‘I swear to God, if her hand even brushes the lens…’
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which features Julianne Hough for the second day in a row, only this time she’s ready for ‘that thing’ that Ryan likes. We’ve also got Michael Shannon, proving even if you give a lunatic tons of money, there’s still a chance they’ll throw poop at you when you make eye contact. Also, you know how a high-back shoe can make a chick’s ass look fantastic? That did not happen here.
OMFG! RYAN GOSLING FENCES TOO??!! *soaks panties* HE SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY CHRISTIAN GREY!!,
- Photo Boy Women, I meant women are saying that.
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“Not one single question about this AWESOME camera in front of me. These people suck.”
“On these early Terminator models, sometimes the eyes go a little squirrely when they’re trying to calculate the distance to a target.”
No matter how whitewashed she still gives the Asian lazy eye in photos.
I think she’s as cute as can be and I’d let her clean my apartment as long as she agreed to do it in the nude.
Mommy rolled his pants up to make him think he was getting taller.
Dude your Mom graduated from Darth Maul Academy.
“Put that camera away, or Ed Rooney might find out where I’ve been all day”
Wow….this is crack photo journalism Photo Boy.
Nothing like finishing off the ole Tuesday with a flat black chick with a covered fat ass and a straw hat.
Halle-fucking-lujah
Kim K is blessed with a sweet ass. More pics of her sweet ass, please.
That is a nasty Fat ass. If this were caveman days, this fat pig would have been the first to get eaten trying to run away with that much junk in her truck. Ahh the good old days…
Why isn’t he flipping over the handlebars right now?
Physics?
the left brake handle is the front brake. On road bikes they’re grabby.
Unless he’s set it up old school European style and then it’s rear brake lever on the left.
No, the front brake is definitely set up on the left. Perhaps he’s pulling a track stand? It’s cheating to use brakes, but kudos if he can do it sitting down. Sorry, can’t resist bike-nerd banter.
Ahh. I didn’t catch that. Besides, I felt a snark coming on and had to release it….like a sneeze.
Wonk.
Does she just not own a bra?
Who cares? She looks great without one.
Tom Cruise wants his Stacee Jaxx character back.
Superman – The Wasted Years
For some reason, her arms look extra long to me in that photo. Eh, she’s still boring though. Go away, Munn.
A Black woman in a bikini and no butt shot. There is a special place in hell for people like you.
your move Penn Bagley
Her date, Thing from the Addams Family, would remember this evening for the rest of his life!
His gay date, Thing from the Addams Family, would remember this date for the rest of his life!
“Zac Efron, I challenge you to a Capri pants throw-down!”
Everyone is pointedly looking away from this mid day handjob.
In all fairness, the index finger on his left hand looks totally normal.
anyone seen leelee sobieski lately?
“Oh, no, you mean my entire career has just been a dream?”
“I…*am*…NOT…**BITTER!**
Finally, a union I want to enter.
Tara Reid has some serious competition here.
“Okay, so you’re some douchy high school kid who’ll be working at Arby’s soon, you’d better wear this protective face gear…I on the other hand am in every movie on Earth because I’m so handsome, I’ll just go sans helmet!”
well, he murdered some irishman while driving, so tip o’ the hat back at you, Matt, for trying.
pseudo-hipster
“I wanted a cookie!” *sad face*
“WHY? WHY? Okay lady, love ya buh-bye!”
Is the lost uncle of Johnny Knoxville…
Uncle Daddy
“I really need to remember A-P-P-L-E doesn’t spell showers.”
I’m sure glad Lindsey didn’t get hurt in that accident. What? That’s not Lindsey?
Breastfeeding fat is from ass…
“I personally believe that, U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because some… people out there in our nation that don’t have maps, and I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should… our education over here in the U.S., should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future.., for our children…”
She needs some proactive stat.
When he told the surgeon he wanted it to be long and black, that wasn’t what he had in mind.
Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons.
Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once. No chicks with Autistic kids.
It doesn’t matter what the myths say. You can only kill them by chopping off their heads.
does he need the wiggle to get beamed to the mothership?
“This is officer 4-6-9. I have infiltrated the elementary school. No Skarsgard in sight. Over.”
This whole David Stern walk is really starting to become a trend.
When they said someone hit the broad side of a barn, I didn’t think they meant this.
Ever since Disney acquired the rights, Power Rangers seem to have a bit less of a budget.
It’s been an hour now. When are we going to tell her she took the taxi to get here?
Must be tough to live in a city with a lot of mirrored buildings and a face like that.
The only way to kill Godzilla is to ram him full speed in the ass. Trust me on this!
I believe he killed Godzilla by starring in it.
“Remember that song i used to do? Yeah, I lied.” Sir Mix-A-Lot
“My other hat is a Schlitz!”