The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.19.12

June 19th, 2012 // 430 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where today’s paparazzi leavings include Snooki being the exception to the rule about how awesome pregnant boobs are, Wilmer Valderrama understanding that most high school girls are attracted to dangerous thug-types, as well as Christopher Walken still being a badass even if his K-Mart warm-up pants are up to his nipples. Finally, hey Hollywood, is this how you’re seriously honoring Steve Jobs?

You should all be ashamed of yourselves,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    nimboobaba
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    She has no soul.

  2. Lauren Pope Legs Slit Dress
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    Yes, yes, we get it. You’re showing your ass to draw attention away from your freakishly deformed face.

  3. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    Lord Invader
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    Something about that smile screams “Masturbator’s remorse’. Oh well……banzai!

  4. Salma Hayek Cleavage Grown Ups 2
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    All you need is $11.5 billion and this glorious woman can be yours. Oh, and you can plow Linda Evangelista on the side as a bonus.

    • “Oh, and you can plow Linda Evangelista on the side as a bonus.

      OK, but if Salma Hayek is sleeping in my bed why would I want anything to do with Linda Evangelista?

      • *shrug*

        You got me, buddy. It sure sounded good when I wrote it, but in reality I’m not as young as I used to be, if you catch my drift.

  5. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
    Raoul
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    This is how stupid people imagine smart people get their brilliant ideas.

  6. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
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    Your move Nick Nolte

  7. Verne Troyer
    Lord Invader
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    This fucker cost me my entire summer vacation.
    Signed,
    Instagram auto-cropping programmer

  8. Alyssa Reid Cleavage MMVA
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    I guess that settles it. None of the haters are going to be invited to my birthday party. I was going to have Alyssa Reid just out of a cake naked and handing out coupons for free oral sex. NO, NOT BY ME!* She’s going to do it.

    *unless you’re a hot woman.

  9. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
    Raoul
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    “Damn, girl! Just because we’re in France doesn’t mean you can give me a proctology exam on the street!”

  10. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
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    For once, I agree with my wife… this chick’s entire career depends on being in wacky costumes and a fuckton of makeup. Take off the wig and sandblast her face clean… you’re left with a whole lot of “meh”.

  11. Lauren Pope Legs Slit Dress
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    “See Georgia Salpa, your vagina is supposed to be down here, not in your armpit.”

  12. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
    bigalkie
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    Where is the show runner? My straw holding assistant is MIA.. WTF!!!

  13. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
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    “I’ll be back in a few minutes. There’s someone I need to stab in the face, so I’m going to buy a new screwdriver.”

  14. Amber Rose Cleavage Plaid Miniskirt School Dance Set
    bigalkie
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    The end is near!

  15. Alyssa Reid Cleavage MMVA
    Lord Invader
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    Lemme guess, that dress was found in a bathtub full of half-melted ice before it ended up at the Goodwill. Nice score, whoever you are.

  16. Mike Tyson Broadway Show
    bigalkie
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    I’d like to thank the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences for my Nobel Prize.

  17. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    bigalkie
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    Someone ate the brown acid at Woodstock!

  18. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    Lord Invader
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    I typed “Christopher Walken’s inseam vs Christoper Walken’s age” into Wolfram-Alpha and smoke started pouring out of my computer. Be warned.

  19. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    bigalkie
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    Looking Good. Funny too

  20. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
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    I have no idea whiy people are ripping on Olivia so much. Apparantly they claim she is a social fucker. Don’t blame her for that, blame the men who are stupid enough to give her jobs in exchange for sex.

    I think she’s pretty cool. Loved her on “Attack of the Show”

  21. Vanessa Lachey Pregnant Belly Exercise Clothes
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    It’s gonna take a lot of work for her to bounce back after the baby is born. She was fucking sexy before. Hope she gets there again.

  22. Alyssa Reid Cleavage MMVA
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    She looks like a young Heather McDonald.

  23. Busy Philipps Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    Lord Invader
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  24. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Legs Exercise Clothes
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    Yes please! She’s so fucking sexy! LBFM.

  25. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
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    The woman Kim Kardashian was supposed to be.

  26. Christina Milian Butt Tight Dress
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    Fuck Yeah! I’ll dip it low on her.

  27. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
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    Boring.
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/19/tits-gtfo-188_126-188_126.jpg[/img]

  28. Lauren Pope Legs Slit Dress
    contusion
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    The hairline of George Costanza

  29. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    contusion
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    Why does she always look like she just came from shooting a mermaid movie?

  30. Alyssa Reid Cleavage MMVA
    tlmck
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    More low cost immigrant labor I see.

  31. Hofit Golan Cleavage
    tlmck
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    Hofit? The sound made when she removes that dress.

  32. Lauren Pope Legs Slit Dress
    tlmck
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    “Nobody light a match!”

  33. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    tlmck
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    Single-handedly keepig the wig industry afloat.

  34. Hofit Golan Cleavage
    Chris
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    Man hands. Old man hands. Weird.

    • Those are definitely some horrid looking cunt scratchers. But I looked up some other pix of her and they look just fine. Maybe something to do with this particular batch of pix…

      [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/20/Hofit-Golan-at-5th-Annual-Hollywood-Domino-Gala-and-Tournament-in-Los-Angeles-3-340_502.jpg[/img]

  35. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
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    Agreed! We deserve some bonus pics of Salma!

  36. Amber Rose Cleavage Plaid Miniskirt School Dance Set
    Whyask
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    Since when did fucking Kanye West make make a street whore relevant?

  37. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
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    “So look here, lemme tell you somethin’, Homie-Frog, we lookin’ for someone to shoot some “art” films of us, if you gets my drift…”

  38. Busy Philipps Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
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    “Oh, Miss Philipps, there is a gentleman here to see you.”

    “Tell him I’m Busy.”

  39. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Legs Exercise Clothes
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    The way she looks I’m thinking the bottle contains something other than water.

  40. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
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    I guess I drew the short straw…
    I think Katy Perry is a doll and I’ll suck on her goodies until her head implodes.

  41. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
    spartacus
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    MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  42. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    spartacus
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    skinny bitch with implants…. off to California with you Georgia!

  43. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    CANTSTOPSTARING
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    I’m not sure how I’m supposed to feel about her, without words explaining how she wants to be abused and degraded written near her somewhere.

  44. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    Terry
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    Wonder what her butthole licking schedule looks like? I’d love to lick Olivia’s and then drill it.

  45. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    CranAppleSnapple
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    I saw this awesome movie called The Sentinel, about evil and ghosts and nuns and stuff, and Walken was in it and he was super young, and I spent the whole movie waiting breathlessly for him to speak, and finally he did! One line, regarding a suspect or a perp. He was awesome.

  46. Busy Philipps Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Her dentist monitors her gums by watching her on tv.

  47. Salma Hayek Cleavage Grown Ups 2
    CranAppleSnapple
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    I want her coat very much.

  48. Verne Troyer
    Swearin
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    I’m sorry, but when I look at this I just see all the V’s as arrows pointing my view downward

  49. Vanessa Lachey Pregnant Belly Exercise Clothes
    mbcl
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    she’s showing off her mealticket.

  50. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    Swearin
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    Him and Clint Eastwood need to make a crotchety old man, on-the-road, buddy movie

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