The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.24.14

June 24th, 2014 // 318 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I could try to explain to you why you’re looking at a naked boy with flashlight nipples or I could simply move on because now we all know what Michelle Rodriguez‘s vagina is truly capable of. You’ll also find Tom Hardy with what I hope to God are just dental prostheses for a character, Panama Hugh Jackman, which no, sadly, is not is a gay sex euphemism yet, and a Kim v. Kourtney ass off where the loser is clearly all of us. One day our alien overlords will dig up the remains of these asses and conclude that our sudden infatuation with the bovine anus is what signaled the start of our downfall.

Falcock McDickwings knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jennifer Aniston Bra Wardrobe Malfunction The Leftovers Premiere
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    Now she’s just rubbing it in Angelina’s face. Which is a movie I’d actually go see.

  2. Leon Else Bob Rifo Joe Jonas Diesel Black Gold Fashion Show
    Short Round
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    The Usual Gay Suspects

  3. Earvin Johnson III Belly Shirt Pulled Up Lisa Raye
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If Magic actually contracted a life threatening disease 20 years ago, he’d be rolling over in his grave right now.

  4. Cara Delevingne Naked Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Someone should tell Cara she’s doing “free the nipple” all wrong.

  5. Hugh Jackman Goatee Moustache Panama Hat
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m guessing that the V isn’t for Vagina.

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
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    the bra with backless dress is a really classy look.

  7. Jennifer Aniston Bra Wardrobe Malfunction The Leftovers Premiere
    Jimmy
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    Boring mannequin. If you like that, just go for Heidi Montag

  8. Nancy Shevell Butt Bikini Paul McCartney Yacht
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    Well, at least she’s got two legs

  9. Sharon Stone No Makeup Pajama Bottoms
    Short Round
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    Apparently she no longer gives a fuck either. Quickly turning into the female John Malkovich.

  10. Steven Tyler Bare Chest Open Shirt Necklaces Emporio Armani Fashion Show
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    So … you want us to get you some strong whiskey?

  11. Leon Else Bob Rifo Joe Jonas Diesel Black Gold Fashion Show
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    Is there a sale at Hot Topic?

  12. Sharon Stone No Makeup Pajama Bottoms
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Please keep your legs crossed at all times, even with pants on.

  13. Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butt Short Shorts
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    Hey, maggiore, check this pick and the next one. Ball’s in your court.

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
    BigGirl
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    wow

  15. Hunter King Butt Wish I Was Here Premiere
    Short Round
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    Hunter King… that’s actually a name?! Ahh, who cares. She’s HOT!

  16. Steven Tyler Bare Chest Open Shirt Necklaces Emporio Armani Fashion Show
    Cock Dr
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    So nasty….and not in a good way either.

  17. Tom Hardy Rotten Brown Teeth Legend Set
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    “Do I make you haw-ney as I file your tax return?! Yeah! Do I?!”

  18. Pete Wentz All Leather Outfit Posing With Fans
    kaschuh
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    day program had an outing to Old Country Buffet

  19. Tom Hardy Rotten Brown Teeth Legend Set
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    When in Rome…errrr…London.

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
    Cock Dr
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    She should sell that space for ads. It is as big as a billboard.
    A burger place should hop right on that…..MOOOOOOO

  21. Tia Carrere Cleavage Tank Top
    Just Saying...
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    My Dream Girl!
    (back in 1992)

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
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    Every time someone posts a photo of her looking all Photoshopped and decent, they should also have to look at this photo as a reminder.

  23. Kourtney Kardashian Huge Butt Short Shorts
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    Moo2

  24. Cara Delevingne Naked Instagram
    Real Deal
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    Lloyd…Lloyd…LLOYD!!!!!

  25. Phoebe Price Wardrobe Malfunction Bra Shirt Blowing Up
    Cock Dr
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    Paper towels don’t make good articles of clothing.

  26. Jessica Hart Nipples No Bra Underwear See Through Dress
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    Mind the gap.

  27. Sharon Stone No Makeup Pajama Bottoms
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    “HAAAAAAA! What up bitches!!!!!!”

  28. Jessica Hart Nipples No Bra Underwear See Through Dress
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    Less is more.

  29. Kim Cattrall Wrinkly Face The Leftovers Premiere
    satan'srighthand74
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    Mannequin 4: The Plastic Lives

  30. Phoebe Price Wardrobe Malfunction Bra Shirt Blowing Up
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    Please, unless she is personally paying you a very large amount of money, stop posting photos of her.

    • jeff

      You may be on to something. I think Photo Boy has taken a page from Francois and Brandy Navarre playbook over at x17-online, and is now accepting “gratuites and remediation” to run photos & stories for (non)celebrities.

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
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    Needs some tuba music

  32. Violeteyes Bikini Dickwings
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    featherballs?

  33. Cara Delevingne Naked Instagram
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    So, no entry down below, but I’m cleared for landing up top? Okay.

  34. Steven Tyler Bare Chest Open Shirt Necklaces Emporio Armani Fashion Show
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    “Chinese , Japanese Look at these!!”

  35. Earvin Johnson III Belly Shirt Pulled Up Lisa Raye
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    “It’s a pregnant Carl from Jimmy Neutron . “

  36. Jennifer Aniston Bra Wardrobe Malfunction The Leftovers Premiere
    CK
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    I hope she ages well.

  37. Demi Lovato Cleavage Tight See Through Dress Logo TV Trailblazers Event
    CK
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    One’s an ‘innie’ and one’s an ‘outie’.

    Her knees, I mean.

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
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    Stephanie Kwolek, the inventor of Kevlar, died recently. But for her, this photo could have been a lot worse.

  39. Pete Wentz All Leather Outfit Posing With Fans
    CK
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    Do paparazzi cameras now come with “doofus” instagram filters, or is this real life I’m seeing?

  40. Steven Tyler Bare Chest Open Shirt Necklaces Emporio Armani Fashion Show
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    OK, so the shirt lapels are attached to the corners of the mouth? Granted, I have been wrong before (see ‘West, K.; leather jogging pants’), but I’m fairly sure this won’t be catching on.

  41. Ashley Greene Smashing Cleavage Into Pierce Gagnons Face Wish I Was Here Premiere
    CK
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    Not pictured:
    His other hand working ’round back.

  42. Ashley Greene Smashing Cleavage Into Pierce Gagnons Face Wish I Was Here Premiere
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    Many guys wish they were there.

  43. Earvin Johnson III Belly Shirt Pulled Up Lisa Raye
    CK
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    At least we don’t see boxers hiked up with those droopy pants.

    Or a thong.

  44. Sharon Stone No Makeup Pajama Bottoms
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    Gary Busey. I swear, I thought it was Gary Busey

  45. Demi Lovato Cleavage Tight See Through Dress Logo TV Trailblazers Event
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    Interesting that after the Kim K. pic, nobody is complaining about her weight today.

    • Michael

      Please. Kim K makes Demi look like Jenn Seltzer. Let’s just enjoy her figure for now, because it’ll probably blow up in the future.

  46. Violeteyes Bikini Dickwings
    CK
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    Cockwing?

  47. Hugh Jackman Goatee Moustache Panama Hat
    renotastic
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    Panama Jackman.

  48. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Miniskirt Bra Hanging Out Of Top
    Ahab
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    THAR SHE BLOWS !!!!!

  49. Steven Tyler Bare Chest Open Shirt Necklaces Emporio Armani Fashion Show
    ultra
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    Janet Dickinson’s looking hotter these days.

  50. Steven Tyler Bare Chest Open Shirt Necklaces Emporio Armani Fashion Show
    ultra
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    Janice Dickinson’s looking hotter these days.

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