I would love to eat her pie :-)’
Pie at the “Y”…
I’ll bring the half&half :D
You have to queef like a man to blow your skirt up that far.
Oh my, how she’s blossomed over the years.
Here’s the church and here’s the steeple, open the door and here’s all the peop…whoa! Watch out for the giant pa-gina!
Did she write a song about jellyfish?
“Britney Spears wears panties! Britney Spears wears panties!”
OMG!! She actually wore some thig under that thin skirt.
Couldn’t she have just saved herself the time and humiliation by peeing on Marilyn Monroe’s grave? Because it would amount to the same damn thing, and no one else would have to suffer for it.
no shit, and during the same week that marilyn subway dress sold for 4.6M
wow brit ur so topical. but you still look like shit
“Look, I’m still relevant! I have a vag!”
Once upon a time, that shot would have given me quite the chubbie. Now, my bowler-wearing friend is just sad looking at her. Ugh.
It looks like a blooming stink flower (Amorphophallus titanum).
I thought it was Celine Dion for a second
Where’s Buffy? The Hellmouth’s opening!.
So the bill of materials for her show does, in fact, include one of those fans they use to inflate hot air balloons. Good to know.
This must be to distract us from her drugged-up, dead eyes.
Where’s her merkin? Oh, that’s right, she shaved it off…
Gotta air it out sometimes I guess.
“I hope no one can smell that one…”
I feel like clams casino..
It’s like the cone-of-shame that dogs wear to keep from licking themselves. I expect this serves a similar purpose.
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