The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.12.12

June 12th, 2012 // 420 Comments

‘I swear to God, if her hand even brushes the lens…’

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which features Julianne Hough for the second day in a row, only this time she’s ready for ‘that thing’ that Ryan likes. We’ve also got Michael Shannon, proving even if you give a lunatic tons of money, there’s still a chance they’ll throw poop at you when you make eye contact. Also, you know how a high-back shoe can make a chick’s ass look fantastic? That did not happen here.

OMFG! RYAN GOSLING FENCES TOO??!! *soaks panties* HE SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY CHRISTIAN GREY!!,

- Photo Boy Women, I meant women are saying that.

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks
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    So there’s your Auburn killer…..what a prissy bitch.

  2. Jim Carrey Shaggy Hair Cowboy Boots
    The Brown Streak
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    This is what happens when you book One Direction to your party.

  3. Ryan Gosling Fencing
    lol
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    Is his mother studying to be a pirate ?

  4. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
    Dwayne Wade's Goatee
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    A fine looking lad for Seacrest.

  5. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Minidress
    LordViperScorpion
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    Oi! Got soap in me Jap’s eye. That’s why it’s all squinty!

  6. Matthew Broderick Bike Cycling Clothes Spandex Helmet
    joe
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    Why doesn’t he just ride his horse?

  7. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Dwayne Wade's Goatee
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    Wonky eyed but I’d junkboat her.

  8. Matthew Broderick Bike Cycling Clothes Spandex Helmet
    Lemmiwinks
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    He’s five feet tall but weighs three times as much as his wife. I suppose that’s about right.

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    Moooooo muthafucka Mooooooo!

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    Abby Normal
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    Good thing she’s not a spy, she’d never be able to lose a tail.

  11. Gabrielle Union Bikini
    Lemmiwinks
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    Be wary of women with 5 o’clock shadow, it can really chafe your balls.

  12. Seal Camera Delta Goodrem The Voice
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    “If she touches it she’ll be changing her name to Felta Goodreem.”

  13. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
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    In every picture like this there is always some sneaky black guy in the background copping a feel.

  14. Tom Cruise Oblivion
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    In every picture like this there is always some sneaky black guy in the foreground copping a feel.

  15. Tom Cruise Oblivion
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    “Hey Travolta, your move.”

  16. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Minidress
    El Jefe
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    Hey baby wanna come up to my room for a jumbo shrimp COCKtail?

  17. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    El Jefe
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    Nope, not gay at all.

  18. Bethenny Frankel
    El Jefe
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    Fuck is it Halloween already?

  19. Ryan Gosling Fencing
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    Shame Jerry Sandusky isn’t there to show them another way to sword fight.

  20. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
    little turtle head
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    They musta took this pic after the clock struck twelve. Sheesh!

  21. Michael Shannon Dishevled Cut Off Pants Old Worn Shoes
    El Jefe
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    If I saw this guy I would give him some change just in hopes he did not try to bite me.

  22. Tom Cruise Oblivion
    justin
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    Tom Cruise’s illegitimate son looks on in the background

  23. Bethenny Frankel
    stacy
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    So, she finally saw herself in a full lenght mirror.

  24. Matthew Broderick Bike Cycling Clothes Spandex Helmet
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    He can’t even win a one man bike race.

  25. Patrick Duffy
    El Jefe
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    Is he meeting Richard Greico for lunch?

    • Why not? It’s not like either of them has a real job to be at.

      • The reboot of “Dallas” premieres tomorrow on TNT! Or in your case, Iveski, Canadian Bravo. (Not sure about the “tomorrow” part for you, though.)

      • kimmykimkim

        Oh no. Not a Dallas reboot. Wait, what exactly is a reboot? Does that mean same actors, same characters, present day, or what? And you know I don’t know how the show ended. I was like, maybe three.

      • Well, in this case it’s more like “Dallas: The Next Generation.” Larry Hagman is still J.R. and Patrick Duffy is Bobby, but now it’s their kids who are going at each other. Or something like that. I’ve only seen the promos. I don’t intend to watch it. I never watched the original. (Which ended in 1991, by the way.)

  26. Ryan Gosling Fencing
    El Jefe
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    Always suspected he was into sword play.

  27. Michael Shannon Dishevled Cut Off Pants Old Worn Shoes
    justin
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    Damn you “Bath salts”!

  28. Thomas Ian Nicholas Scruffy Beard SAG Foundation Golf Classic
    El Jefe
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    He and Richard Greico can go back to wherever they were hiding before now.

  29. Snooki Butt Tight Pants
    little turtle head
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    Shit those are some long ass cheeks! It looks like she got 2 loaves of bread stuffed down her pants…

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    little turtle head
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    That’s a shitty lookin ass….

  31. Ryan Gosling Fencing
    FanGirl
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    I hate this guy.

  32. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
    journalschism
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    Looks like she just enjoyed another penis that still doesn’t belong to her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest.

  33. Maria Menounos Legs Minidress
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    So much for dance workouts creating ballerina legs — I guess that is only attainable via starvation. So disappointed…

  34. Ryan Gosling Fencing
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    Ahh so this is how you hit on Bieber!

  35. Maria Menounos Legs Minidress
    journalschism
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    Queen of the Walk of Shame Dress.

  36. Snooki Butt Tight Pants
    journalschism
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    Is that your ass or are you just happy to make me throw up?

  37. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    Stewie Griffen
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    University of Anal

  38. Ryan Gosling Fencing
    journalschism
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    “I went through this already with Ryan Reynolds. Only the swords weren’t so big.”

  39. Snooki Butt Tight Pants
    Stewie Griffen
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    Honestly, I think that picture says it all.

  40. Jennifer Lawrence Bra See Through Shirt
    journalschism
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    And she’s been chasing that ‘Winter’s Bone’ Oscar red carpet look ever since…

  41. Jim Carrey Shaggy Hair Cowboy Boots
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    Isn’t he too old for a midlife crisis?

  42. Matthew Broderick Bike Cycling Clothes Spandex Helmet
    Stewie Griffen
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    I bet that his wife is still laughing about that outfit.

  43. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    Stewie Griffen
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    Much like the Sun we are not meant to look directly at it.

  44. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    journalschism
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    She needs to re-up with the penis that launched her empire. Maybe he can f*ck it back in shape?

  45. Jim Carrey Shaggy Hair Cowboy Boots
    Stewie Griffen
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    Phony bat cr@p crazy wannabe beatnik artist

  46. Thomas Ian Nicholas Scruffy Beard SAG Foundation Golf Classic
    journalschism
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    Late 70s-era Chong needs a new beer.

  47. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
    Stewie Griffen
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    Does she have a glass eye or are they naturally going in two entirely different directions?

  48. Seal Camera Delta Goodrem The Voice
    LupusYonderboy
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    Seal is melting!!! Thanks global warming.

  49. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Minidress
    LupusYonderboy
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    She’s letting out a fart RIGHT NOW.

  50. Seal Camera Delta Goodrem The Voice
    cc
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    My vintage Leica kicks ass, yo.

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