The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.18.13

June 18th, 2013 // 381 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is above a gallery of topless Kelly Brook pics that I’m in no way attempting to shamelessly redirect you to. Please, do not go back to these topless Kelly Brook pics, or you won’t see Adrian Grenier and some awful off-camera parents, Taylor Lautner practicing the “Wife Came Home Early Hollywood Hills Mansion Exit” he learned from Tom Cruise, and Jay-Z laughing at how Obama won’t even get this asshole’s ring back, but totally made him the king of Cuba.

H to the IZZO! (I Have no clue what that means, but I’ll assume it’s this.)

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Adrian Grenier Hugging Mckenna Grace Giant Pink Bear Goodbye World Premiere LA Film Festival
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    “No, his name isn’t ‘Peter Bear,’ it’s…”

  2. Captain Jerk

    Tobias Sammet is a God!

  3. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    Oh, that reminds me. I need to buy four canned hams.

  4. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
    Captain Jerk
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    Thats the poster child of a poor diet and all kinds of future health diseases.

  5. Dania Ramirez Cleavage Being Dusted Off Devious Maids Premiere
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    Now that “The Office” is over, Angela Kinsey can’t seem to find another acting gig.

  6. Ed Westwick Cheesy Moustache Unzipped Fly
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    Cheech?

  7. Taylor Lautner Spandex Pants Under Shorts Parkour Tracers Set
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    He might look like an alpaca, but he can leap like a gazelle.

  8. Ed Westwick Cheesy Moustache Unzipped Fly
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    “Ed Westwick” is actually his porn name. It indicates that his dick curves to the left.

  9. Jaden Smith Ridiculous Clothes Dickface LAX
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    “No one’s going to remember how bad my movie bombed after World War Z opens on Friday.”

  10. Katie Price Kieran Hayler Costumes Book Launch
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    “Take the mask off!”
    “You first bitch!”

  11. Keanu Reeves Scruffy Facial Hair
    Putrid
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    Dude couldn’t grow a full beard to save his life.

  12. Leilani Dowding Butt Yoga Pants
    Sinar
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    *A*S*S*

  13. Jay-Z Robert Kraft Shaking Hands 40/40 Club 10 Year Anniversary
    Plasmic
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    Hey Jay, do you think you could get Putin to give me back my ring? He’s not returning my calls.

  14. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Haircut
    Haircut 100
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    Nice haircut.

  15. Jay-Z Robert Kraft Shaking Hands 40/40 Club 10 Year Anniversary
    CK
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    “I luvs yo’ cheese!!!”

  16. Jaden Smith Ridiculous Clothes Dickface LAX
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    “What do you want to be when you grow up, Jaden?”

    “A blow-up doll!”

  17. Michael Cera Gaby Hoffman Sebastian Silva
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    Ewwww. Now I have Indy all OVER me.

  18. Jay-Z Robert Kraft Shaking Hands 40/40 Club 10 Year Anniversary
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    “Oh my God, it’s Wayne Brady. I’m a HUGE fan.”

  19. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
    lawn
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    Having to settle for ugly gingers.

  20. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
    lawn
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    Obtenez le plongeur prêt!

  21. Wayne Brady Bue Afro Wig Monsters University
    lawn
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    He had a kid with Whoopi Goldberg?

  22. Jaden Smith Ridiculous Clothes Dickface LAX
    lawn
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    He’d better be careful he doesn’t get too full of himself.

  23. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    Aspect ratio. I’m sure it’s the aspect ratio.

  24. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
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    Is this an episode of Tiaras & Sausage Casings?

  25. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
    Andy Semite
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    The Rocketeer got fat

  26. Dania Ramirez Cleavage Being Dusted Off Devious Maids Premiere
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    Now that myfriends is hirsute – a weedwhacker to shave with?

  27. Ed Westwick Cheesy Moustache Unzipped Fly
    Lou Braccant
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    Ed Westwick leaving ‘Suck-Du So Much Cock’ Nightclub

  28. Taylor Lautner Spandex Pants Under Shorts Parkour Tracers Set
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    Geez that guy can sure swing a bat….

  29. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Haircut
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    “Renfield, I have a nice spider for you!”

  30. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
    navvet75
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    ” a bag a bag” My kingdom for a bag

  31. Katie Price Kieran Hayler Costumes Book Launch
    the old man
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    She launched a book??? I never imagined she could spell “book.”

  32. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
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    Could he pick a more vague title?

  33. Dania Ramirez Cleavage Being Dusted Off Devious Maids Premiere
    Schadenfreude
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    That’s it, put the boom mike down there for the vagina monologues.

  34. Keanu Reeves Scruffy Facial Hair
    Schadenfreude
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    No, dude, I really was Ted “Theodore” Logan and Neo. And no, I’m not Russell Crowe.

  35. Henry Cavill Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Premiere Madrid
    Jenn
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    No, you’re not sitting with me, I saw you eat those beans, Mr. Smelly Pants.

  36. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
    Kel
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    Is that a boner? If so, there better be a naked Victoria’s Secret model somewhere in his view.

  37. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Jeans
    Jenn
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    No, sorry, all ho’s go around back to the service entrance.

  38. Melissa Joan Hart Butt Tight Dress Holding Son Monsters University Premiere
    Charlesatlas
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    Baby has a toupee on.

  39. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
    Jenn
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    Sometimes, “handsome+pretty = holy shit, WTF, kill it!” so, let this be a lesson, always bag before you boink.

  40. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
    Senor Trout
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    ‘Ze carriage, she cannot ride! It has not, how you say..?’

    ‘Shock absorbers?’

    ‘Oui! Oui! She has not ze shock absorbers!’

  41. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
    Buba
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    Why is she dressed as the Rocketeer?

  42. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
    SMB
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    …sure, when HE does it, it’s “art” …when I do it, it’s “evidence.”

  43. Jason Statham Hummingbird Premiere
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    He and Rosie must have the best looking sex ever.

  44. Leilani Dowding Butt Yoga Pants
    Knobby
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    Page 3 stunnah

  45. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    I heard that her sister is even uglier, but I’d guess that was a Rumor.

  46. Nicolas Cage Tokarev Set
    Pierce Bronzetan
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    He thought he was at a movie premiere. Turns out it was a bukkake party. Now he has to wipe his Face… Off.

  47. Wayne Brady Bue Afro Wig Monsters University
    Vladimir
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    Wayne Brady makes Mickey Mouse look like Malcolm X…

  48. David Arquette Bleach Blonde Hair Tracksuit Universal Studios
    Vladimir
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    WTF? It’s like Eminem and Justin Bieber reproduced…

  49. Ed Westwick Cheesy Moustache Unzipped Fly
    Vladimir
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    Book Of Mormon Security…

  50. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
    Bob
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    I think Bruce and Demi should have done a bit more research into their family trees before producing kids. “Wait, your grandma is named Mary too? Wow, what a coincidence!”

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