The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.12.12

June 12th, 2012 // 420 Comments

‘I swear to God, if her hand even brushes the lens…’

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which features Julianne Hough for the second day in a row, only this time she’s ready for ‘that thing’ that Ryan likes. We’ve also got Michael Shannon, proving even if you give a lunatic tons of money, there’s still a chance they’ll throw poop at you when you make eye contact. Also, you know how a high-back shoe can make a chick’s ass look fantastic? That did not happen here.

OMFG! RYAN GOSLING FENCES TOO??!! *soaks panties* HE SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY CHRISTIAN GREY!!,

- Photo Boy Women, I meant women are saying that.

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Minidress
    catapostrophe
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    “Shhhee you guyssshh [hic] latersshhh …”

  2. Seal Camera Delta Goodrem The Voice
    DeucePickle
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    Solomon Grundy want pants too !

  3. Seal Camera Delta Goodrem The Voice
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Bath salts are a hell of a drug

  4. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
    catapostrophe
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    “It’s just barbecue sauce!”

  5. Seal Camera Delta Goodrem The Voice
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So this is the face Seal makes around all blondes now?

  6. Maria Menounos Legs Minidress
    catapostrophe
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    Oof.

  7. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Anything I ever thought about him has been confirmed by those pants and shoes.

  8. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Our Photoshop artist has included three obvious mistakes. Can you spot them?

  9. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Minidress
    EricLr
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    I think I saw her yesterday on the off-ramp, holding up a “Will Act Batshit-Crazy for Attention” sign.

  10. Patrick Duffy
    catapostrophe
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    Looks like he just shot J.R.

  11. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    EricLr
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    He’s walking his imaginary career.

  12. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    All I can tell from this pic is that neither Ryan Seacrest or Tom Cruise was at the party.

  13. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    Even after being famous for so long and meeting tons of celebrities, I guess Chris Brown is still getting the hang of the peck on the cheek greeting.

  14. Matthew Broderick Bike Cycling Clothes Spandex Helmet
    catapostrophe
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    For what team is he riding, I sometimes wonder.

  15. Bethenny Frankel
    Anthony
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    I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

  16. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks
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    So the really gay pants are a thing now huh? I guess I’ll raid my wife’s closet.

  17. Seal Camera Delta Goodrem The Voice
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    Sad seal is sad….

  18. Tom Cruise Oblivion
    EricLr
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    I bet his contracts these days have a “Mr. Cruise must not be put near a heat source or open flame” clause.

  19. Bethenny Frankel
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This answers the question of why Tom Cruise had some black guy’s hand in the vicinity of his penis.

  20. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Josephus
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    Aww, she must have gotten shrimp juice in her eye.

  21. Seal Camera Delta Goodrem The Voice
    Cock Dr
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    He looks like he’s just been served a subpoena.

  22. Tom Cruise Oblivion
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    When I’m rich I’m going to have a black man to open my zip and a midget like that to change channels on the TV

  23. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Brett Ratner just spilled his cocktail dipping sauce looking at this…

  24. Seal Camera Delta Goodrem The Voice
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    “Touch this camera, bitch. I dare you.”

  25. Bethenny Frankel
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    Nice gaping maw, shithead!

  26. Michael Shannon Dishevled Cut Off Pants Old Worn Shoes
    DeucePickle
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    These are some hard times, even for a famous actor like Willem Dafoe.

  27. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    Josephus
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    Settling nicely into the pizza delivery sector, I see.

  28. Michael Shannon Dishevled Cut Off Pants Old Worn Shoes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Did someone eventually take him back to Bellevue?

  29. Michael Shannon Dishevled Cut Off Pants Old Worn Shoes
    EricLr
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    Bruce Banner: The Meth Years.

  30. Tom Cruise Oblivion
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    Someday… Someday soon, Xenu will give me the power of normal height…

  31. Julianne Hough Drunk Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Smeared & bleary = good times

  32. Patrick Duffy
    dontkillthemessenger
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    How did he see the pic of Bethenny Frankel from there?

  33. Tom Cruise Oblivion
    rican
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    “Thaaaaat’s it Shaquille, now scratch a little more to the left, then it’s my turn”

  34. Bethenny Frankel
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    To quote the internet: KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

  35. Patrick Duffy
    EricLr
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    Somewhere, a sad, legless Scuzzlebutt is roaming the mountains of Colorado with no one to talk to.

  36. Ryan Gosling Fencing
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    Strange graduation ceremony.

  37. Patrick Duffy
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    Brice Jenner: “Hey, Patrick, let me give you the name of my plastic surgeon…”

  38. Maria Menounos Legs Minidress
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    This picture really can’t communicate the sound made when her lips rub together…

  39. Thomas Ian Nicholas Scruffy Beard SAG Foundation Golf Classic
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Actors ‘fore’ actors? They really are lost without a writer

  40. Matthew Broderick Bike Cycling Clothes Spandex Helmet
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/12/untitled-227_224.JPG[/img]

  41. Matthew Broderick Bike Cycling Clothes Spandex Helmet
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So who won… the bike or the horse?

  42. Snooki Butt Tight Pants
    EricLr
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    I really wish Oompa Loompas would develop the self-esteem to stop wearing those stupid shoes. Wonka left them so messed up in the head.

    • Your Worst Nightmare

      Calling Snooki an Oompa Loompa is so f**king funny. And original!! Bravo to you and your wit, sir.

  43. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    There’s an assidemic in this country. Stop the insanity fatties!

  44. Matthew Broderick Bike Cycling Clothes Spandex Helmet
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    Bravo, sir. Bravo

  45. Zac Efron Rolled Up Pants No Socks
    Dick Folgers
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    As an Auburn alum, I really wish he wouldn’t wear that shirt…

  46. Thomas Ian Nicholas Scruffy Beard SAG Foundation Golf Classic
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    He the groundskeeper?

  47. Ryan Gosling Fencing
    Minky Wail
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    Not what he had in mind when he heard he’d be sword fighting with a frat boy.

  48. Thomas Ian Nicholas Scruffy Beard SAG Foundation Golf Classic
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If you see this man near a playground or women’s dorm, just call the cops first and ask questions later.

  49. Ryan Gosling Fencing
    EricLr
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    Uh…graduation is actually next week Mr. Gosling…uh, okay… sure, I guess I can fence you…

  50. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    Josh
    Commented on this photo:

    MOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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