The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.11.13

June 11th, 2013 // 327 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s mostly pics from last night’s Broadcast Television Journalists Association’s Third Annual Critics’ Choice Television Awards where I’m assuming Maria Menounos‘ butt won top honors unless they didn’t get our trashbag full of ballots. I also tossed in a few more shots from that Spike TV GuyDudeBro Dickslam thing over the weekend because in the spirit of journalism, I don’t know how to not make you aware of this or this. Oh, and I almost forgot Seal about to murder his kid if that shot’s not white balanced, because remember his weird camera fetish? I do.

Never forget,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
    bewbs
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    Why is he holding a picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt proposing to Michael Jackson?

  2. Seal Pissed Off Look With Children Featherdale Wildlife Park
    JanusUranus
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    Maybe Seal can give Kanye some tips on parenting and anger management.

  3. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Bikini
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    Just a tad slender for my taste, but undoubtedly beautiful.

  4. Aisha Tyler John Ratzenberger Photobomb Judy Greer Chris Parnell Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    Are the men standing in holes?

  5. Kris Humphries Man Of Steel Premiere
    celebutard
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    “Hodor!”

  6. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    But Heidi Klum was made in Bergisch Gladbach, West Germany and Spike Lee was made in Atlanta. I don’t get it…

  7. Amy Adams Side Boob
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    I have to wonder if the rug matches the drapes…

  8. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie
    JanusUranus
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    Andre answered Kanye’s ad for a permanently pissed off black man to stand in for him come labor day. All he needs is a hoodie ,dark sunglasses ,and a Mr T starter kit. He’s pretty much a natural at the pissed off part.

  9. Dominic Monaghan Brown Teeth Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    This guy isn’t even real. He’s a cartoon character.

  10. Kris Humphries Man Of Steel Premiere
    JanusUranus
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    Trog like superman..

  11. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Legs And Arms
    j/k
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    Your calves are NOT supposed to be bigger than your thighs.

  12. Rihanna Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Instagram
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    Hm, I thought I still had one fuck here somewhere… let’s see. Nope, all out.

  13. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Legs And Arms
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    Is it possible for her whole body to fall out of her uterus?

  14. Amy Adams Side Boob
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    I don’t know what she has against bras, but I appreciate the results.

  15. Dominic Monaghan Brown Teeth Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    Max Hardcore’s out of jail already?

  16. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Twitter
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    hello-belichick? its gisele.
    u have some xplaining to do.

  17. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
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    steven, the nail polish needed to go back when u turned idk- 60.

  18. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    Ron Burgundy
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    I don’t normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking… heiney. I mean, that thing’s good. I wanna be friends with it.

  19. Seal Pissed Off Look With Children Featherdale Wildlife Park
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    For me, this sort of confuses the notion of “clubbing baby Seals.” No wonder it’s so frowned upon.

  20. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
    Jentilly
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    Damn Julia Roberts is not aging well!

  21. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Twitter
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    SOOC, no doubt.

    /sarc

  22. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    Robb7
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    Great ass, so why all the hoopla and $$ thrown at that whore Kardashian for her lumpy, cottage cheesy, deformed-looking fake ass??!!

  23. Rihanna Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Instagram
    Robb7
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    Dirty underwear!

  24. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    richie
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    Just so great all the time.

  25. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache The Screen Actors Guild Foundation 4th Annual Los Angeles Golf Classic
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    *drains glass* Now go home and get your fuckin’ ball washer.

  26. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
    Brentkilledaguy
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    Michael Bolton dressed up as her in a lonely island video , “Captain Jack Sparrow”, i thought it was funny then but now its just got damn uncanny .

    http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/62800799/Michael+Bolton+Erin+Brockovich.png

  27. Rihanna Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Instagram
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    Leg herpes and Thriller eyes.

  28. Rob Lowe 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    Nothing line a tan line around the hair to show where you stopped applying the fake colour.

  29. Russell Brand Tight Leather Jeans Cowboy Boots Holding Umbrella
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    Ugh, I can’t help it … I actually love him. Ever since I watched the Big Fat Quiz of the Year with him on it years ago. My dislike for heroin and Chlamydia will keep me at a distance, but I’ll still chortle mightily from afar.

  30. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Legs And Arms
    Vlad
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    Donations to Reverend Moon?

  31. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
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    She went to her doctor and asked him for a face lift. Unfortunately he was her gynecologist..

  32. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
    Jenn
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    Why’s he signing a pic of MJ and Jamie Lee Curtis? Oh..well, he hasn’t improved.

  33. Burt Reynolds Mark Wahlberg Giraffe Spike TV Guys Choice
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    Please tell me PETA showed up and threw water on Burt, his face melted off and Marky Mark peed his pants and squeeeeeed like a girl.

  34. Bob Newhart Old As Shit Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    I love this man.

  35. Michael Sheen Thin Moustache Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    “Excuse me, sir?”
    “Yes?”
    “Are you aware that you two hairy caterpillars coming out of your nose?”
    “No. Why do you ask?”
    “No reason.”

  36. Sarah Jessica Parker Apollo Theaters 8th Annual Spring Gala Concert
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    Did she win The Preakness?

  37. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Legs And Arms
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    Love her and she is still gorgeous. Charlie fucked up letting her go.

  38. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
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    Once the hands down hottest woman ever. Time is cruel.

  39. Michael Sheen Thin Moustache Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    He got to get Kate Beckinsale pregnant. The man is a god to me.

  40. Dominic Monaghan Brown Teeth Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    Looks like he should be wearing clown makeup and scaring small children at the circus.

  41. Seal Pissed Off Look With Children Featherdale Wildlife Park
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    One of these things is not like the other…

  42. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie
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    Even the dude in the blue jacket looks like he does not want to be around him. Why is Dominic Purcell behind them?

  43. Russell Brand Tight Leather Jeans Cowboy Boots Holding Umbrella
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    Have you ever tried to let a shorter person hold the umbrella? It doesn’t work so well. I do like Russell, but he talks a little to much. I think he needs a med for hyperactive adults.

  44. Michael Sheen Thin Moustache Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    My great aunt Deedee has a better bitch-stache than that. Try estrogen, Sheenie boy.

  45. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie
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    No, man I won’t go I to the delivery room, so stop asking! I saw her ass on the video, like everybody else. Once was enough.

  46. Bob Newhart Old As Shit Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    Bob Newhart can do no wrong.

  47. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
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    Pictured in this crap we missed is the crap we are glad we missed.

  48. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    “Ms Klum, would you like to introduce us to your date?”

  49. Sarah Jessica Parker Apollo Theaters 8th Annual Spring Gala Concert
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    I didn’t realise the Apollo had turned into a stable.

  50. Kris Humphries Man Of Steel Premiere
    PathosAvenger
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    Hey you! Move! You’re blocking the movie poster…And tuck in yer damned shirt!

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