The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.12.12

June 12th, 2012 // 420 Comments

‘I swear to God, if her hand even brushes the lens…’

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which features Julianne Hough for the second day in a row, only this time she’s ready for ‘that thing’ that Ryan likes. We’ve also got Michael Shannon, proving even if you give a lunatic tons of money, there’s still a chance they’ll throw poop at you when you make eye contact. Also, you know how a high-back shoe can make a chick’s ass look fantastic? That did not happen here.

OMFG! RYAN GOSLING FENCES TOO??!! *soaks panties* HE SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY CHRISTIAN GREY!!,

- Photo Boy Women, I meant women are saying that.

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Michael Shannon Dishevled Cut Off Pants Old Worn Shoes
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes, Lord Baal, I do have a cup full of anthrax. Now what?”

  2. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    Raaaaaaaa
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    she only set the inflation device to 1 today? that or she has a slow leak

  3. Maria Menounos Legs Minidress
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    This picture looks great if you imagine that under that frock she’s going commando.

  4. Patrick Duffy
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    “Oops, sorry, Paps.I gotta go… I’m running late for my electro-shock therapy appointment.”

  5. Snooki Butt Tight Pants
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    What a funny looking fireplug!

  6. Ryan Gosling Fencing
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    “I’ll ring the doorbell.”
    “No, I’ll ring the doorbell.”
    “Back off, jerk, I’ll ring the doorbell.”
    “No, asshole, I’m ringing the fucking doorbell…”

  7. Matthew Broderick Bike Cycling Clothes Spandex Helmet
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    “Sergeant-Major Lionel Maurier Bomberry-Rhys-Baker reporting for duty, SUH!”

  8. Michael Shannon Dishevled Cut Off Pants Old Worn Shoes
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    Just looking for a face to eat.

  9. Jennifer Lawrence Bra See Through Shirt
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    She needs to get a role in The Diet Games.

  10. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    Swearin
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    More like Adam’s Apple, amirite?

  11. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
    Swearin
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    Guess she took “Ain’t Nothin’ but a Good Time” literally

  12. Tom Cruise Oblivion
    Swearin
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    So, is this like a sequel to Top Gun, where Maverick is now 50 and has a black guy adjust his package occasionally? Cause that’s what this looks like to me

  13. Bethenny Frankel
    Visible Ink
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    The camera of the paparazzi who disappeared earlier was found. This was the last picture.

  14. Michael Shannon Dishevled Cut Off Pants Old Worn Shoes
    Swearin
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    “Son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!…and maybe give him some spare change?”

  15. Patrick Duffy
    Swearin
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    He’s surprised to see anyone from entertainment media following him around, it’s been a long time…

  16. Ryan Gosling Fencing
    Swearin
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    “Okay kid, so your line is “When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master. Got it?”

  17. Michael Shannon Dishevled Cut Off Pants Old Worn Shoes
    mbcl
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    “I drink your milkshake”

  18. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
    King Diamond
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    Julianne WHO ugh?

  19. Snooki Butt Tight Pants
    King Diamond
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    That looks like Danny DeVito from behind. In his Penguin costume on set of Batman Returns.

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    King Diamond
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    The worst ass of all time. Man have people and the media lowered their standards to make this pig a celebrity for getting pee’d on.

  21. Thomas Ian Nicholas Scruffy Beard SAG Foundation Golf Classic
    King Diamond
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    Captain Caveman

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    Jack Ketch
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    mmmmmMMMMMMOOOOOOooooooo

  23. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Minidress
    George McFly
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    Never been impressed with her and she’s now passed the female expiration date of 30. Go away, you have no talent and you’re a 5.5 at best.

  24. Patrick Duffy
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    Michael J. Fox is in the new Dallas series?

  25. Matthew Broderick Bike Cycling Clothes Spandex Helmet
    doood
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    well at least he isn’t driving

  26. Tom Cruise Oblivion
    cutthecrap
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    Maria Shriver should really keep her hands to herself

  27. Seal Camera Delta Goodrem The Voice
    Hugh Jazz
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    This is what is looks like… when seals cry.

  28. Tom Cruise Oblivion
    BostonBruin
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    Not a woman to be found for miles.

  29. Bethenny Frankel
    EricLr
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    I’m pretty sure you could cut her head off and use it to kill a Kraken.

  30. Matthew Broderick Bike Cycling Clothes Spandex Helmet
    BostonBruin
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    I’m pretty sure that’s Abe Froeman, Sausage KIng of Chicago

  31. Seal Camera Delta Goodrem The Voice
    Dank
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    Someone needs to recharge Seal’s batteries. Seal sad.

  32. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks
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    The only thing more gay than those glasses, that bag, and/or those pants is THAT SHIRT! Auburn blows…it’s Retard U…Geaux Tigers!

  33. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
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    America’s next superstar…what the fuck ever…stick to dancing honey because at least you’re good at that.

  34. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    I would wreck that 25/8. There will be no mercy.

  35. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks
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    Those pants. Is that a thing? For men to wear women’s pants? Count me out.

  36. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
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    Just the after effect of going down on a woman during her period. Happens to the best of us.

  37. Maria Menounos Legs Minidress
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    Perfect woman.

  38. Patrick Duffy
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    Christine Lakin is fucking HOT!!!

  39. Matthew Broderick Bike Cycling Clothes Spandex Helmet
    ri
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    Is that really necessary? It’s not your outfit slowing you down it’s your age. Just ride the fucking bike, that shit is for bike racing not celebrity doucherides.

  40. Jim Carrey Shaggy Hair Cowboy Boots
    Kat
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    People should need a licence to wear aviators.

  41. Maria Menounos Legs Minidress
    squishy
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    Her right thigh looks completely photo shopped!!

  42. Seal Camera Delta Goodrem The Voice
    shaniqua nunyadambidness
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    *counting the bodies*

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