The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.21.11

June 21st, 2011 // 607 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring LeAnn Rimes still tweeting pics of herself in a bikini because she’s so healthy, healthy, “why won’t anyone believe I’m healthy?!” Alcide in GQ for the True Blood fans who like shirtless dudes with sick, crazy abs that ain’t so tough, and Britney Spears unleashing her Doomsday Device until we bring her the McNuggets. “ALL the McNuggets…”

Hope you like goat porn,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Joe Manganiello True Blood GQ
    Jess
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    nomnomnom

  2. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    The Critical Crassness
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    This girl looks more and more like she was built by a committee every time she posts a picture.

  3. Donatella Versace
    Slouch
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    Take evasive action. It’s a trap!

  4. Dr Dre
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    He started that gangsta shit, and the mothafuckin’ clothes don’t fit.

  5. Britney Spears Upskirt
    The Critical Crassness
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    “Britney Spears wears panties! Britney Spears wears panties!”

  6. Donatella Versace
    The Critical Crassness
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    Who is this middle aged Italian man and why is he wearing a dress?

  7. Dr Dre
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    Nothin’ comes out when he moves his lips, just a buncha gibberish.

  8. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    AleisterCrowley
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    Now I don’t have to just imagine what French Stewart looks like in a bikini.

  9. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    wtf bruh
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    LeAnn Rimes looks fine as Britney and Khloe look fine. These chicks are scrutinized whether they’re too skinny or got a little meat on the bones, just because they are in the public eye. Whats the big deal? How about the authors of this site and other criticizers post pics of themselves in bathing suits and let us prod, pick and make smart comments.

    • BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

      She only tweeted that picture because she’s too busy to go and stand in a window in bangkok.

    • fap

      How about someone pays all of us the same megabucks these mediawhores get for poncing around like a douche, THEN we’ll all go post pics of ourselves in bikinis and speedos for your perusal.

      Till then we’ll say what we like about these overpaid, overprivileged dumbarses, ya?

    • kimmykimkim

      Newbie!

    • wtf bruh

      Excuse me, as I wasn’t aware I was in the presence of such greatness in you folks. Since you guys are such uber-perfect beings that judge every flaw on your path to world dominance… Why aren’t you famous, raking in mega cheese and flaunting like these media whores? That’s right, you’re all the idiots that post the identical kinds of photos but instead on Facebook, the outlet for inflated egos and a false sense of status . Slide your own dick out of your throat and get over yourself.

      • i like that you are criticizing people who criticize celebrities. way to take a stand and do something meaningful with your time!

      • fap

        wtf duh is prob what’shername above, she seems desperate enough to be reading the responses posting these pics generate in the slander forums. Totally nailed it with face like a chinaman though.

    • susana

      The reason we are “picking” on her is because she voluntarily posts these pictures herself. People are not invading her home (because frankly, no one cares about her). She is the one desperate for attention so if you want to post basically naked pictures of yourself, you should expect scrutiny. If I posted pics of myself in a bikini I’d expect criticism but I am choosing not to. So don’t tell me to because I don’t want those comments.

      was your comment for real? wth brah?

  10. Christina Hendricks Critics Choice Television Awards
    The Critical Crassness
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    Once she covers up her major assets, she looks just like all the rest of the fat assed, stringy haired redheads in California.

    • MrsWrong

      actually, a ginge without freckles but with huge boobs is rare, plus her hair isn’t stringy so once again your sphincter seems to have control of the keyboard

  11. Heidi Klum
    AleisterCrowley
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    I hope their kids don’t have the same fucked up face disease that Seal does.

  12. Adam Scott Critics Choice Television Awards
    Finger Me
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    Drugs are bad. You shouldn’t do drugs, mkay.

  13. Leighton Meester I Hate You Dad
    The Critical Crassness
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    Hey Selena, where’s Justin Bieber?

  14. Amanda Seyfried
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    The slope of her forehead keeps most of the sun from getting in her eyes.

  15. Nicki Minaj
    hbw
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    Blowjobs: You’re doing them wrong

  16. Matt Lauer
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    “Gaydar is telling me to go towards the men’s room…”

  17. Chuck Lidell
    The Critical Crassness
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    This is what happens when you spend all your time in the gym,sniffing scent killer sprays made for hunters.

  18. Kim Kardashian
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    Must have ended, since the curtain looks like it’s coming down.

  19. Dr Dre
    The Critical Crassness
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    Are you sure this isn’t his twin brother, Dr.Duh?

  20. Dominic Cooper The Devils Double
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    He looks more like a male Mila Kunis double.

  21. Joe Manganiello True Blood GQ
    AleisterCrowley
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    He’s not feeling those chicks. Replace one of those girls with Lance Bass and he just might lose those pants.

  22. Wilmer Valderrama
    hbw
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    Sure, you can stick it in my ass for $100 caassh money!

  23. Joe Manganiello True Blood GQ
    Colin
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    Woof. Um, because he’s a werewolf.

  24. Lacey Schwimmer Critics Choice Television Awards
    The Critical Crassness
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    Don’t know if she is a Schwimmer or not, but I bet floating is no problem~

  25. Andy Garcia
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    Stay thirsty, my friends.

  26. Jeff Goldblum
    The Critical Crassness
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    Who’s fleece blanket did he steal to have that coat made?

  27. Robert Pattinson Cosmopolis
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    His jaw hurts from fluffing the A-listers.

  28. Jessica Biel Total Recall
    AleisterCrowley
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    I wish they would still use broke down, pitiful, fat Arnold instead of Channing Tatum or whoever the hell is taking his place.

  29. Dwight Howard El Hormiguero
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    Somewhere in Hollywood Chelsea Handler is masturbating furiously to this picture.

  30. Donatella Versace
    Colin
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    RuPaul’s Drag Race is going downhill.

  31. Ashley Greene
    The Critical Crassness
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    Somehow I don’t think this is exactly what the producer meant when he said, “Ashley get bigger jugs!”.

  32. Nicki Minaj
    fartbucket
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    The face of an 8 o’clock poo showing up at 7:30.

  33. Donatella Versace
    AleisterCrowley
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    Lady Gaga in ten years.

  34. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
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    I don’t know if she’s healthy but she’s fug as hell, that’s fo sure!!

  35. Nicki Minaj
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Just look in to those eyes and tell me you’d still eat a Hersheys Kiss

  36. Nicki Minaj
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    Her dress is picking up satellite radio and it’s broadcasting through her grill.

  37. Chuck Lidell
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    Now that Keanu’s happy, Chuck is trying to bring back the “Sad Jason” of shirt.woot fame.

  38. Adam Scott Critics Choice Television Awards
    AleisterCrowley
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    I don’t know who this is but he couldn’t look more like an ostrich if he tried.

  39. Weird Al Yankovic Bad Teacher Premiere
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    The apple isn’t ready yet so he’s putting it back where he got it.

  40. Britney Spears Upskirt
    SIN
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    OMG!! She actually wore some thig under that thin skirt.

  41. Donatella Versace
    lemon
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    I thought Lindsay Lohan was under house arrest?

  42. Joe Manganiello True Blood GQ
    Carrie
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    I’d hit that. All of that.

  43. Amanda Seyfried
    The Critical Crassness
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    Normally a picture of Amanda with a tight top, hugging those big breasts like a second skin would be worthy of at least two or three looks. However, the sun reflecting off of another large body part is blinding me, so I can’t really see her breastwork clearly.

  44. Wilmer Valderrama
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    This is the face of goatse.cx . Enjoy your gum.

  45. Matt Lauer
    The Critical Crassness
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    “Dear Ask Men, If Iheat on my wife with this really cute guy I just met in the men’s room is it really considered cheating!”

  46. TracyJ

    She should have saved the money on the boob job for her face. Woof.

  47. Miss USA Rima Fakih Bikini
    AleisterCrowley
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    Is it not possible for a belly button to look like it belongs to a human?

  48. Kim Kardashian
    The Critical Crassness
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    Clearly her ass is in violation of at least three city ordinances….but the most important one is the need to have a “Wide Load” sign posted when moving that thing on the highway or sidewalk.

  49. Joe Manganiello True Blood GQ
    suck it
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    Mmmm… sexy

  50. Kim Kardashian
    SIN
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    Shouldn’t she be required by law to have an “OverSized Load” sign?

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