The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.11.13

June 11th, 2013 // 327 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s mostly pics from last night’s Broadcast Television Journalists Association’s Third Annual Critics’ Choice Television Awards where I’m assuming Maria Menounos‘ butt won top honors unless they didn’t get our trashbag full of ballots. I also tossed in a few more shots from that Spike TV GuyDudeBro Dickslam thing over the weekend because in the spirit of journalism, I don’t know how to not make you aware of this or this. Oh, and I almost forgot Seal about to murder his kid if that shot’s not white balanced, because remember his weird camera fetish? I do.

Never forget,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Dominic Monaghan Brown Teeth Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    Mortimer Snerd: the Motion Picture.

    Oh Google it, ffs.

  2. Jeff Bridges Jake Gyllenhaal Spike TV Guys Choice
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    “Do you like sex, Mr Lebowski?”
    “‘Scuse me?”
    Sex, the physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?”
    “I was talking about my rug.”

  3. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    In every photo there’s a Robbie Benson, saying it all with his eyes. And Spike agrees.
    “Look to the horizon! Fassdong!”

  4. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie
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    Dave Chapelle wonders how it got to this…

  5. Kris Humphries Man Of Steel Premiere
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    Man of Heel.

  6. Bob Newhart Old As Shit Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    The introverted & melancholic heart of American comedy. *bows*

  7. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Pacific Gas & Electric obviously finally got around to putting out a contract.

  8. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Agent Smith: You hear that Mrs. Anderson?… That is the sound of inevitability… It is the sound of your looks’ death… Goodbye to beauty, Mrs. Anderson…

  9. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Legs And Arms
    gumbypokey
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    how does she walk without quadriceps?

  10. Amy Adams Side Boob
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    “Miss, please come with us. Your dress is making us nauseous.”

  11. Aisha Tyler John Ratzenberger Photobomb Judy Greer Chris Parnell Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    CK
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    Looks like a little vampire is about to get some big neck.

  12. Seal Pissed Off Look With Children Featherdale Wildlife Park
    cc
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    Broods and thinks ‘It was just a fucking Cheerios commercial.’

  13. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache The Screen Actors Guild Foundation 4th Annual Los Angeles Golf Classic
    cc
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    What can I say…played the two most awesome and frightening villains of all time.

  14. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie
    cc
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    If ever there was a time for an octogenarian to lost control and jump the curb.

  15. Kris Humphries Man Of Steel Premiere
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    The smirk of a man who now has a Swiss Bank Account that has been filled with Kardashian gold (probably to the tune of low eight figures). Do you really think he gave in on the annulment and signed the divorce papers without a large chunk of money laundered in his direction?

  16. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
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    wtf, I can’t drive a car drunk, now they made it illegal to drive a boat drunk? dammit, now I’ll have to get a pilot’s license.

  17. Michael Sheen Thin Moustache Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    I think under California law, just having that stache means he has to register as a sex offender.

  18. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
    Kim
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    I love the Afro look, why don’t more guy wear their like that anymore?

  19. Michael Shannon Kissing Poster Man Of Steel Premiere
    Pluto
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    Very narcissistic.

  20. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Twitter
    Urbanspaceman
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    She’s a goddess, perfect in every way.

  21. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
    Mex
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    First Burt, and now this….did they both escape from the nursing home at the same time.

  22. Dominic Monaghan Brown Teeth Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    Man, you’re just seeing those creepy masks from “The Purge” everywhere these days.

  23. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Twitter
    Daze
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    She’ll always be the no.1 model to me.

  24. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    BenDoverman
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    Where can I sign up to be her personal proctologist or general enema provider? I’ve got a PhD on my fridge.

  25. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
    BenDoverman
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    aaaand my boner’s confused

  26. Rob Lowe 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
    BenDoverman
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    “No you can’t borrow my lipstick! Freeeak!”

  27. Russell Brand Tight Leather Jeans Cowboy Boots Holding Umbrella
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    Señor! Dame mi hombrella ella ellla ey ey….

  28. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
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    Someone broke-a-bitch!

  29. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie
    JW
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    Darth Yeezus…

  30. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Twitter
    AWOL
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    The expression never made sense to me before now, but I would absolutely murder her vagina.

  31. Rihanna Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Instagram
    Me
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    Skank whore.

  32. Dominic Monaghan Brown Teeth Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    Jesus fucking Christ THAT NOSE!!!

  33. Michael Sheen Thin Moustache Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    MrG
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    He’s my favorite Sheen brother.

  34. Burt Reynolds Mark Wahlberg Giraffe Spike TV Guys Choice
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    “I asked the producers to set me up with a tall date, but this is ridiculous.”

  35. Amy Adams Side Boob
    Pete
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    One hot woman in one ugly dress.

  36. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Legs And Arms
    Pete
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    That too-dark-tan is a desperate attempt to look healthy even though she clearly is not. Isn’t anyone in her circle concerned for her health? I am.

  37. Amy Adams Side Boob
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    Smokin Hot!!

  38. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
    I'm lost...
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    Hang on, cops are arresting people now for doing what you’re supposed to be doing ? And she isn’t even black.

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