Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring LeAnn Rimes still tweeting pics of herself in a bikini because she’s so healthy, healthy, “why won’t anyone believe I’m healthy?!” Alcide in GQ for the True Blood fans who like shirtless dudes with sick, crazy abs that ain’t so tough, and Britney Spears unleashing her Doomsday Device until we bring her the McNuggets. “ALL the McNuggets…”
Hope you like goat porn,
- The Superficial
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Kind of attractive, in a bag of rakes with a horse face sort of way.
OMG
Pie, anyone?
I would love to eat her pie :-)’
Pie at the “Y”…
I’ll bring the half&half :D
The Ghost Of Christmas Future, Madonna style.
This guy always looks like his head is 20 pounds overinflated.
They should have kept that mummy under wraps. Now they’ve let all the freshness out.
hahaha omg that made me laugh so hard
More proof that the site just puts up photos of goofus random dudes.
They finally cast Curly in that new 3 Stooges Movie.
They finally cast Curly in that new 3 Stooges Movie.
Moobs
They are almost more aggressive nipples than moobs.
Those are A cup moobs. And he dressed to accentuate them. Well done.
Doesn’t she know horizontal stripes make you look fat!! Although, strangely that optical illusion doesn’t seem to apply to skeletons. Huh . . .
Now that her year is up, she can finally get laid. DIBS!
LA is so fucked up.
Did you just figure this out.
Total recall, why? the first one was not good enough? Or are they remaking it because they want to distance themselves from Arnie?
Hollywood has completely run out of ideas. Why do you think they keep throwing reality crap at us?
Nothing comes between me and my badass phone holster
an anorexic horse of course
Janice has really let herself go since the Muppet Show went off the air.
Fer sure!
Adriaaaanneeee!!!!!!!!!
The massive gap between her fake tits is almost as wide as her waist….matches the unusually-wide gap between her eyebrows.
This reminds me of that statement on the back of checks that says “for deposit only.”
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You have to queef like a man to blow your skirt up that far.
Oh my, how she’s blossomed over the years.
Who needs a leather dress when you have skin that could be used to saddle a horse?
This look is begging for a 10′ silk scarf and a high powered rifle laser dot on his chest.
I was the king of the hipsters but now I’m doing this whole other thing, don’t worry about it, you’ve never heard of it.
“Uffff that penis I had earlier is coming back to haunt me…”
I suppose it doesn’t matter that the sunglasses aren’t wide enough, her hair can keep the sun out of her eyes.
Who shaved The Grinch, gave him implants and made him put on a bikini?
My thoughts exactly
thirding that thought, damn
+1 Internets
I should have bought share in Spanx, Inc. when the price was still low.
If carrot top and Serena Williams had a baby….
I was going to say this picture speaks for itself, but you’ve proved me wrong.
Let the “she’s fat; no, she’s hot; no, she’s fat” debate begin!
(And I preempt all comments bemoaning the covered state of her cleavage.)
She actually looks much better from further away.
Seems like old times….we’ll pretend to play with one another until Hef falls asleep. Then we get the wallet & find the new credit card #s.
I know im a big keyboard pussy and Chuck would kill me if he was in front of me. But I would still say this on the way to the floor.
A stronger core, will result in more win.
He can hear everything you’re saying, right from where he’s at.
I would put some halal meat in her haraam ass.
+1
Kim Kardashian’s ass, where the screening was filmed.
projected?
Don’t you mean where the moon landings took place?
She’s trying to turn the mic over to someone more talented (a.k.a. anyone).
Her ass deserves it’s own star on Hollywood Boulevard.
Just think of all the neighborhood cats that took a piss and shit in that sand.
Dre is sporting Bill Cosby’s Mutha Fuckin Puddin Gangsta Line.
+1
David Copperfield made her tits disappear.
Nah, it’s the stripes that are hiding them. David Copperfield made himself disappear out of her life.
Goats, sheep, rams….
WTF is this?
It’s the new Ricky Martin video.
So this dumb hillbilly lives in Emerald Bay now or is she just visiting?
Wendy’s is trying out a new ad campaign.
+10
I don’t think he’s a real doctor.
If the color of her face doesn’t match the color of her body, let yourself out before the light of dawn.
eh, that’s just make-up making her face look lighter than the rest of her body(that we can see)
That was his point.
Which is which? I’m confused.
Thats the point. Theyre twins.
Rihanna should lay off the steroids.
Wow, Rihanna is ripped!
I love her soup.
I laffed :)
Judging by his expression, DeVito is really happy about something. Judging by where he’s pointing, I can guess what . . .