Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where today’s paparazzi leavings include Snooki being the exception to the rule about how awesome pregnant boobs are, Wilmer Valderrama understanding that most high school girls are attracted to dangerous thug-types, as well as Christopher Walken still being a badass even if his K-Mart warm-up pants are up to his nipples. Finally, hey Hollywood, is this how you’re seriously honoring Steve Jobs?
You should all be ashamed of yourselves,
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She has no soul.
Yes, yes, we get it. You’re showing your ass to draw attention away from your freakishly deformed face.
Something about that smile screams “Masturbator’s remorse’. Oh well……banzai!
All you need is $11.5 billion and this glorious woman can be yours. Oh, and you can plow Linda Evangelista on the side as a bonus.
“Oh, and you can plow Linda Evangelista on the side as a bonus.
OK, but if Salma Hayek is sleeping in my bed why would I want anything to do with Linda Evangelista?
*shrug*
You got me, buddy. It sure sounded good when I wrote it, but in reality I’m not as young as I used to be, if you catch my drift.
This is how stupid people imagine smart people get their brilliant ideas.
Your move Nick Nolte
This fucker cost me my entire summer vacation.
Signed,
Instagram auto-cropping programmer
I guess that settles it. None of the haters are going to be invited to my birthday party. I was going to have Alyssa Reid just out of a cake naked and handing out coupons for free oral sex. NO, NOT BY ME!* She’s going to do it.
*unless you’re a hot woman.
*jump out of a cake…*
“Damn, girl! Just because we’re in France doesn’t mean you can give me a proctology exam on the street!”
For once, I agree with my wife… this chick’s entire career depends on being in wacky costumes and a fuckton of makeup. Take off the wig and sandblast her face clean… you’re left with a whole lot of “meh”.
+100
But that’s more or less the nature of the shit-music business, isn’t it?
“See Georgia Salpa, your vagina is supposed to be down here, not in your armpit.”
Where is the show runner? My straw holding assistant is MIA.. WTF!!!
“I’ll be back in a few minutes. There’s someone I need to stab in the face, so I’m going to buy a new screwdriver.”
The end is near!
Lemme guess, that dress was found in a bathtub full of half-melted ice before it ended up at the Goodwill. Nice score, whoever you are.
HAHA!
I’d like to thank the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences for my Nobel Prize.
Someone ate the brown acid at Woodstock!
I typed “Christopher Walken’s inseam vs Christoper Walken’s age” into Wolfram-Alpha and smoke started pouring out of my computer. Be warned.
Looking Good. Funny too
I have no idea whiy people are ripping on Olivia so much. Apparantly they claim she is a social fucker. Don’t blame her for that, blame the men who are stupid enough to give her jobs in exchange for sex.
I think she’s pretty cool. Loved her on “Attack of the Show”
It’s gonna take a lot of work for her to bounce back after the baby is born. She was fucking sexy before. Hope she gets there again.
She looks like a young Heather McDonald.
Neat! A hidden link on her clutch to http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IronicJuxtaposition
Yes please! She’s so fucking sexy! LBFM.
The woman Kim Kardashian was supposed to be.
…yeah, if Kim was afflicted with bulimia. This bitch got more bones showing than a bio lab skeleton. Pass.
Fuck Yeah! I’ll dip it low on her.
Boring.
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The hairline of George Costanza
Why does she always look like she just came from shooting a mermaid movie?
More low cost immigrant labor I see.
Hofit? The sound made when she removes that dress.
“Nobody light a match!”
Single-handedly keepig the wig industry afloat.
Perhaps you’ve forgotten the Afro-American sisters?
Or as Don Imus calls them, “nappy-headed hoes.”
Man hands. Old man hands. Weird.
Those are definitely some horrid looking cunt scratchers. But I looked up some other pix of her and they look just fine. Maybe something to do with this particular batch of pix…
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Agreed! We deserve some bonus pics of Salma!
Trying to post on a tablet; supposed to be a reply to Crissy
Since when did fucking Kanye West make make a street whore relevant?
If street whores around my town looked like this I’d be broke by now. With a smile on my face.
“So look here, lemme tell you somethin’, Homie-Frog, we lookin’ for someone to shoot some “art” films of us, if you gets my drift…”
“Oh, Miss Philipps, there is a gentleman here to see you.”
“Tell him I’m Busy.”
The way she looks I’m thinking the bottle contains something other than water.
I guess I drew the short straw…
I think Katy Perry is a doll and I’ll suck on her goodies until her head implodes.
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skinny bitch with implants…. off to California with you Georgia!
I’m not sure how I’m supposed to feel about her, without words explaining how she wants to be abused and degraded written near her somewhere.
Wonder what her butthole licking schedule looks like? I’d love to lick Olivia’s and then drill it.
I saw this awesome movie called The Sentinel, about evil and ghosts and nuns and stuff, and Walken was in it and he was super young, and I spent the whole movie waiting breathlessly for him to speak, and finally he did! One line, regarding a suspect or a perp. He was awesome.
Her dentist monitors her gums by watching her on tv.
I want her coat very much.
You take the coat and I will take the Girl
I’m sorry, but when I look at this I just see all the V’s as arrows pointing my view downward
she’s showing off her mealticket.
Him and Clint Eastwood need to make a crotchety old man, on-the-road, buddy movie