The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.19.12

June 19th, 2012 // 430 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where today’s paparazzi leavings include Snooki being the exception to the rule about how awesome pregnant boobs are, Wilmer Valderrama understanding that most high school girls are attracted to dangerous thug-types, as well as Christopher Walken still being a badass even if his K-Mart warm-up pants are up to his nipples. Finally, hey Hollywood, is this how you’re seriously honoring Steve Jobs?

You should all be ashamed of yourselves,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
    Abby Normal
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    What I find weird about her ass isn’t the size so much as the fact that it has no discernible contours. Sometimes a big ass can be sexy… a big undefined blob, not so much.

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      I know…it’s weird but really it just looks lime someone dumped 40 pounds of cheese curds into stretchy plastic bag.

  2. Busy Philipps Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    Schmidtler
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    Fred Gwynne has a sister? Who knew?

  3. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
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    He’s Christopher Walken, now, but soon he’ll be Christopher FallenAndCantGetUppen.

  4. Mike Tyson Broadway Show
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    His expression says “refined English voice” but his tattoo says “Tat ear looks yummy”…

  5. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
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    “DINERS… IMMA LET YOU FINISH”

  6. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
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    If any of you’s is tired of working for a piece of shit like Artie Clay, you come see me. I’m at the VFW running Bingo. You’re welcome, YOU’RE ALL WELCOME to come.

  7. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    Crissy
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    ok, so a picture of a woman…

  8. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
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    Try real hard not to think of the Fatboy Slim video. That was….. someone else.

  9. Hofit Golan Cleavage
    Dick Hell
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    Houston, we have an areola.

  10. Elle Macpherson Nipples See Through Shirt
    DeucePickle
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    It could be her fault that nude boobs are not allowed in public in Santa Monica.

  11. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
    Crissy
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    Oh this movie is about THAT kind of JOBS?!… Now I get why they cast Asston!

  12. Salma Hayek Cleavage Grown Ups 2
    Schmidtler
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    Looks like a cross between Rumer Willis and Dolly Parton.

  13. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
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    Keep moving, Walken. Natalie Wood is catching up.

  14. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
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    One of the few actors I’d like to meet. Not sure I could sit through an entire thought process of his without blurting out “Just SAY IT!!!”…

  15. Anna Gunn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
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    This is Peter’s daughter, correct?

  16. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    Schmidtler
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    Every time I see this vapid moron, I wonder less and less why al qaida hates us.

  17. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    Mikemav
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    After seeing this, my initial thought is: Why is Kim Kardashian relevant anymore?

  18. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
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    Deadman Walken

  19. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    Mikemav
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    ^^^Or, “it’s the Kardashian for white guys!”

  20. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
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    “Still can’t get that damn watch out.”

  21. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
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    MOOOO!!!!!!!!!

  22. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
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    Voulez vouz coucher avec le Denver Nuggets?

  23. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
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    It’s going to be a lot of fun to see what the combined effects of age and gravity do to that thing. A whoooole lotta fun.

  24. Hofit Golan Cleavage
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    Hofit? You bet she does!!

  25. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
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    The original Kardashaclone.

  26. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    it had to be said
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    Somewhere a snake is cold and naked.

  27. Salma Hayek Cleavage Grown Ups 2
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    Please tell me the clerk at Starbucks asked her if she wanted milk…

  28. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
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    Among the most disgusting pair of douchebags the human race has ever produced.

  29. Christina Milian Butt Tight Dress
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    Love this chick!

  30. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
    it had to be said
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    Blowjobs: the Movie.

  31. Snooki Pregnant Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    I can’t wait until she skins that thing and tries to wear it as a bra.

  32. Elle Macpherson Nipples See Through Shirt
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    Thank you, pokie fairy.

  33. Wilmer Valderrama Push Up School Dance Set
    it had to be said
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    Prison sex is 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

  34. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
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    Show the funbags or go away!

  35. Salma Hayek Cleavage Grown Ups 2
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    Udderly fantastic…

  36. Verne Troyer
    it had to be said
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    Verne’s too cool to crack on. But if I were going to, I’d say you must be as tall as eVent to be admitted to this premier.

  37. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    The Pope
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    No matter where you move, the eyes never look directly at you.

  38. Alyssa Reid Cleavage MMVA
    it had to be said
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    I don’t know who she is, but I’m hoping for a good sneeze to free the Toronto Two.

  39. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    it had to be said
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    I’d like to see him brawl with Larry King.

  40. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    The Brown Streak
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    “SSSSSSSnake skin? Me likeyssssss” – Cobra Commander

  41. Amber Rose Cleavage Plaid Miniskirt School Dance Set
    it had to be said
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    Bald, stupid, bad lipstick, but as god is my witness I’d have fun plowing her.

  42. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    Rico Jones
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    How many dicks does she need to suck in order to get invited to these events. We know for a fact that she fucks people in Hollywood to get work. So I’m just curious what her dick sucking schedule is like.

  43. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
    The Brown Streak
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    “You’re snorting that coke all wrong!” Lindsey snapped.

  44. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
    The Most Interesting
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    “I’mma let you finish yo’ dinner n’ all, but firs’, I gotta axe: Where that watah from? ‘Cos I only piss on ma woman wit’ the clearest o’ watahs.”

  45. Amber Rose Cleavage Plaid Miniskirt School Dance Set
    Rico Jones
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    Even though she is bald and she fucked that jig Kanye I still find her attractive.

  46. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
    it had to be said
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    “Yo, my girl took le shit in her pants, hommes. Where’s le bathroom?”

  47. Verne Troyer
    jim
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    does this backdrop make me look short?

  48. Snooki Pregnant Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
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    Is it just me or are they the same color? Though I think Snooky has more spots on her.

  49. Busy Philipps Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    it had to be said
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    Second Choice Awards indeed. Wait, what?

  50. Mike Tyson Broadway Show
    Deacon Jones
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    “…and then Phillip said to me “Silly, you should only divest your bonds by 5-10% on an annual basis.” That’s when I mentioned the overseas withholding tax of 3%…we laughed for hours.”

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