The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.18.13

June 18th, 2013 // 381 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is above a gallery of topless Kelly Brook pics that I’m in no way attempting to shamelessly redirect you to. Please, do not go back to these topless Kelly Brook pics, or you won’t see Adrian Grenier and some awful off-camera parents, Taylor Lautner practicing the “Wife Came Home Early Hollywood Hills Mansion Exit” he learned from Tom Cruise, and Jay-Z laughing at how Obama won’t even get this asshole’s ring back, but totally made him the king of Cuba.

H to the IZZO! (I Have no clue what that means, but I’ll assume it’s this.)

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Haircut
    Emma Watson's vagina
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    Doh *have is shave.

  2. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    Can science explain this? Checkmate Atheists!

  3. Adrian Grenier Hugging Mckenna Grace Giant Pink Bear Goodbye World Premiere LA Film Festival
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    Looks like Mena Suvari in the middle.

  4. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
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    someone forgot to put quotes around “artist”.

  5. Michael Cera Gaby Hoffman Sebastian Silva
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    HMMM, a couple of Crystal meth addicts at a crystal fairy event.

  6. Sharon Stone Medical Clown Hadassah Hospital Jerusalem
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    this looks anti-semitic in some fashion or another.

  7. Dania Ramirez Cleavage Being Dusted Off Devious Maids Premiere
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    Damn flies.

  8. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
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    It’s Princess Dumpling.

  9. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
    Smapdi
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    A fail, yet still better than Kanye’s ‘American Psycho’.

  10. Katie Price Kieran Hayler Costumes Book Launch
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    In this version, shouldn’t plastic surgery convert the ugly frog into a handsome prince, instead of a kiss?

  11. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
    Emma Watson's vagina
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    I see Scout is going the Tara Reid way of dating.

  12. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
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    In Paris she’s considered “Reuben-esque”. That’s after the sandwich, not the painter.

  13. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
    Tiggles
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    Fatty Godmother.

  14. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Haircut
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    Hairy Pothead.

  15. Wayne Brady Bue Afro Wig Monsters University
    Smapdi
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    Leave it to Khloe Kardashian to photobomb an otherwise nice Brady family photo.

  16. Brad Pitt Chewing On Glasses World War Z Premeire
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    “If I put the glasses in my mouth, I will look smart.”

  17. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
    yourmom
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    With a face like this, I can only assume Bruce & Demi have did some awful shady shit.

  18. Jaden Smith Ridiculous Clothes Dickface LAX
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    Jaden, show us how you’d get work if your dad didn’t carry you.

  19. Jaden Smith Ridiculous Clothes Dickface LAX
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    Is he doing motion capture for porn?

  20. Henry Cavill Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Premiere Madrid
    broduhjenner
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    if Russell Crow really is in this film, it will be called the man of pig iron-not steel.

  21. Nicolas Cage Tokarev Set
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    I can STILL be Superman! Check out the hair!”

  22. Jason Statham Hummingbird Premiere
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    Faack Orff

  23. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
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    Didn’t know that Gus was an official Disney character.

  24. Brad Pitt Chewing On Glasses World War Z Premeire
    huh?
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    “yeah shheeeee? ya’ll never take me alive sheeee?”

  25. Ed Westwick Cheesy Moustache Unzipped Fly
    yourmom
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    And by leaving, you mean, kicked out for jacking off in the theater?

  26. Sharon Stone Medical Clown Hadassah Hospital Jerusalem
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    Poor schlemiel, everyone else in his family became doctors.

  27. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
    Tiggles
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    Mock if you like, but the piece was purchased for six figures by a benefactor listed only as “Travolta, J.”.

  28. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
    chrisbreezyboxingacademy
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    who ever could have guessed that “Bruce Willis’s ugly daughter with the weird chin” wasn’t Rumer?

  29. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
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    Justin Bieber has replaced Christina Ricci as the goth collage centerpiece of choice.

  30. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
    broduhjenner
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    chuba chub chub a big ass with some jugs. who do you think it be? a butcher? a baker? a candlestick maker? or just some fame whore by the sea.

  31. Michael Cera Gaby Hoffman Sebastian Silva
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    Man, now I’ve got Indy all OVER me.

  32. Jaden Smith Ridiculous Clothes Dickface LAX
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    You’re fucking kidding me.

  33. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
    broduhjenner
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    usher just dropped a load (of money) to buy this thing.

  34. Justin Bieber Dildo Collage Everything Is Fucked By Aritist Paul Yore
    puddin'butt
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    the artist commented ” obviously it is abstract. were it realism the penis would have been sticking into Bieber and nou out of him”

  35. Nicolas Cage Tokarev Set
    Deacon Jones
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    “How do you like the script so far, Mr Cage?”

    “This movie is going to *suck*, its perfect.”

  36. Miranda Kerr Naked Under Flag Instagram
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    Such an angelic face

  37. Henry Cavill Russell Crowe Man Of Steel Premiere Madrid
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    “I’m sorry, Russell. McDonald’s isn’t selling the McRib right now.”

  38. Scout Willis Red Headed Mystery Man
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    Oh my god she is ugly….and it thought rumor was bad

  39. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Jeans
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    That’s a really nice ass.

  40. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    That white stuff in the waves isn’t sea foam. It’s shark cum.

  41. Katie Price Kieran Hayler Costumes Book Launch
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    Sorry, Princess, but THIS curse can only be broken with a vigorous brumski.

  42. Daniel Radcliffe Weird Haircut
    Mista Smoove and Silky
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    Cocaine’s a hell-a-va drug!!!

  43. Melissa Joan Hart Butt Tight Dress Holding Son Monsters University Premiere
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    This week, Clarissa explains where babies come from.

  44. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
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    I want to throw one of her legs on my grill.

  45. Melissa Joan Hart Butt Tight Dress Holding Son Monsters University Premiere
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    aww what a cute baby boy!

  46. Kelly Clarkson Fat Legs Tight Pants Posing With Cinderella Disneyland Paris
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    those legs will give me nightmares tonight

  47. David Arquette Bleach Blonde Hair Tracksuit Universal Studios
    broduhjenner
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    obviously, a pro-abortionist. and i have to give it to him for going about it in such an ironic way.

  48. Katie Price Kieran Hayler Costumes Book Launch
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    I hope that’s a Sleestak, otherwise that’s the worst frog mask ever. And don’t even get me started on the guy in the blue cape. His mask is even worse.

  49. Leilani Dowding Butt Yoga Pants
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    Cute body!

  50. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Jeans
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    It’s like that Hayden Panettiere impersonator is telling that Sharon Stone impersonator that the last one is impersonating Meagan Fox so well, that the paparazzi fell for it.

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