The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.16.14

June 17th, 2014 // 464 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed starring Alec Baldwin‘s pantless young wife up there who’s Instagram I just discovered today and holy shit is that thing a goldmine. I will never understand that man’s level of rage since he basically has a bendy straw with a vagina doing goddamned splits all over his apartment all the time. Although, I’m now going to link to his daughter’s buttcheek as well as Paz de la Huerta continuing to make his beloved city a wasteland of drunken daytime prostitution, so there is that…

And nevermind, I’m back to not getting this guy at all again,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Halle Berry Cleavage Belly Baby Weight Extant Premiere
    YadaYada
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    Still bringin’ the heat (& the crazy).

  2. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Silk Robe Curly Black Wig
    YadaYada
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    Is that Tim Curry in Rocky Horror Picture Show?

  3. Kanye West Playing With Wedding Ring Cannes Lions International Festival Of Creativity Press Conference
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    “Is that Riccardo? Let me just slip this thing off …”

  4. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Silk Robe Curly Black Wig
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    Pretty sure I saw that porn on betamax.

  5. Joe Jonas Carrying Sneakers Running From Tour Bus
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    That’s funny. I thought he’d be running *towards* that kind of truck.

  6. Wilmer Valderrama Group Of Young Girls Hollywood Bowl
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Pretty sure that violates some sort of court order.

  7. Chris Martin One Man Band A Sky Full Of Stars Music Video
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    This guy sure has seemed joyful lately. I wonder what it could be?

  8. Abigail Breslin Racy Photo Shoot
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    hooker toliet

  9. Kellan Lutz Velvet Suit Talking On Cellphone
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Is that a food truck?

  10. Kanye West Playing With Wedding Ring Cannes Lions International Festival Of Creativity Press Conference
    Short Round
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    Any man who can convince himself he’s in love with Kim deserves to be at a creativity festival.

  11. Khloe Kardashian Pig Mask Huge Butt Leather Skirt Instagram
    Don Draper's Dad
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    The truth revealed!

  12. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    The Most Interesting
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    Hennifer! The World Cup TV! She has more attractive women sweating in ze stands!

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
    it had to be said
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    No bueno.

  14. Khloe Kardashian Pig Mask Huge Butt Leather Skirt Instagram
    JW
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    “OK, now take of the pig mask and now you’re a Wookie taking a bite out of the giant donut.”

  15. Khloe Kardashian Pig Mask Huge Butt Leather Skirt Instagram
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    an improvement!

  16. Khloe Kardashian Pig Mask Huge Butt Leather Skirt Instagram
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    The pig mask is actually a huge improvement. She went from disgusting pig-face to standard pig-face.

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
    Short Round
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    She’s actually breaking in. That is a locked door she managed to open just by leveraging it against her ginormous ass.

  18. Wilmer Valderrama Group Of Young Girls Hollywood Bowl
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    Which of you lovely young ladies would like some cocaine? Adderall?

  19. Kate Walsh Boyfriend Chris Case In Pool
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    “What the hell is this?”
    “I told you, honey—shrinkage.”

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
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    Her ass is afraid she’s going to the gym and is trying to head the other way.

  21. Hilaria Baldwin No Pants Yoga Pose Steering Boat Instagram
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    I wish I owned a boat. It sure would beat digging in the middle of a mosquito-infested forest. Man, do I ever itch!

  22. Kanye West Playing With Wedding Ring Cannes Lions International Festival Of Creativity Press Conference
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    I guess it was too warm outside for leather jogging pants.

  23. Shia LaBeouf Flasher T Shirt Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    Short Round
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    Looks like the drugs are wearing off or his medication started working because he looks almost normal.

  24. Behati Prinsloo Side Boob 2014 Fragrance Foundation Awards
    coljack
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    Scientists had long debated whether current models of the universe supported its existence before finally getting a confirmed observation of sideunderboob on June 16, 2014.

  25. Hilaria Baldwin No Pants Yoga Pose Steering Boat Instagram
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    If this had been the plot to Speed 2, it wouldn’t have bombed at the box office.

  26. Kanye West Playing With Wedding Ring Cannes Lions International Festival Of Creativity Press Conference
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    The panel for the Festival of Narcissism and Self-Indulgence must have already been full.

  27. Khloe Kardashian Pig Mask Huge Butt Leather Skirt Instagram
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    The most self-aware of the Kardashians.

  28. Whitney Cummings Cleavage The Late Show With David Letterman
    coljack
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    Excuse me, Goodwill? Yes, I was specifically told my gam gam’s couch would go to a family in need!

  29. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    See? When you cover her eyes up, her smile looks real.

  30. Kate Walsh Boyfriend Chris Case In Pool
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    I don’t think I’ve ever looked that sad about a pool handy.

  31. Kate Walsh Boyfriend Chris Case In Pool
    brick
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    “You know that wad of pubic hair I ripped from my crotch yesterday? Today, it’s your turn!”

  32. Khloe Kardashian Pig Mask Huge Butt Leather Skirt Instagram
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    The only was this picture would be better would be if she was wearing a fur coat standing next to Harrison Ford.

  33. Behati Prinsloo Side Boob 2014 Fragrance Foundation Awards
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    She just saw the Khloe Kardashian picture.

  34. Khloe Kardashian Pig Mask Huge Butt Leather Skirt Instagram
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    No makeup day at the donut shop

  35. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Ethan Hawke Boyhood Special Screening
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    Her cans are as big as her head.

  36. Shia LaBeouf Flasher T Shirt Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    I still would.

    Hit him with a shovel, I mean.

  37. Wilmer Valderrama Group Of Young Girls Hollywood Bowl
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    They love his work on Handy Manny.

  38. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Silk Robe Curly Black Wig
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    I thought Linda Lovelace was dead.

    And looking at this picture, I still think that.

  39. Shia LaBeouf Flasher T Shirt Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    brick
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    “Yep I’m on douchebag patrol and yes I am fully aware I will be capturing myself before the end of the day.”

  40. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Ethan Hawke Boyhood Special Screening
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    she’s looking better than she has…I wonder why

  41. Kanye West Playing With Wedding Ring Cannes Lions International Festival Of Creativity Press Conference
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    Princess Leia said it best when she said: “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I though”.

  42. Shia LaBeouf Flasher T Shirt Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    Is that a man or a woman behind him?

  43. John Malkovich Scarf Cuffed Jeans
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    Just stop it you dipshit

  44. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
    AteIsEnough
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    That ass is huge. I’m surprised it doesn’t have an orbit!

  45. Whitney Cummings Cleavage The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Whitney’s looking quite doable these days.

  46. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    “Miss, you don’t understand, this is public prop–”

    “No, you don’ unnerstan. This is m’house.”

  47. Kanye West Playing With Wedding Ring Cannes Lions International Festival Of Creativity Press Conference
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    Does he know his wife is flapping her tits with his daughter in the streets of New York. Does he care?

  48. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Silk Robe Curly Black Wig
    RK
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    there is not gaga, only zuul

  49. Hilaria Baldwin No Pants Yoga Pose Steering Boat Instagram
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    Pfft…Tommy Lee did it better.

  50. Shia LaBeouf Flasher T Shirt Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    Jason Schwartzman is not amused…

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