The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.24.14

June 24th, 2014 // 318 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I could try to explain to you why you’re looking at a naked boy with flashlight nipples or I could simply move on because now we all know what Michelle Rodriguez‘s vagina is truly capable of. You’ll also find Tom Hardy with what I hope to God are just dental prostheses for a character, Panama Hugh Jackman, which no, sadly, is not is a gay sex euphemism yet, and a Kim v. Kourtney ass off where the loser is clearly all of us. One day our alien overlords will dig up the remains of these asses and conclude that our sudden infatuation with the bovine anus is what signaled the start of our downfall.

Falcock McDickwings knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Pete Wentz All Leather Outfit Posing With Fans
    ultra
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    For a second, I thought this was the Special Olympics.

  2. Raquel Welch Cleavage Signing Autographs
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    She should be sued for false marketing the aging process.

  3. Pete Wentz All Leather Outfit Posing With Fans
    Josephus
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    On the heels of “Fat Mac,” the upcoming season of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” will now feature “Twatwaffle Mac.”

  4. Demi Lovato Cleavage Tight See Through Dress Logo TV Trailblazers Event
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    The Spanx is strong with this one.

  5. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
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    I would love to make a snarky comment here, but given that a short while ago I was ogling Kelly Osbourne’s butt, I no longer feel I have the right to judge posteriors.

  6. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    Capt. A
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    Does she ever surf?

  7. Kim Cattrall Wrinkly Face The Leftovers Premiere
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    Somebody at HBO has a pretty mean sense of humor.

  8. Sharon Stone No Makeup Pajama Bottoms
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    “Gramma’s got a brand new bag! HEY!!!!”

  9. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Braids Instagram
    Josephus
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    I believe it was Jesus who said, “on this cross I suffer, so those who follow might showeth thine titties in My name. Amen.”

  10. Jessica Hart Nipples No Bra Underwear See Through Dress
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    “I can see clearly now, the rain is gone….”

  11. Phoebe Price Wardrobe Malfunction Bra Shirt Blowing Up
    Josephus
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    The banner ad above YoureDoingItWrong.com.

  12. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    jeff
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    gold-digger

  13. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I didn’t think it was possible, but after 1400 photos of the same pose, she has managed to make me long to see her face.

  14. Hugh Jackman Goatee Moustache Panama Hat
    charlesatlas
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    Spy vs Spy?

  15. Violeteyes Bikini Dickwings
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    He Red-Bulled his rod? Phoenixed his penis? Pigeoned the smidgen?

  16. Jessica Hart Nipples No Bra Underwear See Through Dress
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    Nom.

  17. Violeteyes Bikini Dickwings
    jeff
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    no…just…NO

  18. Tom Hardy Rotten Brown Teeth Legend Set
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    This is what happens when you’re born and raised in darkness.

  19. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
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    So there’s an IMAX drive-in now?

  20. Cara Delevingne Naked Instagram
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    Is her ass no entry too?

  21. Pete Wentz All Leather Outfit Posing With Fans
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    “Neo, its me Mexican Morpheus. He took the douche pill. We are going to go buy some Tapout shirts.”

  22. Tom Hardy Rotten Brown Teeth Legend Set
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    Braces? It would be extremely painful.

  23. Jessica Hart Nipples No Bra Underwear See Through Dress
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    I’m pretty sure this isn’t another picture of Ava London.

  24. Sharon Stone No Makeup Pajama Bottoms
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    Timeless. Classy. Sophisticated. All words that will never be used to describe that outfit.

  25. Leon Else Bob Rifo Joe Jonas Diesel Black Gold Fashion Show
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    Their new band, Poser Explosion, looks amazing.

  26. Phoebe Price Wardrobe Malfunction Bra Shirt Blowing Up
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    This is some bullshit.

  27. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    “It’s a clock on a big gold chain, you sure you haven’t seen it?”

  28. Tom Hardy Rotten Brown Teeth Legend Set
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    Ever heard of a toothbrush, dude?

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
    Odbarc
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    Adult Diaper Model KK sporting how seamless their new “Change-it-once-a-week” design looks and can fit into any dress.

  30. Hugh Jackman Goatee Moustache Panama Hat
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    The poor man’s Leon Redbone.

  31. Jennifer Aniston Bra Wardrobe Malfunction The Leftovers Premiere
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    How can it be Jennifer Aniston if there’s no fripples?

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
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    Disgusting.

  33. Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butt Short Shorts
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    That’s actually tolerable, but alas she is a Kardashian so…disgusting.

  34. Demi Lovato Cleavage Tight See Through Dress Logo TV Trailblazers Event
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    Thick.

  35. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
    kunta kinte
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    B L A C K _ P E E

  36. Ashley Greene Smashing Cleavage Into Pierce Gagnons Face Wish I Was Here Premiere
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    I wish I was there too, kid.

  37. Leon Else Bob Rifo Joe Jonas Diesel Black Gold Fashion Show
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    Assholes.

  38. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    jessica
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    Remember; we’re all human, and big girls need love too.

  39. Tia Carrere Cleavage Tank Top
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    Still would.

  40. Sharon Stone No Makeup Pajama Bottoms
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    Still crazy!

  41. Earvin Johnson III Belly Shirt Pulled Up Lisa Raye
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    His ass looks better than Kim K’s!

  42. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
    Little Tongue
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    The things you see at a Walmart parking lot.

  43. Hunter King Butt Wish I Was Here Premiere
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    Very nice.

  44. Jessica Hart Nipples No Bra Underwear See Through Dress
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    Nice gap.

  45. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Braids Instagram
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    Love the tits.

  46. Leon Else Bob Rifo Joe Jonas Diesel Black Gold Fashion Show
    fred
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    Isn’t that event put on by the LGBT Club at Howard University?

  47. Raquel Welch Cleavage Signing Autographs
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    My god. She looks great.

  48. Jessica Hart Nipples No Bra Underwear See Through Dress
    fred
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    The perfect dress for when Aunt Flo comes to visit.

  49. Steven Tyler Bare Chest Open Shirt Necklaces Emporio Armani Fashion Show
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    Cover up, please. You don’t want Hank Baskett calling you.

  50. Nikki Lund Nipples See Through White Bikini
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    I have no idea who she is but she can come over and run through my sprinkler if she wants.

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