The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.16.14

June 17th, 2014 // 464 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed starring Alec Baldwin‘s pantless young wife up there who’s Instagram I just discovered today and holy shit is that thing a goldmine. I will never understand that man’s level of rage since he basically has a bendy straw with a vagina doing goddamned splits all over his apartment all the time. Although, I’m now going to link to his daughter’s buttcheek as well as Paz de la Huerta continuing to make his beloved city a wasteland of drunken daytime prostitution, so there is that…

And nevermind, I’m back to not getting this guy at all again,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Wilmer Valderrama Group Of Young Girls Hollywood Bowl
    anonymous
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    Trollin’ for his next conquest.

  2. Kanye West Playing With Wedding Ring Cannes Lions International Festival Of Creativity Press Conference
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    “I’m sorry, I don’t speak French. What does ‘un cuckold douchebag’ mean in English?”

  3. Wilmer Valderrama Group Of Young Girls Hollywood Bowl
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    “In Fez’s country, you’re legal…”

  4. Kanye West Playing With Wedding Ring Cannes Lions International Festival Of Creativity Press Conference
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    “Is it true that Sir Mix-a-lot wrote his famous song about your wife when she was a baby?”

  5. Ireland Baldwin Buttcheek Legs Short Shorts
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    “Yer mudda wears army boots!”

    What do you mean, that’s not an insult anymore?

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
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    She’s gonna need both those doors to open.

  7. Melanie Griffith Cleavage
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    Per l’ultima volta, non mi chiamo Antonio! Che hanno perso loro nonna?

  8. Wilmer Valderrama Group Of Young Girls Hollywood Bowl
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    “Choo are legal in my heart.”

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
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    Moooooo

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
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    She’s going to have to open both doors.

  11. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Silk Robe Curly Black Wig
    RK
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    there is NO gaga, only zuul…..

    how’d I f that up, right?

  12. Melanie Griffith Cleavage
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    and she aimlessly wandered aournd the city following the stranger for hours, fucking him with her eyes.

  13. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Ethan Hawke Boyhood Special Screening
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ethan Hawke is going to “accidentally” touch those boobs one way or another.

  14. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Ethan Hawke Boyhood Special Screening
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    Ethan Hawke, the poor man’s Skeet Ulrich.

  15. Shia LaBeouf Flasher T Shirt Skinny Jeans Tucked Into Boots
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The bottom of his boot is the size of a tennis racket. I guess you need wide sizes to hold up that much douche.

  16. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Kinda cute for a chick that tries so hard.

  17. Khloe Kardashian Pig Mask Huge Butt Leather Skirt Instagram
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    So she finally removed her mask….

  18. Pamela Anderson Wrinkly Old Face Cleavage Pamela Anderson Foundation Dinner Gala 60th Taormina Film Fest
    spidey
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    Cradar on maximum overdrive

  19. Hilaria Baldwin No Pants Yoga Pose Steering Boat Instagram
    Joe Blow
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    She appears to not know what “motor boating” really means.

  20. Hilaria Baldwin No Pants Yoga Pose Steering Boat Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Someone should alert the Coast Guard.

  21. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage
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    She always looks like she’s trying to explain to a police officer why she did something wrong. If she whips them jugs out, all will be forgiven!

  22. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Jenny from the block waiting for some cock.

  23. Luci Ford Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    The 14th stripe is brown.

  24. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Yoga Pants
    Joe Blowj
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    If she walks backwards, does a warning beeper go off?

  25. Khloe Kardashian Pig Mask Huge Butt Leather Skirt Instagram
    spidey
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    disturbingly, I find that strangely erotic

  26. Joe Jonas Carrying Sneakers Running From Tour Bus
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Okay, everyone… look to your left and you’ll see Joe Jonas who’s apparently late for his shirtless men’s soccer league game.

  27. John Malkovich Scarf Cuffed Jeans
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    He’s leaving without Sun-yi.

  28. Khloe Kardashian Pig Mask Huge Butt Leather Skirt Instagram
    anonymous
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    She thinks she is being humorous. However, this is how the rest of the world truly sees her.

  29. Wilmer Valderrama Group Of Young Girls Hollywood Bowl
    jack
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    “See you in a few years.”

  30. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Silk Robe Curly Black Wig
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    Lady Gagag.

  31. Chris Martin One Man Band A Sky Full Of Stars Music Video
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    Where’s the rusty trombone?

  32. John Malkovich Scarf Cuffed Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    It’s hard to get a hot dungaree fashion fad started but you can see he’s obviously giving it all he’s got.

  33. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Silk Robe Curly Black Wig
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    Lady Gaga – Now with 20% more Dee Snider! ™

  34. Jaime King Swimsuit Pale Skin Snorkel
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    I didn’t know they made SPF 1,000.

  35. Abigail Breslin Racy Photo Shoot
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    so, so would

  36. Joe Jonas Carrying Sneakers Running From Tour Bus
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    ‘Ladies and gentlemen, if you look to your left you’ll see one of Hollywood’s famous gays.”

  37. Gerard Butler Mystery Woman Eating Ice Cream Cone
    Joe Blow
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    “$15 for a half and half? That seems a little steep.”

  38. Jaime King Swimsuit Pale Skin Snorkel
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d love to date you hon’, but my family is very racist against translucent people… it would never work.

  39. Chris Martin One Man Band A Sky Full Of Stars Music Video
    Cock Dr
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    “A Sky Full of Stars”….who did he steal that one from?

  40. Chris Martin One Man Band A Sky Full Of Stars Music Video
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    Consciously uncoupling quality from music.

  41. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Silk Robe Curly Black Wig
    Joe Blow
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    smh

  42. Joseph Gordon Levitt Climbing Onto Traffic Light The Walk Set
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    From the left, he looks like Peter Dinklage with Gerard Depardieu’s head. Now that’s a sequel to Face/Off we all want to see.

  43. Abigail Breslin Racy Photo Shoot
    dontkillthemessenger
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    How much did they pay Paz de La Huerta to vacate this drinking spot?

  44. Luci Ford Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    Yeah, you guys get all upset when the middle easterners burn the flag, but wiping your ass with it is totally okay.

  45. Halle Berry Cleavage Belly Baby Weight Extant Premiere
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    I wonder if it would be possible to just hit it once and avoid all the crazy?

    • First, learn how to speak French…

    • Karma

      David Justice was the first to dip this well, 20yrs ago.
      Just ask him how it worked out… loll

    • buzz

      As long as you are a white and good looking, you should be okay. All she wants is the sperm donation. However, you try to stick around and she’ll immediately start calling you a broke-ass mf’er, tell everyone you called her a n****r, call the cops and report that you assaulted the help and finally move out of the country with your kid in tow.

  46. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Come on girl, we’ve all seen you stripped down to transparent panties with your tits bobbing around, you’ve gottta step up your Instagram game.

  47. Khloe Kardashian Pig Mask Huge Butt Leather Skirt Instagram
    Joe Blow
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    If the mask fits, put it on.

  48. Melanie Griffith Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Comfort comes in the form of shopping and having sex with your shopping assistant.

  49. Kellan Lutz Velvet Suit Talking On Cellphone
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    “The names Bond, Prince Harry Bond.”

  50. Jaime King Swimsuit Pale Skin Snorkel
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    She’s the ghost story that sharks tell their kids.

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