The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.19.12

June 19th, 2012 // 430 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where today’s paparazzi leavings include Snooki being the exception to the rule about how awesome pregnant boobs are, Wilmer Valderrama understanding that most high school girls are attracted to dangerous thug-types, as well as Christopher Walken still being a badass even if his K-Mart warm-up pants are up to his nipples. Finally, hey Hollywood, is this how you’re seriously honoring Steve Jobs?

You should all be ashamed of yourselves,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Wilmer Valderrama Push Up School Dance Set
    NATTY ICE
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    Your move, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.

  2. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    Lucion
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    Who is this?

  3. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
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    yummmmmm.. I wouldn’t kick her out of the shrimp buffet.

  4. Amber Rose Cleavage Plaid Miniskirt School Dance Set
    Lucion
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    Harley Quinn?

  5. Verne Troyer
    Mcdoubler
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    …they couldnt center the poor guy for the photo? he looks like an action figure for pete’s sake!

    • Tripod shot. Almost everyone else would be centered (I’m looking at you, Dinklage!), so our photographer didn’t bother. He was like “What the hell, it’s only Mini-Me.”

  6. Amber Rose Cleavage Plaid Miniskirt School Dance Set
    your mom
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    They’re not trying to portray her as a high school student, are they??

  7. Snooki Pregnant Cleavage
    Dick Hell
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    Awww, I’ll bet that’s for the baby. If it was anybody else I’d say it would be impossible to stuff it in there…

  8. Snooki Pregnant Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    First she ruined television, then one of our 50 states, and now pregnancy boobs.

  9. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    Lost
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    she’s always such a munndane looking woman

  10. Wilmer Valderrama Push Up School Dance Set
    Crissy
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    Patty cake homothug style!

  11. Vanessa Lachey Pregnant Belly Exercise Clothes
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    Another wrecked vagina.

  12. Amber Rose Cleavage Plaid Miniskirt School Dance Set
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    Lip color the same as hair color = bad fashion choice.

  13. Mike Tyson Broadway Show
    Lucion
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    One of the greatest men alive today.

  14. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
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    Yep, still a badass.

  15. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    your mom
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    oh good. A 9-year old with cupcake tits.

  16. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
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    a cow died for those pants. oh, the irony…

  17. Amber Rose Cleavage Plaid Miniskirt School Dance Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If the clothes don’t fit, you must get her to quit.

  18. Amber Rose Cleavage Plaid Miniskirt School Dance Set
    Crissy
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    You know what the risk is when a “curvy girl” gets all that attention, they start thinking the curvier the better and then they get FAT!!! Never fails!

  19. Mike Tyson Broadway Show
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Eugene O’Neill, Tennessee Williams, Mike Tyson.

    Yeah.

  20. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
    Alec Baldwin
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    Get this munngolian out of here, her 15 mins were up 5 year ago.

  21. Alyssa Reid Cleavage MMVA
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Sideboob. Yum.

  22. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    Dick Hell
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    Must be working out with Pacino’s trainer.

  23. Christopher Walken Warm Up Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Sideboob. Eck.

  24. Salma Hayek Cleavage Grown Ups 2
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    They truly are magnificent, no doubt about it.

  25. Wilmer Valderrama Push Up School Dance Set
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    Douche Club for Men… Secret Handshake

  26. Hofit Golan Cleavage
    Crissy
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    Really busy, but the boobs help me stay focused…

  27. Hofit Golan Cleavage
    CT
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    She and Audrina Patridge have the same boob doc, I think.

  28. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
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    Lunch, Hasselhoff style.

  29. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
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    Is it too optimistic of me to hope this is a drug-fueled breakdown?

  30. Mike Tyson Broadway Show
    Schmidtler
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    I have to say, Tyson getting his face tattooed was a great move – now, when he’s too tired to open his mouth and speak to let everyone nearby know what a complete moron he is, he can just let the face tattoo say that for him.

  31. Snooki Pregnant Cleavage
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    What an elephant.

  32. Olivia Munn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
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    The things I want to do to that armpit….

  33. Elle Macpherson Nipples See Through Shirt
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    Only 4 years younger than Madonna, but could pass as her granddaughter.

  34. Snooki Pregnant Cleavage
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    Are they really still wearing trucker hats?

  35. Salma Hayek Cleavage Grown Ups 2
    dontkillthemessenger
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    2 reasons to legalize cloning.

  36. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
    Lucion
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    Bad Eye(s) job?

  37. Ashton Kutcher Jobs Set
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    Work Safe Pr0n in 5….4…..3…….2………

  38. Wilmer Valderrama Push Up School Dance Set
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    Nothing stereotypical going on here, move along…

  39. Salma Hayek Cleavage Grown Ups 2
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    Goddam that is a fine woman. Sigh.

  40. Mike Tyson Broadway Show
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    I knew he’d end up a lounge singer.

  41. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    Lucion
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    Hasbin.

  42. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
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    Weird Queen of Sheba outfit… but I’d still do her six ways from Sunday school.

  43. Verne Troyer
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    I think it’s sweet of the producers of the film to invite him for the opening despite not passing the audition process…

  44. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
    DeucePickle
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    How did the driver of the car get this good of a pic as they were driving into store to run them over ?

  45. Verne Troyer
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    That’s the furthest down I’ve ever had to scroll just to see the subject of a photo.

  46. Hofit Golan Cleavage
    Schmidtler
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    My spidey senses are tingling! oh wait, that’s just my boner.

  47. Katy Perry Cleavage MMVA
    Crissy
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    fucking moron! hate her face!

  48. Anna Gunn Cleavage Critics Choice Awards
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    Based on how tight her face is, those must be her knees popping out of the top of that dress.

  49. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants Kanye West Paris
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    “Yo, me an’ my girl wanna sit here. Get out. Leave your food, though. It be lookin’ good.”

  50. Hofit Golan Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    I think the actual nipple is the only thing holding that top on.

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