Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where today’s paparazzi leavings include Snooki being the exception to the rule about how awesome pregnant boobs are, Wilmer Valderrama understanding that most high school girls are attracted to dangerous thug-types, as well as Christopher Walken still being a badass even if his K-Mart warm-up pants are up to his nipples. Finally, hey Hollywood, is this how you’re seriously honoring Steve Jobs?
You should all be ashamed of yourselves,
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Meanwhile, Prince William is in the background chatting up a lesbian.
I’m completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.
Nice.
Who’s the new piece of meat Hollywood?
Silent but deadly.
The good news is if they use their left hand too, their boners will still be able to hold them up.
What critic chose her?
She’s no Alanis Morissette.
No 469 on that license plate…smart move…
“Ashton Kutcher on the set of Jobs”
No, you misread it. It said “Ashton Kutcher sits while looking for a job”
Hear that whoopie cushion?
That was me blowing a load in my pants.
Ah, baby’s first leopard print.
Ladies and Gentlemen, your next WCW world heavyweight champion…and that’s why they don’t exist anymore…
Seriously, how bad do you want to kick him just to see how far he’d go?
Kardashian 2.0 new and improved.
If new and improved means anorexic and starved, then yeah, I guess.
the problem with her butt is that she knows it’s the only thing she’s got going for her, so she’s been exercising every part of her body EXCEPT her butt, which has left it soft and gooey.
She’s got a pretty good pair of tits, too.
She’s obviously in post-limo ride mode.
So we all get old and die. Thanks for giving the end away, asshole.
I can see the trailer for this movie already:
On the street, they were hardcore pachucos. But in prison, they were in love…
Wow, “pachucos”…hadn’t heard that word in years. So descriptive and so accurate.
Is that a Grimace hoodie? This whole hoodies-that-turn-into-characters fad has gotten way out of hand.
“Hi! I’m katy perry and I’m the posterchild for everything that’s wrong with modern music! “
Preach it, brother.
See, this is what happens to Lachey kids!
I can’t understand why men don’t want me to give them blowjobs. I thought all men liked getting head! Weird…’
oof
Yeah, even he could beat down Chris Brown.
I see he brought the cowbell in his pocket.
I cant stand her but this is the prettiest i have seen her look
Okay, you’re just making up names now.
I wonder if he just walks around saying crazy monologs all day. I hope so.
Meh, dont like the dress. it would look better without the slit in the side. Her face is average/semi cute
Valedictorian at Kim Kardashian’s School of Famewhoring.
After the Green Lantern came out as gay, Stan Lee decided to turn Charles Xavier into a drag queen.
terrible dress, not flattering on her figure
Maybe she’s loaded. Get it? Gunn…??? Loaded…???
(pretty bad, huh?)
“Mr. Cuban, can I come back now?” – Lemar
Double-jointed.
Does she even have clothes anymore, or just costumes?
The more people realize how talentless she is, the more she has to rely on costumes as a diversion.
She looks awesome, i love her body!
She’s a Smaaaaaalll Wonder…
Man-boobs intersect with waistline in 3… 2… 1.
Spiderman’s newest villain: Molechest!
what a douchebag
looks like the sequel to Blow.
She looked hotter in the thumbnail pic. Yawn. Next please!
yea, get your ass to the gym girl
Yes, please come in…don’t mind the whips and chains in my dung…I mean…”GYM”
Is she wearing a diaper?
yeah, a loaded one
He plays a footnote
How is this girl Irish? Have the Moors invaded Ireland now too?
Greek father, Irish mother.
more like anna gunt.
Scroll down to hide the face and it’s Kid Rock [with deflated boobs].
“Me likey skinny green cock!”
(That’s all I got. It’s been a long day and he just ain’t worth the effort.)
cute figure