The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.18.13

June 18th, 2013 // 381 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is above a gallery of topless Kelly Brook pics that I’m in no way attempting to shamelessly redirect you to. Please, do not go back to these topless Kelly Brook pics, or you won’t see Adrian Grenier and some awful off-camera parents, Taylor Lautner practicing the “Wife Came Home Early Hollywood Hills Mansion Exit” he learned from Tom Cruise, and Jay-Z laughing at how Obama won’t even get this asshole’s ring back, but totally made him the king of Cuba.

H to the IZZO! (I Have no clue what that means, but I’ll assume it’s this.)

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Leilani Dowding Butt Yoga Pants
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    “Did somebody throw a quarter at me?”

  2. Ed Westwick Cheesy Moustache Unzipped Fly
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    Must be George Michael’s bar.

  3. Keanu Reeves Scruffy Facial Hair
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    “As you can see, Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush.”

  4. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Haircut
    broduhjenner
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    this is what happens when pete doherty and macaulay culkin get together.

  5. Dania Ramirez Cleavage Being Dusted Off Devious Maids Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    I bet I can guess why she needs her knee polished.

  6. David Arquette Bleach Blonde Hair Tracksuit Universal Studios
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    Between this dickweed and Jonathon Reese Myers, I don’t think Im ever gonna stop drinking.

  7. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
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    Fascinating. It is as if her face is imploding.

  8. Ed Westwick Cheesy Moustache Unzipped Fly
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    That’s the gayest security guard I’ve ever seen.

  9. Jason Statham Hummingbird Premiere
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    “Psyche! It’s not Rosie! It’s my ass.”

  10. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Haircut
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    Harry Potted And The Sidewalk By All The Bars

  11. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
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    Mayim Biyalik is looking a lot better to me these days.

  12. Ed Westwick Cheesy Moustache Unzipped Fly
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    Who leaving the what now?

  13. Brad Pitt Chewing On Glasses World War Z Premeire
    Icehawg
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    “Man-o-man…look at them titties….”

  14. Dania Ramirez Cleavage Being Dusted Off Devious Maids Premiere
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    Those knees have seen a lot of floors. She needs to keep them from getting ashy.

  15. Melissa Joan Hart Butt Tight Dress Holding Son Monsters University Premiere
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    On this week’s episode, Clarissa explains to me where she got that ass from and how she hid it from me for the past 15 years.

  16. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra
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    Nipples at the ready.

  17. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Jeans
    BorrisMorris
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    “Please tell you master Cyper Diaz that his clone army will be ready on schedule.”

  18. Michael Cera Gaby Hoffman Sebastian Silva
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    Gaby looks like she’s seeing crystal fairies right now.

  19. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
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    With an ass like hers you’re going to need a bigger carriage.

  20. Katie Price Kieran Hayler Costumes Book Launch
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    How much vomit can that mask hold?

  21. Leilani Dowding Butt Yoga Pants
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    Sexy body.

  22. Katie Price Kieran Hayler Costumes Book Launch
    ThisWillHurt
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    The most disturbing thing about this picture? Katie Price wrote a book.

  23. Ed Westwick Cheesy Moustache Unzipped Fly
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    My name *panther growl* is Keith Stone!

  24. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
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    ive seen worse.
    like when rumer and her are photographed together.

  25. Michael Cera Gaby Hoffman Sebastian Silva
    Brought It
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    Gaby, hun, tooth whitening. Look into it.

  26. Jason Statham Hummingbird Premiere
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    My favourite action star right now. I love the Transporter movies.

  27. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Haircut
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    Harry Potter is the new face of heroin.

  28. Jay-Z Robert Kraft Shaking Hands 40/40 Club 10 Year Anniversary
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    “I know they are not on the best of terms, but could you see if Mikhail Prokhorov would talk to Putin for me? You see I seem to have lost…”
    “Ha Ha!”

  29. Henry Cavill Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Premiere Madrid
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    Son, I’m afraid all that damage you did to Metropolis will have to come out of your allowance.

  30. Katie Price Kieran Hayler Costumes Book Launch
    JC
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    Dear U.K.,

    Whenever you think about going on about how cultured you are compared to “the colonies,” remember this picture and shut your pie holes. Actually, just keep them shut in general. Your teeth are atrocious.

    Signed,
    The Colonies

  31. Jay-Z Robert Kraft Shaking Hands 40/40 Club 10 Year Anniversary
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    “Jay, I know they are not on the best of terms but could you ask Mikhail Prokhorov to talk to Putin for me? You see I seem to have lost my…”
    “Ha Ha!”

  32. Michael Cera Gaby Hoffman Sebastian Silva
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    my first thought was that corey feldman is really blind drunk.

  33. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
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    What a scunt.

  34. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    Release the Ass Crack-en!

  35. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Haircut
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    “Ok, I found a pen, well I stole it. All I have to do is sign 20 photos and you’ll give me some A-Bombs?”

  36. Jaden Smith Ridiculous Clothes Dickface LAX
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    another one getting sued for stealing kim kartrashiass’s signiture pose.

  37. Taylor Lautner Spandex Pants Under Shorts Parkour Tracers Set
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    First anal penetration is the hardest.

  38. Michael Cera Gaby Hoffman Sebastian Silva
    Marcie
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    Gaby – hasn’t anyone in Hollywood told you about teeth whitening. FUCK. You’re welcome.

  39. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
    Wrynoceros
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    [penis not to scale]

  40. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
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    Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Booty.

  41. Jaden Smith Ridiculous Clothes Dickface LAX
    Marie P
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    Nice skirt you ass clown

  42. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
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    I had no idea Bruce had a daughter with Downs.

  43. Michael Cera Gaby Hoffman Sebastian Silva
    Wrynoceros
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    “Frida Kahlo – the teen years”, sank like a stone

  44. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
    Amber
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    She looks like she has down syndrome.

  45. Katie Price Kieran Hayler Costumes Book Launch
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    I thought it was Nicki Minaj.

  46. Keanu Reeves Scruffy Facial Hair
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    Keanu Reeves, shown here with his stunt double.

  47. Leilani Dowding Butt Yoga Pants
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    Caught me.

  48. Jay-Z Robert Kraft Shaking Hands 40/40 Club 10 Year Anniversary
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    DY-NO-MITE!

  49. Doutzen Kroes Cleavage Almost Wardrobe Malfunction
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    She should have that chest polyp looked at. It’s all about prevention!

  50. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
    anonymous
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    Huh….I guess that whole weight loss because of love thing has run its course. Big Kelly is making a comeback.

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