The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.16.14

June 17th, 2014 // 464 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed starring Alec Baldwin‘s pantless young wife up there who’s Instagram I just discovered today and holy shit is that thing a goldmine. I will never understand that man’s level of rage since he basically has a bendy straw with a vagina doing goddamned splits all over his apartment all the time. Although, I’m now going to link to his daughter’s buttcheek as well as Paz de la Huerta continuing to make his beloved city a wasteland of drunken daytime prostitution, so there is that…

And nevermind, I’m back to not getting this guy at all again,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
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    BOING

  2. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    “… and an extra $50 if the dog joins in.”

  3. Joseph Gordon Levitt Climbing Onto Traffic Light The Walk Set
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    Game of Stop Lights.

  4. Melanie Griffith Cleavage
    Joe Blow
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    Him: “You’re kidding me.”

    Her: “Nope. Not too far from here we used to throw at least ten Christians to the lions every day.”

  5. Khloe Kardashian Pig Mask Huge Butt Leather Skirt Instagram
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    AH HA HA HA HA!

  6. Hilaria Baldwin No Pants Yoga Pose Steering Boat Instagram
    Flatliner
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    What a useless pose. Too awkward to get a good beej or shag from behind. Might as well just stand there and steer the boat while she washes your balls.

  7. Jaime King Swimsuit Pale Skin Snorkel
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    Not pictured: Aquaman floating face up in the water.

  8. Abigail Breslin Racy Photo Shoot
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    That’s gonna leave a heluva mark on yer ass darlin.

  9. Halle Berry Cleavage Belly Baby Weight Extant Premiere
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    Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!

  10. Kate Walsh Boyfriend Chris Case In Pool
    o'chunt
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    Hey, that’s Kenny Powers!

  11. John Malkovich Scarf Cuffed Jeans
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    It’s called an inseam. Have you heard of it?

  12. Luci Ford Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    HA! The door has hinges on both sides! Totally Photoshopped.

  13. Luci Ford Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    Oh say can you see…
    My butthole.

  14. John Malkovich Scarf Cuffed Jeans
    Flatliner
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    Popeye waited until retirement to come out of the closet.

  15. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Silk Robe Curly Black Wig
    Dirk Diggler
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    Goddamn I miss 80′s porn

  16. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    Spare some change, sir?
    You’re not going to use it for booze are you?
    So…can I have it?

  17. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Silk Robe Curly Black Wig
    Flatliner
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    That woman’s expression in the background says it all.

  18. Hilaria Baldwin No Pants Yoga Pose Steering Boat Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    That is what Alec means when he says “assume the position.”

  19. Shia LaBeouf Flasher T Shirt Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Boots
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    ” What did you say, I’ll end you with my greasy douche bag attitude!!”

  20. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Silk Robe Curly Black Wig
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    I introduce to you ” Pickle Tits” Lady GaGa’s alternative ego.

  21. Melanie Griffith Cleavage
    Dick Nose
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    Excuse me ma’am , I think your tit rolled out

  22. Wilmer Valderrama Group Of Young Girls Hollywood Bowl
    George P Burdell
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    I think one of the blury guys in the background is ‎Chris Hansen.

  23. Kellan Lutz Velvet Suit Talking On Cellphone
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    This guy is ugly and tacky

  24. Khloe Kardashian Pig Mask Huge Butt Leather Skirt Instagram
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    Big doughnuts bigger ass it works itself all in the end.

  25. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    Ma’am, we heard screaming.

    Screaming? We were fucking, Eddie! Fucking!

  26. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Ethan Hawke Boyhood Special Screening
    George P Burdell
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    Lance and Jody from Pulp Fiction II

  27. Hilaria Baldwin No Pants Yoga Pose Steering Boat Instagram
    Bishop
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    This is how she drives a car too.

  28. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    I think Instagrams should require a “proof of life”, so we know how old these candids really are.

  29. Pamela Anderson Wrinkly Old Face Cleavage Pamela Anderson Foundation Dinner Gala 60th Taormina Film Fest
    Kevyn
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    … and then he honked the horn… WITH HIS DICK!

  30. Joe Jonas Carrying Sneakers Running From Tour Bus
    George P Burdell
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    On the way from his tour guide job to a personal trainer gig.

  31. Khloe Kardashian Pig Mask Huge Butt Leather Skirt Instagram
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    That actually looks pretty hot.

  32. Chris Martin One Man Band A Sky Full Of Stars Music Video
    George P Burdell
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    He is singing a “There is Something About Mary” song because he doesn’t know if was Cameron Diaz and not Gwyneth who starred in the movie.

  33. Abigail Breslin Racy Photo Shoot
    George P Burdell
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    Where is Cory Feldman when you need a price negotiated?

  34. Pamela Anderson Wrinkly Old Face Cleavage Pamela Anderson Foundation Dinner Gala 60th Taormina Film Fest
    ultra
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    tommy just put his dick in the punchbowl again.

  35. Pamela Anderson Wrinkly Old Face Cleavage Pamela Anderson Foundation Dinner Gala 60th Taormina Film Fest
    George P Burdell
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    It is the first time she has seen herself in a mirror for 10 years.

  36. Khloe Kardashian Pig Mask Huge Butt Leather Skirt Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    I’d fuck her is she would wear the mask…and not talk.

  37. Kelly Brook Cleavage Instagram
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    Curious stain on the wood behind her. She may have been there before.

  38. Hilaria Baldwin No Pants Yoga Pose Steering Boat Instagram
    Quagmire
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    Kris Jenner looks so spry!

  39. Joseph Gordon Levitt Climbing Onto Traffic Light The Walk Set
    Minky Wail
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    It’s the second Doctor!

  40. John Malkovich Scarf Cuffed Jeans
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    On the set of the sequel: “Has Been John Malkovich.”

  41. Hilaria Baldwin No Pants Yoga Pose Steering Boat Instagram
    Karma
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    Funny, now that she has the kid and the financial security,
    she starts posting pictures specifically created to fuck with Alec.
    He’s a maniac and this has to be killing him, like she cares.
    It’s time to move on to hubby #2, somebody her own age.
    I think everybody saw this one coming, except for Alec.

  42. Hilaria Baldwin No Pants Yoga Pose Steering Boat Instagram
    Dick Nose'ie
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    wouldn’t be funny if she’s actually retarded and doesn’t know how to actually sit or how not to stand on the counter

  43. Hilaria Baldwin No Pants Yoga Pose Steering Boat Instagram
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    “Fellatio Boat soon will be making another run
    The Fellatio Boat promises something for everyone
    Set a course for adventure
    Your mind on a new romance…”

  44. Hilaria Baldwin No Pants Yoga Pose Steering Boat Instagram
    anonymous
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    Dullest knife in the drawer this one.

  45. Khloe Kardashian Pig Mask Huge Butt Leather Skirt Instagram
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    Moo’s sister, Oink.

  46. Pamela Anderson Wrinkly Old Face Cleavage Pamela Anderson Foundation Dinner Gala 60th Taormina Film Fest
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    “I never should have killed Basil Hallward!”

  47. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    “The last thing I remember was running out of soap…then fast forward 15 years later, and here I am!”

  48. Gerard Butler Mystery Woman Eating Ice Cream Cone
    aj
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    Madness?” “This! Is! South Africa!”

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
    dennis
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    I wonder how much it cost to install door glass that makes her ass look smaller in their reflection?

  50. Hilaria Baldwin No Pants Yoga Pose Steering Boat Instagram
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    I hope she wrecks.

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