The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.21.11

June 21st, 2011 // 607 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring LeAnn Rimes still tweeting pics of herself in a bikini because she’s so healthy, healthy, “why won’t anyone believe I’m healthy?!” Alcide in GQ for the True Blood fans who like shirtless dudes with sick, crazy abs that ain’t so tough, and Britney Spears unleashing her Doomsday Device until we bring her the McNuggets. “ALL the McNuggets…”

Hope you like goat porn,

- The Superficial

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  1. Donatella Versace
    Ew
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    Would rather fuck the ninja turtle

  2. Nicki Minaj
    Amy
    Commented on this photo:

    Huh, RuPaul’s in two pics today.

  3. Danny DeVito Ru Paul Critics Choice Television Awards
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Och aye the NO!!!!

  4. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    Turd Ferguson
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    Ewwww.
    Boney body. Cliche tattoo. Horse Face. And she hasnt a clue to to apply makeup or how much to use.

    PASS.

  5. Danny DeVito Ru Paul Critics Choice Television Awards
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ru forgot to tuck”.

  6. Weird Al Yankovic Bad Teacher Premiere
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Stephen Hawking is Newton!

  7. Dean keaton

    Why isn’t she standing in a trailer park? She looks like she could co- star in”my name is Earl as a midget stripper

  8. Weird Al Yankovic Bad Teacher Premiere
    Throjo
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    About time New York City had a premiere.

  9. Dwight Howard El Hormiguero
    Ew
    Commented on this photo:

    Needs to work on his chest

  10. Lacey Schwimmer Critics Choice Television Awards
    Just a Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Great Tits for a Dancer.

  11. Jessica Biel Total Recall
    Deacon Jones
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    they better show her bare ass in the movie…otherwise, what’s the point of having her?

  12. Adam Scott Critics Choice Television Awards
    Turd Ferguson
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    Derrick has a Mangina…

  13. Jude Law
    Turd Ferguson
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    Here’s Johnny.

  14. Small Asian Penis

    She is such a slag.

  15. Leighton Meester I Hate You Dad
    Turd Ferguson
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    I hate her Dad, too.

  16. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon
    rough sexy
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    Wow, Danny Devito and Rupaul looks more of a twin than those two.

    Now you see, how different weights varies, but still hot? The difference between other fat chicks and Kristina is I would actually risk a demeaning NO from her.

    If Heff ever done a double decker with those two he has nothing to regret.

  17. Matt Lauer
    Deacon Jones
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    “…throw the Jew down da well !!! “

  18. tank

    youd think the guy with the camera could have given her a sandwich

  19. Leighton Meester I Hate You Dad
    Just a Guy
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    She needs a Boob job ASAP.

  20. Kim Kardashian
    Deacon Jones
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    I wonder if the toilet seat rolls its eyes when it sees that fucking thing coming at it.

  21. Cock Dr

    Meth or anorexia.

    • Carla V.

      Or the diuretic properties of Eddie Cibrian’s cum, because this ‘rexomorphing started about the same time she bought & paid for that bag of douche.

  22. Dwight Howard El Hormiguero
    Deacon Jones
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    Ahhh….Looks like Tyra is up to her dieting antics again….

  23. Adam Scott Critics Choice Television Awards
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Yeah officer, move the nose a bit to the left and that’s him.

  24. Dr Dre
    pdan
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    Now how could someone forget about a face like that?

  25. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Just because they serve you, doesn’t mean they like you.

  26. Danny DeVito Ru Paul Critics Choice Television Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    “Water, my ass! Bring this guy some Limoncello!”

  27. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    Grace
    Commented on this photo:

    So, explain something to me… why does she keep on posting bikini pictures of herself? Does she honestly think she’s all that? (I’m asking for real.)

  28. Joe Manganiello True Blood GQ
    Rooster Cogburn
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    Why am I always the only guy and can somebody put a top on that girl? Gross.

  29. Britney Spears Upskirt
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    Here’s the church and here’s the steeple, open the door and here’s all the peop…whoa! Watch out for the giant pa-gina!

  30. Christina Hendricks Critics Choice Television Awards
    Grace
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    I’ll say it – she’s looking amazing there!

  31. Mandy

    Even Megan Fox, who people constantly say is too skinny, has more meat on her bones. It’s weird that some women don’t realize that people don’t want to see your actual bones. You should have enough body fat so they aren’t sticking out everywhere.

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/steven-spielberg-fired-megan-fox-transformers-bikini-06-2011
    http://www.thesuperficial.com/steven-spielberg-fired-megan-fox-transformers-bikini-06-2011/0620-megan-fox-bikini-27

    • welldoneson

      Bones are a frame. Your body should be within its frame.
      If your bones don’t show it’s like you’re a swollen deformity.
      We’re not supposed to have hundreds of pounds of flab
      hanging from us.

  32. Daily Moisturizing

    I think it is also disturbing that her trainer thinks this is her being healthy and toned. Her chest appears to be caving in.

  33. Jeff Goldblum
    Turd Ferguson
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    Urquel is back hurray.

  34. Kim Kardashian
    pdan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Kim Kardashian at a screening of [sic] in Beverly Hills. ”

    I’ll give the caption-drafter the benefit of the doubt, and assume he couldn’t see around her ass to figure out what the screening was.

  35. Danny DeVito Ru Paul Critics Choice Television Awards
    mentok
    Commented on this photo:

    Goddamn, these reboots suck.

  36. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
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    Mr. T pities the fool that doesn’t hide the boob-space with more necklaces. But then again, any more than that would probably break her neck.

  37. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
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    my my someone is early in putting up halloween decorations

  38. Joe Manganiello True Blood GQ
    Daily Moisturizing
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Justin Beiber or Emma Watson giving the “i’m not a twelve your old boy, please touch my breasts” look?

  39. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    HumpinFrog
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d pee in her fat ass butt. Fatty!

  40. Britney Spears Upskirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she write a song about jellyfish?

  41. Donatella Versace
    Commented on this photo:

    Turtle power!

  42. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    TetterkeT
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew LeAnn Rimes was such a narcissist?

  43. Adam Scott Critics Choice Television Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he there to accept the Most Lopsided Chin award?

  44. Nicki Minaj
    mentok
    Commented on this photo:

    It was at that moment, that Nicki realized that Mr. Sparkles, dildotic vibration extraordinaire, had just made his worldwide debut.

  45. Christina Hendricks Critics Choice Television Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face lost some weight. My guess would be from all the chewing.

  46. Joe Manganiello True Blood GQ
    It wasn't always like this
    Commented on this photo:

    GQ = Gay Quiche

  47. Leighton Meester I Hate You Dad
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sorry miss, I’m only the hostess – and we don’t do returns on burritos.”

  48. Chuck Lidell
    Commented on this photo:

    Bat Boy’s mom is on the phone wondering where her child support is.

  49. Jeff Goldblum
    sexyman48
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, yes yes ..I have a chaos theory BUT it requires you to dress funny.

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