The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.21.11

June 21st, 2011 // 607 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring LeAnn Rimes still tweeting pics of herself in a bikini because she’s so healthy, healthy, “why won’t anyone believe I’m healthy?!” Alcide in GQ for the True Blood fans who like shirtless dudes with sick, crazy abs that ain’t so tough, and Britney Spears unleashing her Doomsday Device until we bring her the McNuggets. “ALL the McNuggets…”

Hope you like goat porn,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
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    Kind of attractive, in a bag of rakes with a horse face sort of way.

  2. Joe Manganiello True Blood GQ
    Cock Dr
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    OMG

  3. Britney Spears Upskirt
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    Pie, anyone?

  4. Donatella Versace
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    The Ghost Of Christmas Future, Madonna style.

  5. Adam Scott Critics Choice Television Awards
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    This guy always looks like his head is 20 pounds overinflated.

  6. Donatella Versace
    Lemmiwinks
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    They should have kept that mummy under wraps. Now they’ve let all the freshness out.

  7. Chuck Lidell
    Cock Dr
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    More proof that the site just puts up photos of goofus random dudes.

  8. Chuck Lidell
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    They finally cast Curly in that new 3 Stooges Movie.

  9. Chuck Lidell
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    They finally cast Curly in that new 3 Stooges Movie.

  10. Dr Dre
    Cock Dr
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    Moobs

  11. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    Amy
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    Doesn’t she know horizontal stripes make you look fat!! Although, strangely that optical illusion doesn’t seem to apply to skeletons. Huh . . .

  12. Miss USA Rima Fakih Bikini
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    Now that her year is up, she can finally get laid. DIBS!

  13. Jeff Goldblum
    Cock Dr
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    LA is so fucked up.

  14. Jessica Biel Total Recall
    rough sexy
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    Total recall, why? the first one was not good enough? Or are they remaking it because they want to distance themselves from Arnie?

  15. Dr Dre
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    Nothing comes between me and my badass phone holster

  16. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    Richard McBeef
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    an anorexic horse of course

  17. Donatella Versace
    hotszytotz
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    Janice has really let herself go since the Muppet Show went off the air.

  18. Dr Dre
    Topher
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    Adriaaaanneeee!!!!!!!!!

  19. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
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    The massive gap between her fake tits is almost as wide as her waist….matches the unusually-wide gap between her eyebrows.

  20. Lacey Schwimmer Critics Choice Television Awards
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    This reminds me of that statement on the back of checks that says “for deposit only.”

  21. jim eh

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  22. Britney Spears Upskirt
    Richard McBeef
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    You have to queef like a man to blow your skirt up that far.

  23. Britney Spears Upskirt
    Jack
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    Oh my, how she’s blossomed over the years.

  24. Donatella Versace
    Amy
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    Who needs a leather dress when you have skin that could be used to saddle a horse?

  25. Jeff Goldblum
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    This look is begging for a 10′ silk scarf and a high powered rifle laser dot on his chest.

    • MrsWrong

      I was the king of the hipsters but now I’m doing this whole other thing, don’t worry about it, you’ve never heard of it.

  26. Robert Pattinson Cosmopolis
    Topher
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    “Uffff that penis I had earlier is coming back to haunt me…”

  27. Amanda Seyfried
    Lemmiwinks
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    I suppose it doesn’t matter that the sunglasses aren’t wide enough, her hair can keep the sun out of her eyes.

  28. Frank Burns

    Who shaved The Grinch, gave him implants and made him put on a bikini?

  29. Christina Hendricks Critics Choice Television Awards
    Richard McBeef
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    I should have bought share in Spanx, Inc. when the price was still low.

  30. Dwight Howard El Hormiguero
    Topher
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    If carrot top and Serena Williams had a baby….

  31. Christina Hendricks Critics Choice Television Awards
    Amy
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    Let the “she’s fat; no, she’s hot; no, she’s fat” debate begin!

    (And I preempt all comments bemoaning the covered state of her cleavage.)

  32. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon
    Cock Dr
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    Seems like old times….we’ll pretend to play with one another until Hef falls asleep. Then we get the wallet & find the new credit card #s.

  33. Chuck Lidell
    rough sexy
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    I know im a big keyboard pussy and Chuck would kill me if he was in front of me. But I would still say this on the way to the floor.

    A stronger core, will result in more win.

  34. Miss USA Rima Fakih Bikini
    Richard McBeef
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    I would put some halal meat in her haraam ass.

  35. Kim Kardashian
    Jack
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    Kim Kardashian’s ass, where the screening was filmed.

  36. Nicki Minaj
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    She’s trying to turn the mic over to someone more talented (a.k.a. anyone).

  37. Kim Kardashian
    Lemmiwinks
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    Her ass deserves it’s own star on Hollywood Boulevard.

  38. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    TheJerk
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    Just think of all the neighborhood cats that took a piss and shit in that sand.

  39. Dr Dre
    hotszytotz
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    Dre is sporting Bill Cosby’s Mutha Fuckin Puddin Gangsta Line.

  40. Claudia Schiffer
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    David Copperfield made her tits disappear.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Nah, it’s the stripes that are hiding them. David Copperfield made himself disappear out of her life.

  41. Wilmer Valderrama
    Cock Dr
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    Goats, sheep, rams….
    WTF is this?

  42. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    Billy Ray Cletus
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    So this dumb hillbilly lives in Emerald Bay now or is she just visiting?

  43. Dwight Howard El Hormiguero
    Jack
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    Wendy’s is trying out a new ad campaign.

  44. Dr Dre
    Faith
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    I don’t think he’s a real doctor.

  45. Lacey Schwimmer Critics Choice Television Awards
    Richard McBeef
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    If the color of her face doesn’t match the color of her body, let yourself out before the light of dawn.

  46. Danny DeVito Ru Paul Critics Choice Television Awards
    Jack
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    Which is which? I’m confused.

  47. Dwight Howard El Hormiguero
    Amy
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    Rihanna should lay off the steroids.

  48. Dwight Howard El Hormiguero
    Lemmiwinks
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    Wow, Rihanna is ripped!

  49. Shia LaBeouf Karolyn Pho
    Richard McBeef
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    I love her soup.

  50. Danny DeVito Ru Paul Critics Choice Television Awards
    Amy
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    Judging by his expression, DeVito is really happy about something. Judging by where he’s pointing, I can guess what . . .

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