Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where today’s paparazzi leavings include Snooki being the exception to the rule about how awesome pregnant boobs are, Wilmer Valderrama understanding that most high school girls are attracted to dangerous thug-types, as well as Christopher Walken still being a badass even if his K-Mart warm-up pants are up to his nipples. Finally, hey Hollywood, is this how you’re seriously honoring Steve Jobs?
You should all be ashamed of yourselves,
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What I find weird about her ass isn’t the size so much as the fact that it has no discernible contours. Sometimes a big ass can be sexy… a big undefined blob, not so much.
I know…it’s weird but really it just looks lime someone dumped 40 pounds of cheese curds into stretchy plastic bag.
Fred Gwynne has a sister? Who knew?
Fred Gwynnes sister is Katy Perry
He’s Christopher Walken, now, but soon he’ll be Christopher FallenAndCantGetUppen.
His expression says “refined English voice” but his tattoo says “Tat ear looks yummy”…
“DINERS… IMMA LET YOU FINISH”
If any of you’s is tired of working for a piece of shit like Artie Clay, you come see me. I’m at the VFW running Bingo. You’re welcome, YOU’RE ALL WELCOME to come.
ok, so a picture of a woman…
Try real hard not to think of the Fatboy Slim video. That was….. someone else.
Houston, we have an areola.
It could be her fault that nude boobs are not allowed in public in Santa Monica.
Oh this movie is about THAT kind of JOBS?!… Now I get why they cast Asston!
Looks like a cross between Rumer Willis and Dolly Parton.
Tell me, what’s it like walking around with that white cane?
Keep moving, Walken. Natalie Wood is catching up.
I’m pretty sure she looks better than him at this point.
One of the few actors I’d like to meet. Not sure I could sit through an entire thought process of his without blurting out “Just SAY IT!!!”…
This is Peter’s daughter, correct?
Just dated yourself, Doc.
I date myself with great joy as long as it’s in the name of comedy.
Me too. Some of those old shows were so damn good: Hawaiian Eye, 77 Sunset Strip, Bourbon Street Beat, Surfside 6. One of my faves way back then was Sea Hunt. And The Twilight Zone when it was new.
Ahhhh…fond memories.
Doctor, I totally agree with that statement.
Every time I see this vapid moron, I wonder less and less why al qaida hates us.
After seeing this, my initial thought is: Why is Kim Kardashian relevant anymore?
Seriously. We should just replace her…
Because some men prefer their girls to not look like heroin addicts.
Deadman Walken
^^^Or, “it’s the Kardashian for white guys!”
More like Kardashian for Gay guys.
“Still can’t get that damn watch out.”
MOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Voulez vouz coucher avec le Denver Nuggets?
Mais Non! M. Noir couchez avec la vache!
It’s going to be a lot of fun to see what the combined effects of age and gravity do to that thing. A whoooole lotta fun.
Hofit? You bet she does!!
The original Kardashaclone.
Somewhere a snake is cold and naked.
Please tell me the clerk at Starbucks asked her if she wanted milk…
Not with a straight face they didn’t!
Among the most disgusting pair of douchebags the human race has ever produced.
Now… Imagine they procreate. I’d be looking for a mark behind that kid’s ear.
Love this chick!
Blowjobs: the Movie.
I can’t wait until she skins that thing and tries to wear it as a bra.
Thank you, pokie fairy.
Prison sex is 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .
Show the funbags or go away!
I miss the old Katy Perry. The one who showed her glorious cleavage didnt dress pseudo goth. :(
Udderly fantastic…
Verne’s too cool to crack on. But if I were going to, I’d say you must be as tall as eVent to be admitted to this premier.
No matter where you move, the eyes never look directly at you.
I don’t know who she is, but I’m hoping for a good sneeze to free the Toronto Two.
I’d like to see him brawl with Larry King.
“SSSSSSSnake skin? Me likeyssssss” – Cobra Commander
Bald, stupid, bad lipstick, but as god is my witness I’d have fun plowing her.
How many dicks does she need to suck in order to get invited to these events. We know for a fact that she fucks people in Hollywood to get work. So I’m just curious what her dick sucking schedule is like.
She’s all filled up till mid-August.
“You’re snorting that coke all wrong!” Lindsey snapped.
“I’mma let you finish yo’ dinner n’ all, but firs’, I gotta axe: Where that watah from? ‘Cos I only piss on ma woman wit’ the clearest o’ watahs.”
Even though she is bald and she fucked that jig Kanye I still find her attractive.
“Yo, my girl took le shit in her pants, hommes. Where’s le bathroom?”
…that was a true “lol”
does this backdrop make me look short?
Is it just me or are they the same color? Though I think Snooky has more spots on her.
Those aren’t spots, they’re sores.
Ewwwwwww…
Second Choice Awards indeed. Wait, what?
“…and then Phillip said to me “Silly, you should only divest your bonds by 5-10% on an annual basis.” That’s when I mentioned the overseas withholding tax of 3%…we laughed for hours.”