The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.16.15

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I didn’t write another novel about what really was just normal people eating their breakfast, but seemed like an alien landscape to a socially awkward manchild who’s spent the last five years pretending that putting tits on the Internet is a real job. Go into finance, kids. Trust me on this one. Anyway, for today’s Weird Face Buttfest, we’ve got the Alec Baldwin looking like the young, spry parent an infant deserves, Raven Symone something something Bill Cosby’s dressing room door left open that one time, and Jeb Bush’s face saying it all. “Yep, this is happening and you’re powerless to stop me. Deal with it.”

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