‘I swear to God, if her hand even brushes the lens…’
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which features Julianne Hough for the second day in a row, only this time she’s ready for ‘that thing’ that Ryan likes. We’ve also got Michael Shannon, proving even if you give a lunatic tons of money, there’s still a chance they’ll throw poop at you when you make eye contact. Also, you know how a high-back shoe can make a chick’s ass look fantastic? That did not happen here.
OMFG! RYAN GOSLING FENCES TOO??!! *soaks panties* HE SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY CHRISTIAN GREY!!,
- Photo Boy Women, I meant women are saying that.
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So there’s your Auburn killer…..what a prissy bitch.
This is what happens when you book One Direction to your party.
Is his mother studying to be a pirate ?
A fine looking lad for Seacrest.
Oi! Got soap in me Jap’s eye. That’s why it’s all squinty!
Why doesn’t he just ride his horse?
SPCA took it away because it appeared to be starving.
Sarah?
Maybe she’s on her period.
Wonky eyed but I’d junkboat her.
He’s five feet tall but weighs three times as much as his wife. I suppose that’s about right.
Moooooo muthafucka Mooooooo!
Good thing she’s not a spy, she’d never be able to lose a tail.
Be wary of women with 5 o’clock shadow, it can really chafe your balls.
“If she touches it she’ll be changing her name to Felta Goodreem.”
In every picture like this there is always some sneaky black guy in the background copping a feel.
If you mean the one peering over her shoulder, he’s both a) not black, and b) a pinhead and/or extremely long-limbed.
The one peering over her shoulder is not the one with his hand on her. The one wearing the gray suit on her left side own the hand (and apparently owns her boob). Wasn’t positive he was black, but could be.
There ain’t a black man on this planet that would waste time on those saggy breasts.
Bullshit. Nice try.
@realism: Spoken like a man who hasn’t touched a woman in years.
In every picture like this there is always some sneaky black guy in the foreground copping a feel.
“Hey Travolta, your move.”
Hey baby wanna come up to my room for a jumbo shrimp COCKtail?
Nope, not gay at all.
Fuck is it Halloween already?
Shame Jerry Sandusky isn’t there to show them another way to sword fight.
They musta took this pic after the clock struck twelve. Sheesh!
If I saw this guy I would give him some change just in hopes he did not try to bite me.
Tom Cruise’s illegitimate son looks on in the background
That’s the young clone he keeps around to remind him of “Risky Business”.
So, she finally saw herself in a full lenght mirror.
He can’t even win a one man bike race.
Is he meeting Richard Greico for lunch?
Why not? It’s not like either of them has a real job to be at.
The reboot of “Dallas” premieres tomorrow on TNT! Or in your case, Iveski, Canadian Bravo. (Not sure about the “tomorrow” part for you, though.)
Oh no. Not a Dallas reboot. Wait, what exactly is a reboot? Does that mean same actors, same characters, present day, or what? And you know I don’t know how the show ended. I was like, maybe three.
Well, in this case it’s more like “Dallas: The Next Generation.” Larry Hagman is still J.R. and Patrick Duffy is Bobby, but now it’s their kids who are going at each other. Or something like that. I’ve only seen the promos. I don’t intend to watch it. I never watched the original. (Which ended in 1991, by the way.)
Always suspected he was into sword play.
Damn you “Bath salts”!
He and Richard Greico can go back to wherever they were hiding before now.
Shit those are some long ass cheeks! It looks like she got 2 loaves of bread stuffed down her pants…
That’s a shitty lookin ass….
I hate this guy.
Looks like she just enjoyed another penis that still doesn’t belong to her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest.
So much for dance workouts creating ballerina legs — I guess that is only attainable via starvation. So disappointed…
Ahh so this is how you hit on Bieber!
Queen of the Walk of Shame Dress.
Is that your ass or are you just happy to make me throw up?
University of Anal
“I went through this already with Ryan Reynolds. Only the swords weren’t so big.”
Honestly, I think that picture says it all.
And she’s been chasing that ‘Winter’s Bone’ Oscar red carpet look ever since…
Isn’t he too old for a midlife crisis?
I bet that his wife is still laughing about that outfit.
Much like the Sun we are not meant to look directly at it.
She needs to re-up with the penis that launched her empire. Maybe he can f*ck it back in shape?
Phony bat cr@p crazy wannabe beatnik artist
Late 70s-era Chong needs a new beer.
Does she have a glass eye or are they naturally going in two entirely different directions?
Seal is melting!!! Thanks global warming.
She’s letting out a fart RIGHT NOW.
My vintage Leica kicks ass, yo.