The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.12.12

June 12th, 2012 // 420 Comments

‘I swear to God, if her hand even brushes the lens…’

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which features Julianne Hough for the second day in a row, only this time she’s ready for ‘that thing’ that Ryan likes. We’ve also got Michael Shannon, proving even if you give a lunatic tons of money, there’s still a chance they’ll throw poop at you when you make eye contact. Also, you know how a high-back shoe can make a chick’s ass look fantastic? That did not happen here.

OMFG! RYAN GOSLING FENCES TOO??!! *soaks panties* HE SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY CHRISTIAN GREY!!,

- Photo Boy Women, I meant women are saying that.

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Seal Camera Delta Goodrem The Voice
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    “Not one single question about this AWESOME camera in front of me. These people suck.”

  2. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Minidress
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “On these early Terminator models, sometimes the eyes go a little squirrely when they’re trying to calculate the distance to a target.”

  3. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Minidress
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    No matter how whitewashed she still gives the Asian lazy eye in photos.

  4. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    ADamnShame
    Commented on this photo:

    Mommy rolled his pants up to make him think he was getting taller.

  5. Ryan Gosling Fencing
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude your Mom graduated from Darth Maul Academy.

  6. Matthew Broderick Bike Cycling Clothes Spandex Helmet
    Silky Johnson
    Commented on this photo:

    “Put that camera away, or Ed Rooney might find out where I’ve been all day”

  7. Gabrielle Union Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow….this is crack photo journalism Photo Boy.

    Nothing like finishing off the ole Tuesday with a flat black chick with a covered fat ass and a straw hat.

    Halle-fucking-lujah

  8. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim K is blessed with a sweet ass. More pics of her sweet ass, please.

    • That is a nasty Fat ass. If this were caveman days, this fat pig would have been the first to get eaten trying to run away with that much junk in her truck. Ahh the good old days…

  9. Matthew Broderick Bike Cycling Clothes Spandex Helmet
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    Why isn’t he flipping over the handlebars right now?

  10. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Minidress
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Wonk.

  11. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she just not own a bra?

  12. Jim Carrey Shaggy Hair Cowboy Boots
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    Tom Cruise wants his Stacee Jaxx character back.

  13. Michael Shannon Dishevled Cut Off Pants Old Worn Shoes
    ADamnShame
    Commented on this photo:

    Superman – The Wasted Years

  14. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    For some reason, her arms look extra long to me in that photo. Eh, she’s still boring though. Go away, Munn.

  15. Gabrielle Union Bikini
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    A Black woman in a bikini and no butt shot. There is a special place in hell for people like you.

  16. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    neo_v
    Commented on this photo:

    your move Penn Bagley

  17. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
    MarkM
    Commented on this photo:

    Her date, Thing from the Addams Family, would remember this evening for the rest of his life!

  18. Tom Cruise Oblivion
    MarkM
    Commented on this photo:

    His gay date, Thing from the Addams Family, would remember this date for the rest of his life!

  19. Michael Shannon Dishevled Cut Off Pants Old Worn Shoes
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    “Zac Efron, I challenge you to a Capri pants throw-down!”

  20. Tom Cruise Oblivion
    Commented on this photo:

    Everyone is pointedly looking away from this mid day handjob.

  21. Michael Shannon Dishevled Cut Off Pants Old Worn Shoes
    MarkM
    Commented on this photo:

    In all fairness, the index finger on his left hand looks totally normal.

  22. Jennifer Lawrence Bra See Through Shirt
    JungleRed
    Commented on this photo:

    anyone seen leelee sobieski lately?

  23. Patrick Duffy
    MarkM
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, no, you mean my entire career has just been a dream?”

  24. Seal Camera Delta Goodrem The Voice
    Commented on this photo:

    “I…*am*…NOT…**BITTER!**

  25. Gabrielle Union Bikini
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally, a union I want to enter.

  26. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    Tara Reid has some serious competition here.

  27. Ryan Gosling Fencing
    MarkM
    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay, so you’re some douchy high school kid who’ll be working at Arby’s soon, you’d better wear this protective face gear…I on the other hand am in every movie on Earth because I’m so handsome, I’ll just go sans helmet!”

  28. Matthew Broderick Bike Cycling Clothes Spandex Helmet
    JungleRed
    Commented on this photo:

    well, he murdered some irishman while driving, so tip o’ the hat back at you, Matt, for trying.

  29. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    Cockaroach
    Commented on this photo:

    pseudo-hipster

  30. Seal Camera Delta Goodrem The Voice
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “I wanted a cookie!” *sad face*

  31. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Minidress
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “WHY? WHY? Okay lady, love ya buh-bye!”

  32. Michael Shannon Dishevled Cut Off Pants Old Worn Shoes
    Cockaroach
    Commented on this photo:

    Is the lost uncle of Johnny Knoxville…

  33. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “I really need to remember A-P-P-L-E doesn’t spell showers.”

  34. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sure glad Lindsey didn’t get hurt in that accident. What? That’s not Lindsey?

  35. Snooki Butt Tight Pants
    Cockaroach
    Commented on this photo:

    Breastfeeding fat is from ass…

  36. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    “I personally believe that, U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because some… people out there in our nation that don’t have maps, and I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should… our education over here in the U.S., should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future.., for our children…”

  37. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs some proactive stat.

  38. Tom Cruise Oblivion
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    When he told the surgeon he wanted it to be long and black, that wasn’t what he had in mind.

  39. Jim Carrey Shaggy Hair Cowboy Boots
    MarkM
    Commented on this photo:

    Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons.
    Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once. No chicks with Autistic kids.

  40. Bethenny Frankel
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    It doesn’t matter what the myths say. You can only kill them by chopping off their heads.

  41. Tom Cruise Oblivion
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    does he need the wiggle to get beamed to the mothership?

  42. Michael Shannon Dishevled Cut Off Pants Old Worn Shoes
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is officer 4-6-9. I have infiltrated the elementary school. No Skarsgard in sight. Over.”

  43. Maria Menounos Legs Minidress
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    This whole David Stern walk is really starting to become a trend.

  44. Snooki Butt Tight Pants
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    When they said someone hit the broad side of a barn, I didn’t think they meant this.

  45. Ryan Gosling Fencing
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Ever since Disney acquired the rights, Power Rangers seem to have a bit less of a budget.

  46. Jennifer Lawrence Bra See Through Shirt
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s been an hour now. When are we going to tell her she took the taxi to get here?

  47. Bethenny Frankel
    Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    Must be tough to live in a city with a lot of mirrored buildings and a face like that.

  48. Matthew Broderick Bike Cycling Clothes Spandex Helmet
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    The only way to kill Godzilla is to ram him full speed in the ass. Trust me on this!

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Remember that song i used to do? Yeah, I lied.” Sir Mix-A-Lot

  50. Thomas Ian Nicholas Scruffy Beard SAG Foundation Golf Classic
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “My other hat is a Schlitz!”

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