The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.18.13

June 18th, 2013 // 381 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is above a gallery of topless Kelly Brook pics that I’m in no way attempting to shamelessly redirect you to. Please, do not go back to these topless Kelly Brook pics, or you won’t see Adrian Grenier and some awful off-camera parents, Taylor Lautner practicing the “Wife Came Home Early Hollywood Hills Mansion Exit” he learned from Tom Cruise, and Jay-Z laughing at how Obama won’t even get this asshole’s ring back, but totally made him the king of Cuba.

H to the IZZO! (I Have no clue what that means, but I’ll assume it’s this.)

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sharon Stone Medical Clown Hadassah Hospital Jerusalem
    Commented on this photo:

    “You do know this isn’t the methadone clinic.”

  2. Henry Cavill Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Premiere Madrid
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wait a minute!…You mean we don’t have to wear big ass ugly ties?”

  3. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
    DELIVERER OF JUSTICE
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, I can’t believe people are this cruel. Since when is it okay to dissect and criticize someone’s appearance simply on the basis of their parentage. Honestly, you people are less than human. These are real people with whose parents are celebs and you think that gives you the right to hold them under a microscope. I pray there is a Greater Providence that holds you scum accountable for being judge and jury over these kids. They are not in a beauty pageant, they are being victimized and exploited because of who their parents are. Shame on you paparazzi pimps and for all of you who would damn these people on the basis of their physical appearance. In a more just world you all would be disfigured in the most horrifying way possible for your hatred and truly inhumane treatment of these kids. This could be your kid. I think that in fairness you all should have to post your picture alongside your destructive and demeaning comments. Let us see what YOU look like. Let us see what genetic gifts you have been so fortunate to receive. I’d wager that if we could see your faces and figures you’d show greater restraint than standing behind the cowardice of anonymity. Of course, some of you would still show your true colors but that is because you are truly ugly and hideous on the inside. Shame on all of you that have criticized another’s appearance as if they were objects on display. Truly pathetic.

  4. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Jeans
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    “I’m sorry. Has beens and nobodys have to pay full price to enter.”

  5. Brad Pitt Chewing On Glasses World War Z Premeire
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mr. Pitt, aren’t those your kids?”
    “No. They don’t look familiar .”

  6. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
    Commented on this photo:

    “Does taking you out count as community service or charity work?”

  7. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
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    I guess pedo bear is into scrap booking these days.

  8. Doutzen Kroes Cleavage Almost Wardrobe Malfunction
    Commented on this photo:

    The latest fashion on Tatooine…

  9. Wayne Brady Bue Afro Wig Monsters University
    Commented on this photo:

    Melissa Joan Heart can’t even hide that ass in Wane Brady’s photo.

  10. Keanu Reeves Scruffy Facial Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    He still thinks he’s in the matrix.

  11. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
    Mumbler
    Commented on this photo:

    GIBBS!!! GIBBS!!! GIBBS!!! Look at the size of my junk!!!

  12. Miranda Kerr Naked Under Flag Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she should show some respect and remove that flag immediately.

  13. Doutzen Kroes Cleavage Almost Wardrobe Malfunction
    Commented on this photo:

    “Doutzen, you dropped some change! No, over here — right in front of me.”

  14. Sharon Stone Medical Clown Hadassah Hospital Jerusalem
    Commented on this photo:

    “Please, tell me you’re the dentist, cuz I’ve got a cavity I’d sure like you to fill. Hee-hee-hee…”

  15. Henry Cavill Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Premiere Madrid
    Commented on this photo:

    “Russell, you’re not really my father, so NO, I will not go to my room!”

  16. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    “Godzilla…??? Oh hell no. That’s Shaquille O’Neal.”

  17. Brad Pitt Chewing On Glasses World War Z Premeire
    Commented on this photo:

    “So where is that homely chubette from the other day? She still owes me a blowjob.”

  18. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is that homely woman over there your sister?”
    “Nahhh, it’s just an ugly Rumer.”

  19. Nicolas Cage Tokarev Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “That paper clip you shot over with that rubber band…take just one fucking guess where it hit me…”

  20. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    I gotta admit, I agree with Don Zaloog. That really is a beautifully shaped ass. Unfortunately I think it belongs on a different sort of animal…like a rhinoceros!

  21. Dania Ramirez Cleavage Being Dusted Off Devious Maids Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “Maria, if you insist on brushing my pubes with that thing, at least install some new batteries first.”

  22. Taylor Lautner Spandex Pants Under Shorts Parkour Tracers Set
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s one of those rare trees where the fruit looks like young adult dipshits in gray t-shirts.

  23. Melissa Joan Hart Butt Tight Dress Holding Son Monsters University Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s just a tad on the chunky side — which I like — and that butt is ass-tounding!

  24. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra
    Commented on this photo:

    “Heidi, I have a great idea…let’s you and me do something really naked and naughty just so I can brag about it. What do you say?”

  25. Michael Cera Gaby Hoffman Sebastian Silva
    Commented on this photo:

    Three lost souls just looking for a place to die.

  26. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Heard from just off shore: “Thar she blows!!!”

  27. Taylor Lautner Spandex Pants Under Shorts Parkour Tracers Set
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    One must be careful when lighting farts.

  28. Jay-Z Robert Kraft Shaking Hands 40/40 Club 10 Year Anniversary
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yessa massah. I’s suprised to be heeya!”

  29. David Arquette Bleach Blonde Hair Tracksuit Universal Studios
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a performance art piece titled Failure at Life.”

  30. Taylor Lautner Spandex Pants Under Shorts Parkour Tracers Set
    martian
    Commented on this photo:

    I already don’t give a shit about this movie.

  31. Nicolas Cage Tokarev Set
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s trying to decide what his tic will be for this movie…

  32. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Imagine what it must be like to be Fish – you look at this, and realize this is your life.

  33. Michael Cera Gaby Hoffman Sebastian Silva
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    I just realized that the fact that I likely have the same opinions on Tyler the Creator as these people makes me want to kill myself.

  34. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is that dude with Tonto’s horse?

  35. Brad Pitt Chewing On Glasses World War Z Premeire
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “Brad, there’s a deli right over there.”

  36. Keanu Reeves Scruffy Facial Hair
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’M GROWIN’ A BEARD HERE!”

  37. David Arquette Bleach Blonde Hair Tracksuit Universal Studios
    Commented on this photo:

    Yo I been out there all night slangin’ crystal. You think it’s cake movin’ a pound of meth, one teenth at a time?

  38. Swearin

    All this cross-linking…you paid ALOT of money for those Kelly Brook pics, huh?

  39. Adrian Grenier Hugging Mckenna Grace Giant Pink Bear Goodbye World Premiere LA Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    For some reason, “The Adventures of Smegma the Bear” never really found an audience.

  40. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sorry the collage is so ragged around the edges. They’re only allowed to use safety scissors where the artist lives.”

  41. Taylor Lautner Spandex Pants Under Shorts Parkour Tracers Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus, the comment section pisses me off. You post something, it doesn’t take. You wait an hour, try again, and both comments get posted.

    You’re giving me scowl lines, Fish.

  42. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Haircut
    Commented on this photo:

    Who the fuck are these new people who give thumbs down to anyone who makes a negative comment about someone? Don’t they understand the concept here?

  43. Jaden Smith Ridiculous Clothes Dickface LAX
    Blunt force trauma
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah , this idiot needs to be emancipated all right . Does this kid ride the short bus except when he is making movies ? Needs to go back to school for remedial being

  44. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
    Commented on this photo:

    Why did she decide to forgo pants for long underwear?

  45. Taylor Lautner Spandex Pants Under Shorts Parkour Tracers Set
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Crouching Asshole

  46. Wayne Brady Bue Afro Wig Monsters University
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder why he had his hair dyed blue…

  47. Leilani Dowding Butt Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice shape. Great meat. Good god, let’s eat.

  48. Jay-Z Robert Kraft Shaking Hands 40/40 Club 10 Year Anniversary
    Commented on this photo:

    “Twenty-fi’ dollahs a week? Jist fo’ pickin’ up de dog mess and den mowin’ yo’ lawn? I be dere bright and early!”

  49. Jason Statham Hummingbird Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “Say mate. I’ll bet I can fit that camera totally up your arse without even usin’ any lubrication…”

  50. Nicolas Cage Tokarev Set
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    Has someone informed him the movie is called “Tokarev”, and not “Man On The Moon”?

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