leather Outfit Posing With Fans
    Spleen
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    Should be his next album cover.

  12. Tom Hardy Rotten Brown Teeth Legend Set
    fuckface
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    The hair says Jon Hamm.
    The teeth say Shane MacGowan.

  13. Steven Tyler Bare Chest Open Shirt Necklaces Emporio Armani Fashion Show
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    There’s those fripples you were looking for, Zaloog.

  14. Sharon Stone No Makeup Pajama Bottoms
    Spleen
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    They all look good after setting eyes on Kim K. earlier.

  15. Tia Carrere Cleavage Tank Top
    gumbypokey
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    Yes.

  16. Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butt Short Shorts
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    Is it not uncomfortable, walking around with your ass slowly gobbling up your clothing?

  17. Earvin Johnson III Belly Shirt Pulled Up Lisa Raye
    fuckface
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    “OHHHH! I just LOVE your hand bag!”
    “Thanks! I love yours, too!”
    “Kisses!”

  18. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
    TheO
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    I see they finally gave Kim her own lane of traffic.

  19. Sharon Stone No Makeup Pajama Bottoms
    Miley Cyrusis aslut
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    Wow, all that smokin’ weed and posing for Terry Richardson has sure aged Miley Cyrus…

  20. Ashley Greene Smashing Cleavage Into Pierce Gagnons Face Wish I Was Here Premiere
    TheO
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    That smile says it all. Well played kid.

  21. Cara Delevingne Naked Instagram
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    Fuck this ugly bitch and the nepotism horse she rode in on.

  22. Leon Else Bob Rifo Joe Jonas Diesel Black Gold Fashion Show
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    It’s alright sir they can’t see you. Now, which one ass raped you in the men’s room?

  23. Tom Hardy Rotten Brown Teeth Legend Set
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    Did you need to add in “London”? The teeth were self explanatory.

  24. Elijah Wood Laughing Set Fire To The Stars Gala Screening Edinburgh International Film Festival
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    I am convinced he is covered from the neck down in Mexican gangbanger tattoos, that has to be why he always wears these shirts with the buttons all the way up to his neck.

  25. Pete Wentz All Leather Outfit Posing With Fans
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    Why exactly does Pete Wentz need a bodyguard?

  26. Phoebe Price Wardrobe Malfunction Bra Shirt Blowing Up
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    Look at this totally candid shot of an unexpected happening!

  27. Ashley Greene Smashing Cleavage Into Pierce Gagnons Face Wish I Was Here Premiere
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    This kid has the right idea.

  28. Tom Hardy Rotten Brown Teeth Legend Set
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    Hedley & Wyche is the toothpaste that makes brushing a pleasure. That’s because its mild cleaning agent is enhanced by two teaspoons of pure cane sugar, for a smile that says “Yum, that was good!”

    Hedley & Wyche. The British toothpaste. You don’t have to brush your teeth every week – but you just might want to!

  29. Leon Else Bob Rifo Joe Jonas Diesel Black Gold Fashion Show
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    Clearly the guy in the middle just had his hand in Jonas’s ass and is now sniffing it.

  30. Earvin Johnson III Belly Shirt Pulled Up Lisa Raye
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    Fucking nasty, dude hit the gym, your dad is a pro athlete and you are rich as shit, get a fucking trainer.

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
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    This woman is pretty much perfectly shaped…hawt.

  32. Jessica Hart Nipples No Bra Underwear See Through Dress
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    Definitely worth hitting “view full size”.

  33. Phoebe Price Wardrobe Malfunction Bra Shirt Blowing Up
    Senor Trout
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    Somewhere, Steven Segal is stroking to this photo.

  34. Raquel Welch Cleavage Signing Autographs
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    She is like a 100 years older than Lindsay Lohan and looks 3 times as good, WTF kind of sorcery is this?

  35. Earvin Johnson III Belly Shirt Pulled Up Lisa Raye
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    Donald Sterling was wrong. This is Magic’s punishment.

  36. Violeteyes Bikini Dickwings
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    I like Falcock, we should go with that.

  37. Leon Else Bob Rifo Joe Jonas Diesel Black Gold Fashion Show
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    Who? Who? And who cares.

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
    Michael
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    I think I’ll shut up about Nikki Minaj’s huge ass. Kim is just retarded with that tank ass.

  39. Leon Else Bob Rifo Joe Jonas Diesel Black Gold Fashion Show
    Michael
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    Douche. Chills.

  40. Earvin Johnson III Belly Shirt Pulled Up Lisa Raye
    MZ MIZRY
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    note to self:
    in case of children= dont tell them early that they are already multi-millionaires.

  41. Earvin Johnson III Belly Shirt Pulled Up Lisa Raye
    MZ MIZRY
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    also my ankles are hurting like hell.

  42. Kim Cattrall Wrinkly Face The Leftovers Premiere
    JOAN RIVVERS
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    OMG WHOS FACE IS THAT?????

  43. Jessica Hart Nipples No Bra Underwear See Through Dress
    Motorboat Captain
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    Soooo…. why don’t we have the full set?

  44. Violeteyes Bikini Dickwings
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    When did Chris Elliott get tattoos?

  45. Violeteyes Bikini Dickwings
    MZ MIZRY
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    the tide still hasnt come back in.

  46. Nancy Shevell Butt Bikini Paul McCartney Yacht
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    It’s cute that the hottie brought her mom along, but I don’t see anyone likely to be called “Paul” in this picture.

  47. Leon Else Bob Rifo Joe Jonas Diesel Black Gold Fashion Show
    donkeylicks
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    The name of their band is Joe Goes to Hollywood.

  48. Earvin Johnson III Belly Shirt Pulled Up Lisa Raye
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    I’m glad we’re moving away from the cis-gendered label-based mentality because I sure as hell don’t have a word for this.

  49. Phoebe Price Wardrobe Malfunction Bra Shirt Blowing Up
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    How is this even legal.

  50. Jessica Hart Nipples No Bra Underwear See Through Dress
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    I actually really like this dress. :/

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