superficial

  1. Pie, anyone?

  2. Richard McBeef

    You have to queef like a man to blow your skirt up that far.

  3. Jack

    Oh my, how she’s blossomed over the years.

  4. Here’s the church and here’s the steeple, open the door and here’s all the peop…whoa! Watch out for the giant pa-gina!

  5. Did she write a song about jellyfish?

  6. The Critical Crassness

    “Britney Spears wears panties! Britney Spears wears panties!”

  7. SIN

    OMG!! She actually wore some thig under that thin skirt.

  8. Jenny with a Y

    Couldn’t she have just saved herself the time and humiliation by peeing on Marilyn Monroe’s grave? Because it would amount to the same damn thing, and no one else would have to suffer for it.

  9. Lita

    “Look, I’m still relevant! I have a vag!”

  10. Crabby Old Guy

    Once upon a time, that shot would have given me quite the chubbie. Now, my bowler-wearing friend is just sad looking at her. Ugh.

  11. Mike Walker

    It looks like a blooming stink flower (Amorphophallus titanum).

  12. N

    I thought it was Celine Dion for a second

  13. GuyLeDouche

    Where’s Buffy? The Hellmouth’s opening!.

  14. So the bill of materials for her show does, in fact, include one of those fans they use to inflate hot air balloons. Good to know.

  15. fap

    This must be to distract us from her drugged-up, dead eyes.

  16. Where’s her merkin? Oh, that’s right, she shaved it off…

  17. tlmck

    Gotta air it out sometimes I guess.

  18. Elf

    “I hope no one can smell that one…”

  19. Keyser Ballsy

    I feel like clams casino..

  20. KC

    It’s like the cone-of-shame that dogs wear to keep from licking themselves. I expect this serves a similar purpose.

  21. The Everlasting Know-It-All

    I’d still lick her from tit to taint.

  22. cc

    Soybean stew, by the looks of it.

  23. It had to be said

    The surprising this is that she is wearing underwear.

  24. this must be what hell looks like

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