Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where today’s paparazzi leavings include Snooki being the exception to the rule about how awesome pregnant boobs are, Wilmer Valderrama understanding that most high school girls are attracted to dangerous thug-types, as well as Christopher Walken still being a badass even if his K-Mart warm-up pants are up to his nipples. Finally, hey Hollywood, is this how you’re seriously honoring Steve Jobs?
You should all be ashamed of yourselves,
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Your move, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.
Who is this?
Can you not read? Do you not know how to use search engines? Do you have an IQ above room temperature?
So again, she’s your mom?
She is “famous for being famous” girl # 318,984.
In all fairness, she was the co-host of “Attack of the Show” for years, and was probably the funniest host they’ve ever had. She has become a bit of a fame-whore since, though.
Yeah, we know. I am just trying to return her to where she belongs.
The girl you just finished jerking off to. What more do you need to know?
yummmmmm.. I wouldn’t kick her out of the shrimp buffet.
Harley Quinn?
…they couldnt center the poor guy for the photo? he looks like an action figure for pete’s sake!
Tripod shot. Almost everyone else would be centered (I’m looking at you, Dinklage!), so our photographer didn’t bother. He was like “What the hell, it’s only Mini-Me.”
They’re not trying to portray her as a high school student, are they??
Awww, I’ll bet that’s for the baby. If it was anybody else I’d say it would be impossible to stuff it in there…
First she ruined television, then one of our 50 states, and now pregnancy boobs.
I think that qualifies her officially as a terrorist.
oh yeah
In all fairness, Jersey was already pretty ruined.
she’s always such a munndane looking woman
Patty cake homothug style!
Another wrecked vagina.
Lip color the same as hair color = bad fashion choice.
One of the greatest men alive today.
I ears ya.
Drop the word “greatest” and I totally agree with you.
You’re not serious, are ya?
Lucion, are you a young fellow? Mike Tyson has spent his life — perhaps not thru his own fault — being a fucking animal, beating people to a pulp (for which he was well paid), and treating women like pieces of shit.
One of the greatest…??? Greatest what?
Lucion = Chris Brown? That’s the only explanation.
You guys are reaaaaaaally touchy about all this. Just relax. I mean in the grand scheme of things, he’s one of the top “Mike’s you all know ;-)
Yep, still a badass.
oh good. A 9-year old with cupcake tits.
What? Where?
a cow died for those pants. oh, the irony…
More like a herd but yeah…
If the clothes don’t fit, you must get her to quit.
You know what the risk is when a “curvy girl” gets all that attention, they start thinking the curvier the better and then they get FAT!!! Never fails!
Bullshit. I’ll take this chick over those “slim” (half-dead) bitches any day.
Eugene O’Neill, Tennessee Williams, Mike Tyson.
Yeah.
Get this munngolian out of here, her 15 mins were up 5 year ago.
Sideboob. Yum.
Must be working out with Pacino’s trainer.
Sideboob. Eck.
They truly are magnificent, no doubt about it.
She is truly awesome.
Douche Club for Men… Secret Handshake
Really busy, but the boobs help me stay focused…
She and Audrina Patridge have the same boob doc, I think.
Lunch, Hasselhoff style.
Is it too optimistic of me to hope this is a drug-fueled breakdown?
I have to say, Tyson getting his face tattooed was a great move – now, when he’s too tired to open his mouth and speak to let everyone nearby know what a complete moron he is, he can just let the face tattoo say that for him.
What an elephant.
The things I want to do to that armpit….
Only 4 years younger than Madonna, but could pass as her granddaughter.
Didn’t you mean grandson?
Are they really still wearing trucker hats?
2 reasons to legalize cloning.
Bad Eye(s) job?
Work Safe Pr0n in 5….4…..3…….2………
Nothing stereotypical going on here, move along…
Goddam that is a fine woman. Sigh.
I knew he’d end up a lounge singer.
Hasbin.
Weird Queen of Sheba outfit… but I’d still do her six ways from Sunday school.
I think it’s sweet of the producers of the film to invite him for the opening despite not passing the audition process…
How did the driver of the car get this good of a pic as they were driving into store to run them over ?
That’s the furthest down I’ve ever had to scroll just to see the subject of a photo.
For a second I thought someone fucked up and posted the wrong photo.
My spidey senses are tingling! oh wait, that’s just my boner.
fucking moron! hate her face!
Based on how tight her face is, those must be her knees popping out of the top of that dress.
“Yo, me an’ my girl wanna sit here. Get out. Leave your food, though. It be lookin’ good.”
I think the actual nipple is the only thing holding that top on.