‘I swear to God, if her hand even brushes the lens…’
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which features Julianne Hough for the second day in a row, only this time she’s ready for ‘that thing’ that Ryan likes. We’ve also got Michael Shannon, proving even if you give a lunatic tons of money, there’s still a chance they’ll throw poop at you when you make eye contact. Also, you know how a high-back shoe can make a chick’s ass look fantastic? That did not happen here.
OMFG! RYAN GOSLING FENCES TOO??!! *soaks panties* HE SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY CHRISTIAN GREY!!,
- Photo Boy Women, I meant women are saying that.
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“Yes, Lord Baal, I do have a cup full of anthrax. Now what?”
she only set the inflation device to 1 today? that or she has a slow leak
Good God, man, don’t say slow leak or you’ll get her excited!
This picture looks great if you imagine that under that frock she’s going commando.
“Oops, sorry, Paps.I gotta go… I’m running late for my electro-shock therapy appointment.”
What a funny looking fireplug!
“I’ll ring the doorbell.”
“No, I’ll ring the doorbell.”
“Back off, jerk, I’ll ring the doorbell.”
“No, asshole, I’m ringing the fucking doorbell…”
Apparently no one was home.
“Sergeant-Major Lionel Maurier Bomberry-Rhys-Baker reporting for duty, SUH!”
Just looking for a face to eat.
She needs to get a role in The Diet Games.
More like Adam’s Apple, amirite?
Guess she took “Ain’t Nothin’ but a Good Time” literally
So, is this like a sequel to Top Gun, where Maverick is now 50 and has a black guy adjust his package occasionally? Cause that’s what this looks like to me
The camera of the paparazzi who disappeared earlier was found. This was the last picture.
“Son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!…and maybe give him some spare change?”
He’s surprised to see anyone from entertainment media following him around, it’s been a long time…
Yes, Mr. Duffy, we use digital cameras now.
“Okay kid, so your line is “When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master. Got it?”
“I drink your milkshake”
Julianne WHO ugh?
That looks like Danny DeVito from behind. In his Penguin costume on set of Batman Returns.
The worst ass of all time. Man have people and the media lowered their standards to make this pig a celebrity for getting pee’d on.
Captain Caveman
mmmmmMMMMMMOOOOOOooooooo
Never been impressed with her and she’s now passed the female expiration date of 30. Go away, you have no talent and you’re a 5.5 at best.
Michael J. Fox is in the new Dallas series?
well at least he isn’t driving
Maria Shriver should really keep her hands to herself
This is what is looks like… when seals cry.
Not a woman to be found for miles.
I’m pretty sure you could cut her head off and use it to kill a Kraken.
I’m pretty sure that’s Abe Froeman, Sausage KIng of Chicago
Someone needs to recharge Seal’s batteries. Seal sad.
The only thing more gay than those glasses, that bag, and/or those pants is THAT SHIRT! Auburn blows…it’s Retard U…Geaux Tigers!
America’s next superstar…what the fuck ever…stick to dancing honey because at least you’re good at that.
I would wreck that 25/8. There will be no mercy.
Those pants. Is that a thing? For men to wear women’s pants? Count me out.
The pants? Maybe.
The lacy panties underneath those pants? Probably not.
Just the after effect of going down on a woman during her period. Happens to the best of us.
Perfect woman.
Christine Lakin is fucking HOT!!!
Is that really necessary? It’s not your outfit slowing you down it’s your age. Just ride the fucking bike, that shit is for bike racing not celebrity doucherides.
People should need a licence to wear aviators.
Her right thigh looks completely photo shopped!!
*counting the bodies*