The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.11.13

June 11th, 2013 // 327 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s mostly pics from last night’s Broadcast Television Journalists Association’s Third Annual Critics’ Choice Television Awards where I’m assuming Maria Menounos‘ butt won top honors unless they didn’t get our trashbag full of ballots. I also tossed in a few more shots from that Spike TV GuyDudeBro Dickslam thing over the weekend because in the spirit of journalism, I don’t know how to not make you aware of this or this. Oh, and I almost forgot Seal about to murder his kid if that shot’s not white balanced, because remember his weird camera fetish? I do.

Never forget,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
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    Dead and Dead.

  2. Dominic Monaghan Brown Teeth Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    Batu Khan
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    The list of things right with this picture would be a lot shorter.

  3. Aisha Tyler John Ratzenberger Photobomb Judy Greer Chris Parnell Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    Damn, Chris Parnell makes Tom Cruise seem like Manute Bol. Mostly I just wanted to say “Manute Bol.”

  4. Rihanna Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Instagram
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    She looks like the offspring of Goldie Hawn and Billie Dee Williams.

  5. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Legs And Arms
    Batu Khan
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    Someone please buy this woman a McDonald’s and lock her in there for a month.

  6. Amy Adams Side Boob
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    So THAT’S what Stedman does.

  7. Dominic Monaghan Brown Teeth Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    And to think this little troll was getting Evangeline Lilly. There is hope for us all gentlemen.

  8. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Legs And Arms
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    Starring George Peppard as “the bell hop.”

  9. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
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    She’s starting to look like the old lady in Barfly who “can still swallow paste with the best of ‘em.”

  10. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
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    Who’s next…Jerry Reed and Dom DeLuise back from the grave?

  11. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache The Screen Actors Guild Foundation 4th Annual Los Angeles Golf Classic
    Batu Khan
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    What no one suspects is he’ll drive that golf cart all the way home.

  12. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
    Doug Gooden
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    I don’t like sitting next to midgets either

  13. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie
    Batu Khan
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    What?! KIM?! Where?! How?!

  14. Kris Humphries Man Of Steel Premiere
    Batu Khan
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    I have a short message to Kanye: Ha-Ha!

  15. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
    Guy
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    Dude looks like a lady.

  16. Aisha Tyler John Ratzenberger Photobomb Judy Greer Chris Parnell Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    Guy
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    “I’m a huge fan of cock and my name is … Cyrill .. Figgus …”

  17. Rob Lowe 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    Cursed to walk the earth, forever stuck between the forms of David Hasselhoff and Ray Liotta.

  18. Jeff Bridges Jake Gyllenhaal Spike TV Guys Choice
    Guy
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    The Dude abides.

  19. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache The Screen Actors Guild Foundation 4th Annual Los Angeles Golf Classic
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Wadaya mean I’m a caddy?”

  20. Rob Lowe 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
    rospo
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    thought it was David Hasselhoff.

  21. Steven Tyler Holding Picture Of Michael Jackson
    JanusUranus
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    Luckily for Steven looking like a fifteen year old girl at the time kept him off of Michael’s kiddie fiddling hit list.

  22. Aisha Tyler John Ratzenberger Photobomb Judy Greer Chris Parnell Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    JanusUranus
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    Hey! Aisha Tyler’s parasitic twin looks just like Ernest Bourgnine!

  23. Jeff Bridges Jake Gyllenhaal Spike TV Guys Choice
    JanusUranus
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    Jacket and tie- optional for entry. Mountain man beard- mandatory.

  24. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie
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    That guy’s job is to throw himself in front of any street signs before they can hit Kanye.

  25. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
    JanusUranus
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    When the lady hired to shadow Spike asked Heidi to sit there with him til she came back from the bathroom ,still hadn’t returned, Heidi just knew she’d escaped out the toilet window.

  26. Bob Newhart Old As Shit Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    JanusUranus
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    I just love this man!

  27. Kris Humphries Man Of Steel Premiere
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    Despite his flaws, he got out from under KK, unlike Kanye. For that, “Man of Steel” is fitting.

    • So, if I understand you correctly, knocking up a woman, repugnant as she may be, then bailing on her prior to the birth, is something to admire?

      • I think you misunderstand, Vito. I applaud Kris for distancing himself from Kim before there were too many entanglements, though the whole thing should have been avoided in the first place. Unless you meant that Kris got her or someone else pregnant and then bolted, in which case that’s news to me. As far as I’m aware, only Kanye is guilty of that.

        I definitely don’t admire people abandoning children or families, unless it’s something agreed upon by all parties.

        GAAH! Too many people with K names!

  28. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Dr. Ruth with chesticles?

  29. Amy Adams Side Boob
    JanusUranus
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    “The exit’s this way. I’m only going to say this one more time. You’re too old and mentally stable to be on The Real World!”

  30. Michael Sheen Thin Moustache Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    Skippy86
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    Not enough face for that head.

  31. Rob Lowe 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
    JanusUranus
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    I’d hate to see the rest of his date. Her hand’s the size of Rob’s head!

  32. Amy Adams Side Boob
    CK
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    Cutie movie star underboob!

  33. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
    ck
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    All those broken capillaries in her face. She must have a booze bottle glued to her face 24/7.

  34. Dominic Monaghan Brown Teeth Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    JanusUranus
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    I thought this had to be Steve Irwin’s kid.The resemblance is uncanny or canny, Whatever the fuck that means.

  35. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie
    lawn
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    He always looks pissed off these days. I wonder why.

  36. Rob Lowe 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
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    Hey hey hey….the face! Don’t touch the face!

  37. Dominic Monaghan Brown Teeth Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    The way his face looks reminds me of Aboriginals. For some reason.

  38. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
    angerinside
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    Okay we’ve all seen bad tit jobs where one is bigger than the other, but can someone please explain the “stroke eye” look to me?

  39. Heidi Klum Cleavage Spike Lee 8th Annual Made in NY Awards
    maruli
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    I think she just watched the new Oldboy remake.

  40. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Legs And Arms
    JanusUranus
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    Um,I think you’re being followed by an incognito Ethan Hawke.

  41. Kanye West Leather Pants Hoodie
    angerinside
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    Now remember y’all, Yeezus is payin’ ya to jump in front of anything that looks like a pregnant bear and it’s momma. Yeezus ain’t goin’ out like dat!

  42. Russell Brand Tight Leather Jeans Cowboy Boots Holding Umbrella
    JanusUranus
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    I didn’t think Russell really had a type. But If Carlos Mencia makes him happy I wish them the best of luck.

  43. Erin Brockovich Red Face Mugshot Drunk Boating Arrest
    JanusUranus
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    The female equivalent of the Nick Nolte mug shot.

  44. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Twitter
    lily
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    I love her like this, she looks natural and far less harsh than in her high fashion shoots. what a beautiful woman!

  45. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
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    gorgeous dress on a lovely figure!

  46. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Bikini
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    always liked her. she’s very unique looking and has a great bod

  47. Rihanna Butt Cheeks Booty Shorts Instagram
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    the high waist shorts make her ass look long and flat…sorry not into her trashy fake look

  48. Amy Adams Side Boob
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    could she look more matronly in that horrid dress

  49. Bob Newhart Old As Shit Broadcast Television Journalists Associations Third Annual Critics Choice Television Awards
    navvet75
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    My name is Larry this is my brother darrel and my other brother darrel

  50. Loni Anderson Cleavage Collagen Lip Implants Tony Awards Viewing Party
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    A wormhole just opened, so I went back to 1978 and made sure I never jerked off to her poster.

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