The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.18.13

June 18th, 2013 // 381 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is above a gallery of topless Kelly Brook pics that I’m in no way attempting to shamelessly redirect you to. Please, do not go back to these topless Kelly Brook pics, or you won’t see Adrian Grenier and some awful off-camera parents, Taylor Lautner practicing the “Wife Came Home Early Hollywood Hills Mansion Exit” he learned from Tom Cruise, and Jay-Z laughing at how Obama won’t even get this asshole’s ring back, but totally made him the king of Cuba.

H to the IZZO! (I Have no clue what that means, but I’ll assume it’s this.)

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Henry Cavill Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Premiere Madrid
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    “Thank God you only *played* my dad – this thing about sons growing up to look like their fathers really scares me.”

  2. David Arquette Bleach Blonde Hair Tracksuit Universal Studios
    anonymous
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    LOL….he actually went to Universal Studios…..as a tourist?

  3. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    It wouldn’t look as grotesque if it wasn’t for the strings pressing into the flesh.

  4. Adrian Grenier Hugging Mckenna Grace Giant Pink Bear Goodbye World Premiere LA Film Festival
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    How long did it take for Chris Hansen to show up?

  5. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
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    Seriously, not one attractive daughter?

  6. Dania Ramirez Cleavage Being Dusted Off Devious Maids Premiere
    kravdan
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    Consuelo, not now!
    No I clean knee, knee is dirty. You are all out of Windex.

  7. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
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    If MJ were alive, this guy would be an instant millionaire.

  8. Wayne Brady Bue Afro Wig Monsters University
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    There’s a Hues Corporation tribute band?

  9. Sharon Stone Medical Clown Hadassah Hospital Jerusalem
    bigalkie
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    Ahhhh Gilligan..You made it off The Island!

  10. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
    bigalkie
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    GENETICS

  11. Ed Westwick Cheesy Moustache Unzipped Fly
    anonymous
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    Hell I thought this was Jimmy Fallon after having security blow him.

  12. Jaden Smith Ridiculous Clothes Dickface LAX
    kravdan
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    Jaden, did you see After Earth? No? Apparently nobody else did either.

  13. Leilani Dowding Butt Yoga Pants
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    Well, hello there.

  14. Keanu Reeves Scruffy Facial Hair
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    “There is no spoon… but I’ll be damned if they’re not selling ice cream sundaes over there!”

  15. Ed Westwick Cheesy Moustache Unzipped Fly
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    Is Cirque du Soir a gay bar?

  16. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
    bigalkie
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    Hugh Jass….Paging Hugh Jass…

  17. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Haircut
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    Both he and Rupert Grint look like they’ve matured into fine, strapping heroin addicts. When’s Emma Watson’s turn?

  18. David Arquette Bleach Blonde Hair Tracksuit Universal Studios
    bigalkie
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    Crispin Glover

  19. Jaden Smith Ridiculous Clothes Dickface LAX
    bigalkie
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    CROWDFUNDING.. This goofy asshole kid and Jared Leto..In a cage match fight to the death. How much could we raise?

  20. Melissa Joan Hart Butt Tight Dress Holding Son Monsters University Premiere
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    Damn, she got a monster in the back of that dress….

  21. Ed Westwick Cheesy Moustache Unzipped Fly
    kaschuh
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    What do birds do?

  22. Ed Westwick Cheesy Moustache Unzipped Fly
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    “Well I de-clare, the glory holes in this establishment are amazingly droll.”

  23. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    The scary thing is she’s actually wearing a pair of Bermuda shorts.

  24. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
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    It’s missing the pyramid of scented candles, which really is key, but otherwise, I don’t see how this is any different from the shrine in the back of your average pedophile’s closet.

  25. Wayne Brady Bue Afro Wig Monsters University
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    Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a furry?

  26. Brad Pitt Chewing On Glasses World War Z Premeire
    jj
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    the hand is pointing to the nearest barber

  27. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Haircut
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    Heil Hogwarts!

  28. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Jeans
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    It’s The Pointer Sisters.

  29. Sharon Stone Medical Clown Hadassah Hospital Jerusalem
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    Those gray teeth…

  30. Henry Cavill Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Premiere Madrid
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    “Let’s get Super Gay”.

  31. Taylor Lautner Spandex Pants Under Shorts Parkour Tracers Set
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    He may look like an alpaca, but he leaps like a gazelle.

  32. Henry Cavill Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Premiere Madrid
    caley
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    “C’mon heat vision, work your magic!”

  33. David Arquette Bleach Blonde Hair Tracksuit Universal Studios
    Erik
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    Vanilla Lice

  34. Ed Westwick Cheesy Moustache Unzipped Fly
    Erik
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    Invisible Handcuffs!

  35. Keanu Reeves Scruffy Facial Hair
    caley
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    From the makers of the Sad Keanu meme, we have a new one: sad, mystified transient women who look like Sad Keanu.

  36. Jay-Z Robert Kraft Shaking Hands 40/40 Club 10 Year Anniversary
    caley
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    “Give back my ring, you commie sonofabitch!”
    “Oh old people!”

  37. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
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    AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  38. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    Quick push her back into the ocean! She’s dying!

  39. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
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    Kelly ate the prince before he could dance with Cinderella there.

  40. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
    jj
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    I see they made neverland ranch a tour spot

  41. Jaden Smith Ridiculous Clothes Dickface LAX
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    Someone should have warned Will Smith that he was going to make Jaden’s face stay that way if he did that too often.

  42. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
    jj
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    In the real fairy tale, the carriage is supposed to turn into a pumpkin, not kelly clarkson

  43. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
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    Good to see Corky is doing so well.

  44. Sharon Stone Medical Clown Hadassah Hospital Jerusalem
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    “That face is going to look so *cute* hanging on the wall next to your genitals.”

  45. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
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    Rumer has it .. Scout’s lookin’ a bit like Schlitzie.

  46. Michael Cera Gaby Hoffman Sebastian Silva
    Hank E. Ring
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    That is Daniel Radcliffe in the middle isn’t it?

  47. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    It’s like wrapping elastics around a water balloon.

  48. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
    sprub
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    To paraphrase Sheldon Cooper… she must be very skilled at coitus!

  49. Michael Cera Gaby Hoffman Sebastian Silva
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    Something something John Hamm’s cock something ….

  50. Leilani Dowding Butt Yoga Pants
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    This looks like a scene from GTA : SA.

    She should be running from my machete though.

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