The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.19.12

June 19th, 2012 // 430 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where today’s paparazzi leavings include Snooki being the exception to the rule about how awesome pregnant boobs are, Wilmer Valderrama understanding that most high school girls are attracted to dangerous thug-types, as well as Christopher Walken still being a badass even if his K-Mart warm-up pants are up to his nipples. Finally, hey Hollywood, is this how you’re seriously honoring Steve Jobs?

You should all be ashamed of yourselves,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Meanwhile, Prince William is in the background chatting up a lesbian.

  2. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    DeucePickle
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    I’m completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.

  3. Alyssa Reid Cleavage MMVA
    Deacon Jones
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    Nice.

    Who’s the new piece of meat Hollywood?

  4. Lauren Pope Legs Slit Dress
    it had to be said
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    Silent but deadly.

  5. Wilmer Valderrama Push Up School Dance Set
    The Brown Streak
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    The good news is if they use their left hand too, their boners will still be able to hold them up.

  6. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    EricLr
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    What critic chose her?

  7. Snooki Pregnant Cleavage
    The Pope
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    She’s no Alanis Morissette.

  8. Vanessa Lachey Pregnant Belly Exercise Clothes
    The Brown Streak
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    No 469 on that license plate…smart move…

  9. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
    EricLr
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    “Ashton Kutcher on the set of Jobs”

    No, you misread it. It said “Ashton Kutcher sits while looking for a job”

  10. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    Hear that whoopie cushion?

    That was me blowing a load in my pants.

  11. Snooki Pregnant Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Ah, baby’s first leopard print.

  12. Verne Troyer
    The Brown Streak
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, your next WCW world heavyweight champion…and that’s why they don’t exist anymore…

  13. Verne Troyer
    The Pope
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    Seriously, how bad do you want to kick him just to see how far he’d go?

  14. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    SSHGuru
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    Kardashian 2.0 new and improved.

  15. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
    jeffiner
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    the problem with her butt is that she knows it’s the only thing she’s got going for her, so she’s been exercising every part of her body EXCEPT her butt, which has left it soft and gooey.

  16. Lauren Pope Legs Slit Dress
    Deacon Jones
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    She’s obviously in post-limo ride mode.

  17. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    So we all get old and die. Thanks for giving the end away, asshole.

  18. Wilmer Valderrama Push Up School Dance Set
    EricLr
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    I can see the trailer for this movie already:

    On the street, they were hardcore pachucos. But in prison, they were in love…

  19. Salma Hayek Cleavage Grown Ups 2
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    Is that a Grimace hoodie? This whole hoodies-that-turn-into-characters fad has gotten way out of hand.

  20. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    Deacon Jones
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    “Hi! I’m katy perry and I’m the posterchild for everything that’s wrong with modern music! “

  21. Vanessa Lachey Pregnant Belly Exercise Clothes
    EricLr
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    See, this is what happens to Lachey kids!

  22. Lauren Pope Legs Slit Dress
    Johnny P!
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    I can’t understand why men don’t want me to give them blowjobs. I thought all men liked getting head! Weird…’

  23. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
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    oof

  24. Verne Troyer
    EricLr
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    Yeah, even he could beat down Chris Brown.

  25. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    The Brown Streak
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    I see he brought the cowbell in his pocket.

  26. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    lily
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    I cant stand her but this is the prettiest i have seen her look

  27. Hofit Golan Cleavage
    The Pope
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    Okay, you’re just making up names now.

  28. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    EricLr
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    I wonder if he just walks around saying crazy monologs all day. I hope so.

  29. Alyssa Reid Cleavage MMVA
    lily
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    Meh, dont like the dress. it would look better without the slit in the side. Her face is average/semi cute

  30. Amber Rose Cleavage Plaid Miniskirt School Dance Set
    Joe
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    Valedictorian at Kim Kardashian’s School of Famewhoring.

  31. Anna Gunn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    The Brown Streak
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    After the Green Lantern came out as gay, Stan Lee decided to turn Charles Xavier into a drag queen.

  32. Anna Gunn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    lily
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    terrible dress, not flattering on her figure

  33. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
    The Brown Streak
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    “Mr. Cuban, can I come back now?” – Lemar

  34. Verne Troyer
    catapostrophe
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    Double-jointed.

  35. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    EricLr
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    Does she even have clothes anymore, or just costumes?

  36. Hofit Golan Cleavage
    lily
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    She looks awesome, i love her body!

  37. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
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    She’s a Smaaaaaalll Wonder…

  38. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    Lemmiwinks
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    Man-boobs intersect with waistline in 3… 2… 1.

  39. Hofit Golan Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
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    Spiderman’s newest villain: Molechest!

  40. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
    Mr. Poop
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    what a douchebag

  41. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
    tito
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    looks like the sequel to Blow.

  42. Alyssa Reid Cleavage MMVA
    suck it
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    She looked hotter in the thumbnail pic. Yawn. Next please!

  43. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Legs Exercise Clothes
    lily
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    yea, get your ass to the gym girl

  44. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
    Mr. Poop
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    Is she wearing a diaper?

  45. Verne Troyer
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He plays a footnote

  46. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    The Pope
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    How is this girl Irish? Have the Moors invaded Ireland now too?

  47. Anna Gunn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    tito
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    more like anna gunt.

  48. Elle Macpherson Nipples See Through Shirt
    catapostrophe
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    Scroll down to hide the face and it’s Kid Rock [with deflated boobs].

  49. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
    CK
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    “Me likey skinny green cock!”

    (That’s all I got. It’s been a long day and he just ain’t worth the effort.)

  50. Christina Milian Butt Tight Dress
    lily
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    cute figure

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